University of Arkansas Fayetteville - Razorback Yearbook (Fayetteville, AR)

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NINETEEN TWELVE THE CARDINAL

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THE CARDINAL NINETEEN TWELVE C. H. Achenbach. Edit or An-Chief LeRoy High fill . B usiness Man ager ASSOCIATE EDITORS Mildred Veasey Elza Atkinson R. R. Stockburger ASSISTANT BUSINESS MANAGERS J. L. Cherry H. L. Winfrey ARTISTS Jesse Wade G. J. S. Shaw Alva Bledsoe ASSISTANT EDITORS Camille Lucas. J. O. Rhyne. Athletic Editor Olive Wood ) R. M. Austin f Senior Editors Harvey Mixon. Sophomore Editor M. N. Keith. Freshman Editor W. C. Davis. . Garland Society C. M. Nixon. Periclean Society J. G. Moore. Lee Society Miss Blacksliire. Sapphic Society 12]

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THE CARDINAL NINETEEN TWELVE The Faculty JTIOWN toward the chapel the faculty step jjjy| In solemn and fitting array, Led by our President, glowing with pep, And anxious to usher the day. “Step lively now, Droke,” says J. T., “I entreat, Don’t you see William Smythe just behind? He is crazy to get to his dear chapel seat, He’ll knock you down if you don’t mind.” “I don’t care if he does knock me down,” answers he, I am sure I don ' t think I should mind; I could measure the floor then quite easily, And perhaps a new star I should find.” Says the Judge, “I don’t see Dr. Thomas at all man, Now where can that slow rascal be?” “I am not a tall man,” puns Thomas, “so none can See me—I’m behind H. Tovey. “Picked,” says the Judge, “you are trying to hide Those things that you have in that case; 1 know what they are—here—just drop them outside, No microbes allowed in this place.” “And you, too, Dr. Carroll, I’m sure I can tell, By some little airs that surround you, You are up to some mischief, I certainly smell Some H2 S—take it out now, confound you!” 14]