University at Buffalo School of Dental Medicine - Reflector Yearbook (Buffalo, NY)

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I THE R151-eLEcToR 32 4 V b E? Sfrrtinn Blihrarg One of your patients just called up and said that the gold filling you put in fell out.'7 . DEVINE: No, that can't be, for it was in a lower tooth. Hear what happened to Ensign? No, what was it? Why, he ate some birdseed by mistake at breakfast, and then Went to sleep in class With his head under his arm. Fitzpatrick thinks that if he sends his patients home with a bicuspid clamp on the first bicuspid, and a cotton roll under, that there will be no danger of their forgettlng to keep their next appointment. Levy has an idea that it makes a difference which way one puts the flask of a full denture in the vulcanizer. He holds that as the vulcanite is in a liquid con- dition during the process of vulcanizing, that unless the fiask is put in with the teeth down they might get out of position. DR. LANE: What are the symptoms of pericemer1titis? GAUGE'LZ Why, its, er-er-'7 DR. LANE: Well, why don't you go on? GAUGEL: There seems to be a difference in opinion back here. Speaking of combinations, isn't that what they call the train that runs be- tween Perry and Batavia? 95

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N THE REFLECTGRLE We Ny E? A llitang fur Eentiata From too fevv patients and too many patients, from a hypo- dermic that Won't Work, from book agents and collecting agencies, from people Who Will pay for their Work next month, from Listerine calendars and blotter reminders, from tire troubles and agents for the c'War Cryn,-Good Lord, deliver usl From people who begin their letters to us, Dear Sir , from boils on the back of the neck, from installment plan men, and debts, from squalling children and nervous Women, from shoppers, bargain hunters, and long-Winded patients, from teething babes, and grand- fathers who had all their teeth at the age of 90, when they died,- Good Lord, deliver us! From people who call us 'cDoc , from mal-practice suits and deadbeats, from pretty patients and jealous ivvives, fron the dentist across the street, from the Wrong numbern on the phone, While We are inserting a Synthetic, from toothache gum, and 2 A. M. emergency calls, from meta-amidophenylformalin-oxychinolin desensizitizing pastes, Good Lord, deliver us! From distal cavities in third molars, from chronic abscesses, from porous dentures and exploding vulcanizers, from extracting the Wrong tooth and hemophiliacs, from loose gold fillings and im- proper condensation, from process patents and thousand-dollar fees, from nervous debility and a penniless old age, Good Lord, deliver usl Amen. V. W. LAY. 97