University of Arkansas Fayetteville - Razorback Yearbook (Fayetteville, AR)

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THE NAUGHT-NINE CARDINAL No truer design of life can be Than this of our dear President, John T. For, always, when he says, “I u nderstand,” We see the glasses in his hand. Next comes a hag, of a color green, Many, many a time have we seen Under this hag a Prof., tall and slim, And all the students admire him. Page io F A C U L T Y Then here is the biologist. Dr. Picked. What does he carry ? Can you tell ? With this problem you may combat, But I will pronounce it a—tom cat. Dr. Carroll, the Chemist, now appears with a flask, What he intends to do, you may ask. Probably he will drink to the man who can menace His superiority at playing tennis. A philosopher, a human skull within his hands, Next in the row stands. Let him feel vour head, with look sublime, And he will tell your future, lie did mine.

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THE NAUGHT-NINE CARDINAL BOARD OF TRUSTEES HIS EXCELLENCY, GEORGE VV. DONAGHEY, Governor of Arkansas and ex-officio chairman, Little Rock HON. GEORGE B. COOK, State Superintendent of Public Instruction and ex-officio Member of the Board of Trustees, Little Rock HON. GEORGE THOMAS BRECKINRIDGE, Paragould HON. MARCELLUS L. DAVIS, Dardnelle HON. WILLIAM S. GOODWIN, Warren HON. FRANCIS P. HALL, Fayetteville HON. R. O. HERBERT, Page Greenwood 9 ”t HON. GUSTAVE JONES, R u Newport $ T HON. JOHN F. RUTHERFORD, Pine Bluff

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THE NAUGHT-NINE CARDINAL An orator next, of no mean note, And for him as a popular Prof, you should vote. Says lie: “Hitch your wagon to a star, And your progress you shall not mar.” Prof. Droke is gazing into the heaven To see if new stars have ariven. In astronomy he is well versed, And if you know not Math I. you ' re accursed. A Geologist now comes, and with his “Proceed, proceed, Leads his students o’er hill and mead. P AG E And the student who doesn ' t win, “True, true — Will the examination day rue. The big man, you say, is a foot hall player; But no, lie ' s the musician of the U. of A. Truly a wonderful musician is he, And of music much can he teach thee. “Forward, march.” Imperatively calls a oice, And the line moves forward, its only choice, Into the President ' s office it goes, Where a faculty meeting is proposed. (Jh