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if THE REFLECTOR W f sv' f 2? Brutal Eliarulig All Sim' Zfiauakvthall Gram OR several years past, a cry has gone up from the undergrad- uates for an All Dental Basketball Team, to be limited to the members of the faculty. The wail has become so insistent this year, that we have decided to choose such a team. When I say we, I mean XValter Bamp, the famous sport jurist from Jail College. Well, first of all, we must choose a treasurer and ticket seller for this organization. There is no doubt in our minds that Eli Long would get this important position because of the wonderful reputa- tion achieved during our three years of college. The line-up for the All Dental Faculty Team will be as follows: R. F., I-Iowes, L. F., Fiero, C., I-Iughey, R. Cf., Bill Lane, L. G., Danny Squire. For right forward you will notice we have the distinguished name, Louis I-Iowes. We have given the aforesaid gentleman this important position because of his ability to shoot the Bull. From this fact, we deduce that he would be able to shoot baskets. The left forward position has been given to Fiero because of his reputation for bawling out the Seniors in the Infirmary. This has led us to believe that he could pass the ball on the court. The pivotal position Ccenterl has been assigned to I-Iughey because of his agility in dodging around the chairs and gaboons about the Infirmary. The guards for the team will be Bill Lane and Danny Squire. Bill Lane has been selected right guard and captain of this quintet. The reason we give Bill right guard is-he would probably say to the opposing forward, Hcome this way, pleasew, and in doing this the opponent would be drawn away from the ball, and then Danny Squire could grab it. Bill would undoubtedly be a remarkable captain, for he could devise a system for signals and passwork some- what after the card system in the Infirmary. Can you imagine an opponent stealing any signals that Bill Lane would make up? The left guard position has been given to Danny Squire because he is Dean of the College, and without a doubt would flunk us if we did not put him in the line-up. Signed, WALTER BAMP, jail College, U. S. A. IOS
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f ae THE R ,ECTOR 3 Efnutharhv Did you ever have a toothache Run you crazy, day and night, Till you felt like you were spoiling For an old-style knock-down fight? Wvas the tooth a full inch longer Than it really should have been? Did it make you think that ucussingi' Hardly could be called a sin? Did your coffee-hot, delicious- Knock you out in just one round? When you took the tempting rnouthful, Did that molar give a bound? Did that jaw break all to thunder, And your skull to pieces fly, While you Writhed in abject terror, Lest another Wrench it try? Did you use a hot ash poultice, Till you blistered all your jaw? Or-advised by some kind CD neighbor- Fill your mouth with Whiskey-raw? Yes, you did, of course you did it, And you'd do the same again, Anything in all creation, To relieve the horrid pain. Anything but just the right thing, just the plan you should pursue, Go and have the tooth extracted, But that hurts too much, say you. Yes, at last you muster courage, To the dentist you repair, But, oh Scott, it stops its aching, just before you reach the chair. ' Courtesy-L. N, B. A. H. W. IO7
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