University of Arkansas Fayetteville - Razorback Yearbook (Fayetteville, AR)

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THE CARDINAL NINETEEN TEN Faculty With a tiger nine booms and a rah, Coach Bezdek lines up Arkansas, The Sooner yells Maw! And eats up the dirt raw, Oh! Bezdek's the whole deck-by fHaw. Prof. Wilson, mechanicgwho creaux And lectures on whistles and bleaux, But toward the 'cleaux His students all deaux, And make a great noise with their neauxf' There was a Prof. Antonio Who might -speak French, 'f he'd own it so. When Seniors fail, lf you'd hear their tale, They'd send him off to Jtricho. H. Doughty T. knows some musique And has a good stock of technique, His body's quite weaque, And his voice is quite meequeg He is a dainty beaked peak, so to syeaque. Prof. Lentz, Chief Cracker of joax, Hands out the stale yarns by the poax. You never can see What the story will beg But raise a big laugh when he crcax. Doctor Brough's a failure on Pfs, With this point he fully agrees, He plants them indeed, But they all are bad see-dg For when they come up they are Efs Robert D 's the .great Doctor of Drill, He smokes long cigars ,with a will, WVhcn the bugle-5 blow shrill, And the band mounts the hill: As you were,'l yells the Doc., 'Take your pill l SEVENTEEN

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THE CARDINAL NINETEEN TEN SIXTEEN Faculty This is the dignihed Prof. John Hughg Flunks many a Fresh. in History Tugh. Cf others it is trugh, He flunks not a fugh: Shame on you, you ignorant crughf' Prof 'fDaddy reads figures by reauxg His fancy's pleased by him who kneaux: But don't 'isuppeauxf' Or he walks on your teaux. And youlll miss this train sure's it geauxf' A strenuous Prof. was Purdieu, No class recited just as he knieu. What you said's Trieu, But you've missed it clear thrieug If you can't do my work, skiddieuf' T'here was a stern Prof. they called Jacque, For ancient lore he had a knaqueg But he's not slaque If the Latin you laque. ' That's rightf' Translate there Mr, Blaque This Prof. can quiz beyond yofrrxken, He asks you a question and thenf N Well, let me :seep Just how can that be? Now begin that over againf' There was a Prof. strong of physique, Who discoursed on Ped by the wique. He had a clique VVho devoured his techniqueg Then innocence abroad they would sique Charles Geiger's a chemist by job, And .he teaches the Glee Club to -sobg Should any him rob, T He'd escape from the mob, If they'd leave a stem, sack, match and cob.

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THECARDINAL NINETEEN TEN Faculty T JOHN CLINTON FUT-RALL, M. A. Professor of A7ZC1:87Lf Languages GEO. WESLEY DROKE. A. M. Professor of Mathematics and Astronomy JULIUS JAMES KNOCH, M. S., C. E. Professor of Civil Errgmeerlng. WILLIAM NATHAN GLADSON M. S., E. E Professor of Electrical Erzgirzeermg. ALBERT HOMER PURDUE, A. B. Professor of Geology and Mi1zi1zg. FRANK WELBO-RN PICKEL A. B., M.AA.Sc-. Professor of Biology. VVILLIAM SMYTHE JOHNSON, Ph. D Professor of Philosophy and Pedagogy. JNO. HUGH REYNOLDS, A. M. Professor of History and Political Science. f EIGHTEEN