University at Buffalo School of Dental Medicine - Reflector Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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I THE REFLECTGRIQE 32 4 V Q E? when the bell would ring and the matron put him out. Bruzo7s wife did not mind, as she was wise to the game, having caught him that way and was still boss of their chateau. He still had his boadin7 schooln habits of casting rings, scarf pins, etc. From here to Hornell, the Main Street of Canisteo, we sailed in search of Stanley Hart who was advertising manager of THE R13- FLECTOR. When I called at his home, his wife informed me he was attending a meeting of the editors of the 'cF.Xtensive Prevention. He was, however, editor-in-chief of this publication, but the duties were not so arduous that he could not toot on the clarinet or sing 4'Bondolero7' the way he did when an embryo D.D.S. Our next stop happened to be Springville. Here my attention was called to a large electric sign which read Fitzpatrick 8c Prior, Dental Specialties . I was wondering in which direction to walk to get to their establishment when I met Fitz wearing the same striped bow tie. Fitz said they were still ethical general practitioners maintaining the dignity of the profession, but as a side line were manufacturing desensitizing paste for porcelain crowns, Gates- Glidden drills guaranteed not to break off in a canal, and a nasal douche for an antiseptic washifor cleft palate. He said they adver- tised in Hart's Magazine, but without results. I strolled over to West Valley and there met Gibbin. He, too, was enjoying a lucrative practice and in spare moments was composing a parody on 4'Ragtime Cowboy Joen. His efforts were entitled I comb my hair with a towel, nowf' Jack was married, and intro- duced me to his daughter who he said had her motheris big blue -eyes. I From this thriving community we sped to Ferry where I was surprised to find the place in a flurry. Each inhabitant seemed to have a copy of the New York paper which gave a glowing account of how Dr. IVI. L. Ogden of Perry had isolated a new bacteria called Sporticus Boozerinaw. The germ which had caused many people sickness and headaches had at last been disclosed. When I met Gg he said he was working on a cure for it, but doubted if it were possible where the organism had much of a foothold. 0g showed us a place where we could again replenish our tanks and we flew on to Bath. 57

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W 1 AIA . THE REFLECTORKE 32 4 xp' Q E? to take it to work in the morning. They caution men not to put it in the hip pocket and avoid the possibility of being bit when sitting down. Further down the street I walked into the office of Lewis Sc Merle, inseparable as of old. In spite of the large practice they enjoyed they still found time to talk on the one subject always uppermost in their minds. Instead of 'CI-Iow am I to get married? it was Now that I am married, how can I get out of it? After hearing Wadie sing c'lVIandalay'?, and Merle play Meditation , I departed feeling satisfied that they had no reason to fear the wolf at their doors. Before leaving, we refilled our tanks Cmachine with gasoline and mine with Green Riverj and Hew south. Soon something went wrong with the engine and we were forced to descend. While my pilot was repairing the damage I walked around and found I was in Wellsville. As I passed one building I heard an ejaculation Gol dern it! I wondered where I had heard it before. Looking at the door I saw a sign I L. lXIagner, D.D.S. . Upon entering, I found Jim and Harry Richmond sitting in the office deep in discussion. As I listened, I found the cause of it all was something like this: Jim claimed that one out of every ten babies was cutting its teeth on Ford tires, while Harry maintained that tenpenny nails were being used exclusively for removing ice-cream from between approxi- mating teeth as well as for teething children. Both were going to write papers and read them to the N. D. A. for decision. I walked back to the machine, and finding it awaiting me we sped on to Olean. I remembered it was the home of President Ben- jamin I-Iarrison-Eddy. I had read that Ed had been elected Presi- dent of the Tinted Salivary Calculus Club on a yellow ticket. I-Ie was about to edit a book entitled HWe won by an honest scrap. His son was now a Senior Dent at U. B., so after hoping the young- ster would have good luck, I departed. So rapid was my flight it seemed but a moment and I was in Cuba, N. Y. I-Iere I found Bruzo Dodge. Needless to say he was a very prominent but not a law-abiding citizen. I-Ie had founded a nurses' home where he was wont as of old to hang out until IO P. IVI. 56

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ae THE RF ,ECTOR V Here Woodbury was found and he told me that a few years after graduating he was dental surgeon to the Qld Soldiers, I-Iome. After that institution fell into decline, he had to shift for himself and said he was just barely making a living out of his practice. I-Ie insisted a man couldn't live properly on the paltry SI0,000 per year he was making. I extended my sympathy to him for his hardships and was just about to depart when I noticed a trolley car pass the door. With pride, Woodie pointed at the car and remarked Those cars have it all over those Sunday night cars to Lancastern. All I could say was I guess you know, Woodie.'7 On to Batavia at lightning speed, and stopped directly in front of Bill Maulis oiqice. Bill had a device which was quite original and exclusive in plate work. The idea was a bulb in between the molars. When the patient bit into anything the bulb was compressed, throw- ing great air pressure against the palatal portion which forced the plate to remain in place. I-Ie said it also prevented the teeth from rattling when the patient was walking. Gus Ebling was across the street, as the strains of piano music clearly indicated to me. Gus gave me the glad hand and told me he declined a scholarship in a conservatory of music in Berlin in order to perfect and manufacture a new wash basin which was entirely dif- ferent from the one he used one night after a party during college days. Soon after leaving Batavia we arrived in Buffalo. The first place of importance I came to was the NG. A. I walked in, and as it was nearly five o'clock the place was filled with a crowd of students and a few human beings hitting up the free lunch. I looked around and could hardly believe my eyes when I saw Bode and Kiefer bal- ancing 'fschupersi' in their hands in such a way that the contents landed in their oral cavities. They seemed glad to see me and offered to buy a drink. CNever proposed such offers while in collegej I declined and inquired about their practices. Kiefer had just edited a book on extraction which introduced his latest method called the f'Wiffelbat lVIethod'7. It seems you pour sand down the patient's throat to give him something else to think about while you extract. After the extraction a vacuum cleaner is inserted in the oral cavity and the sand withdrawn. Rather clever, I thought. Bode was local agent Cselling Kolynos Dental Creamj-Prophylaxis taught free. 58