University of Arkansas Fayetteville - Razorback Yearbook (Fayetteville, AR)

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THE NAUGHT-NINE CARDINAL MISS JOBELLE HOLCOMBE, M. A., Dean of Women It is rather hard to say cutting things about a lady. Somehow or other they all have our sympathies. But, my, the way she lords it at Carnall Ilall would do justice to Napoleon himself. Outside of her department she has a decided preference for things pertaining to the Bugology (Etymology) Course and is fond of all bugs, especially those of the brighter hue. HENRY DOUGHTY TOVEY, B. Mus., Director of the Music Department We certainly appreciate Prof. Tovey’s self-denial in teaching music for us, for we feel sure that he could do better for himself as a foot ball coach. We deny the charge, however, that he weighs four hundred pounds. HUGO BEZDEK, M. A., Athletic Director In stature short, but in diameter great. His receipt for strength and ferocious power is raw beef. Everything is just left with him and don’t you worry, He will “stay mit ihm,” and when “he hit ihm,” why, “just because.” CARL GUENTHER MAX LENTZ, Professor of Germanic Languages The only kick wc will register against Max is his name. We think he does ex¬ tremely well to succeed in life, handi¬ capped by such an appendix as Guenther. German II class is wondering whether he smokes a different cigar each day or whether the same one lasts him a week. His looks belie him, for those who know him say that he is not really dangerous. Page c u L T Y 1 4

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THE NAUGHT-NINE CARDINAL ELIZABETH GALBRAITH, Art Unmarried. LEE SEDWICK OLNEY, B. E. E., Associate Professor of Electrical Engineering We haven’t any kick coming against this Prof, but he belongs to the E. E. bunch and therefore is not above sus¬ picion. He seldom visits the chapel and wheu he does he takes a back seat, and looks as wise as the best of ’em. It has been rumored that he was married Christmas. VIRGIL PROCTOR KNOTT, B. C. E., Associate Professor of Civil Engineering This young man is all right. lie may be a little kiddish, but time will wear that off. Like all civil engineers, he rath¬ er dotes on that department. lie cuts Chapel by the wholesale, and bids fair to get out on F. in C. E. 1. ALVIN ARTHUR STEEL, B. S. Associate Professor of Geology and Mining This Prof, has seen a great deal of the world, but has never rea.ized any practical benefits from his travels for lie spent all his time hunting worthless shells. He is one of the most knowing Profs, in the University. He is young yet and bids fair to make lrs mark if he will only quit his shell habit and ge, down to work. RIPLEY, B. S., M. S., Professor of Physics Some of the students say cutting things about this Prof. They even say he has caught the “dying habit” from some of his ancestors, and that he “ate an egg” which had been “laid perhaps centuries ago” (not kept on ice, either,) and lots of other things, too, of which we will not make mention as he is a new Prof, here and bids fair to add laurels to the U. of A. crown.

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THE NAUGHT-NINE CARDINAL Page 20 T N S T R U C T O R S OFFICERS AND INSTRUCTORS H. E. MORROW, B. S. A., Professor of Chemistry H. W. DEANE, Instructor in M. E. ROSE BLAND, Training Teacher BRAINARD MITCHELL, B. S., Adj. Professor of M. E. J. L. HEWITT, B. S., Adj. Professor of Horticulturc S. A. ROLAND, B. A., Instructor in Mathematics NEILL CAROTHERS, B. A., Adj. Professor of Economics and Sociology ROWENA GALLOWAY, B. A., English and Latin E. H. SHINN Mathematics MISS MATTTE BROWNFIELD, Librarian B. W. DICKSON, B. A., General Secretary of Y. M. C. A. MRS. MARY CROCKETT. Matron of the Boys’ Dormitory MRS. PARKS, Matron of the Girls’ Dormitory A. K. SHORT, Instructor in Animal Husbandry FRANK BARR, Band Master WILLIE VANDEVENTER CROCKETT, Elocution