University of Arkansas Fayetteville - Razorback Yearbook (Fayetteville, AR)

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HUMral Srpartnmtt P. O. HOOPER, M. 1). Emeritus Professor of the Practice of Medicine JAMES H. SOUTHALL, M. D. Emeritus Professor of the Practice of Medicine JAMES A. DIBRELL, M. D. Professor of General , Descriptive , and Surgical Anatomy and President of the Faculty EDWIN BENTLY, M. D. Professor of the Principles and Practice of Surgery C. W. WATKINS, M. D. Professor of the Practice of Medicine L. P. GIBSON, M. D. Demonstrator of Anatomy LOUIS R. STARK, M. D. Professor of Gynecology E. R. DIBRELL, M. D. Professor of Physiology , Physical Diagnosis , and Clinical Medicine T. N. ROBINSON, A. B., LL. B. Professor of Medical Chemistry and Toxicology W. H. MILLER, M. D. Professor of Obstetrics F. L. FRENCH, M. D. Professor of Meteria Medica , Therapeutics , Hygiene , and Botany E. E. MOSS, A. M., LL. B. Professor of Legal Medicine CARLE E. BENTLY, M. D. Professor of Clinical Surgery and Dermatology JAMES H. LENOW, M. D. Professor of Gen ito - Uri?i a ry Organs R. W. LINDSEY, M. D. W. P. ILLING, M. D. E. C. WITT, M. D. Special Clinical Lecturers ANDERSON WATKINS, M. D. Assistant Demonstrator of Anatomy FRANK VINSONIIALER, M. D. Professor of Ophthalmology and Otology WILLIAM A. SNODGRASS, M. D. Prosector of Anatomy

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adjr Nrhi Anabasis ®lu ' Sftrrat nf tlj? iEujljiii - Nutr In September, eighteen hundred and ninety-eight, a goodly band, eighty-nine in number, of the sons and daughters of Arkansas assembled at Fayetteville. They had completed the journey through the deserts of the Public Schools, fought their Cunaxa, and were now ready to begin the long and perilous march through the highlands of the University to the Sea. The first country they entered was Freshman. That is a wonderful county, full of dangers and marvels. In their first day’s journey they found that its atmosphere was turning their countenances green. In the province of Chemistry and Physics they encountered a Chieftain who had great skill in obstructing the way and making it difficult to pass. Many were lost in this province. The Satrap of Mathematics also was a formidable opponent- His province is well fortified by nature and he was thoroughly acquainted with all its natural defences. By judiciously placing his forces he succeeded in crushing quite a number in the mountain gorges. His favorite weapon was the nine-point circle. In the land of Latin and Greek it was almost impossible to advance. Some stuck in the translation. Others fell down exhausted and were suffocated by paradigms and constructions. King Flunk was pressing hard upon them. At this crisis they found a friendly chief named Hinds and Noble who furnished them a heard of ponies. By means of these they were able to organize a cavalry company which proved to be very efficient in beating off the force of the great king. When they reached the borders of Sophomore only forty-eight were able to cross over and enter into that country. The passage through this land, too, was frought with dangers. The atmosphere, however, was better and their complexions began to lose their green color. A new method of warfare was discovered which greatly accelerated their progress. It is called Working the Profs .