Unity High School - Quill Yearbook (Unity, WI)

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54 H U M O R MAXINE'S FATHER: Young man, we turn the lights out at 10:50 in this house. EDDY W: Gee, that's darn nice of you. 45631-61-i? -ZHHHH? QHF EHHI-71 46-N- Hoping to get a rise out of the farmer hoeing in a field BOB COOK called, nHey, FAT, did you see a wagon load of monkeys go by here? WNo,' replied FAT, 'did you fall off?n '25-!Hi 3H1 '!G-ZHH5-I?iI -1545-ZHH6-!1 I9 Mr. Swan was recently stopped in Unity for driving through a stop sign and was given a ticket calling for his appearance in traffic court the following Monday. He went at once to the judge, told him that he had to be at his classes then, and asked for the immediate disposal of his case. nSo,W said the judge sternly, nyou're a school teacher. That's fine. Master, your presence here fulfills a longstanding ambition for me. For years I have yearned to have a schoolteacher in this court. Now,n he tnundered, nyou sit right down at that table over there-and write 'I went through a stop sign 5OO t1mes.n 'ltiii--Z5-I!-fl!-if-6925 EH- EH?-IHHP-I6-Z5 In Atlanta it In Mobile her Cincinnati it Betty Jane in In old Philly Down in Tampa was Mabel, name was Flo. was Eblly, Buffalo. it was Mary, it was Jean. But on his week's expense sh eet, It was 'Meals and Gasoline.n 'IHHL GH? '26 QHHE 41-91-FS 5555335 'FHF KENNY: Lend me ten dollars, please, I left my purse at home. BOB N: Here's a quarter, take a cab and go get it. esasaeeeeeeeaeeeeeeeeeesceaeaessaeee Une advantage of having a wooden leg is that you can lnld up your stockings with thumbtacks.

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33 To the freshman we leave our Senior dignity--may they uphold it forever in spite of their natural light mindedness and irresponsibility. I, Marlea Atcherson, will my studious nature, goo-goo eyes, and pigeon toes to-Elaine Johnson. I, Elaine Ibmer, will my cheerleading position to Betty Rinquist and clarinet position to Daniel Drescher. I, Jean Felt, will my heighth, hair do's, and laughing ability to Joyce Gauger. I, Verna Johnson, will my saxophone playing ability to Kenny Josephson and sports ability to Samuel Drescher. I, Shirley Mellenthin, bequeath my dancing slippers and formal to Norma Matson. I, Edward Mews, will my position in the Army to Marvin Kilty. I, Dorothy Rydberg, will my small feet and love for dark haired boys to Audrey Reckner. I, Wayne Salter, will my trombone playing ability to Darlene Molle, and my tenor voice to Bob Cook. I, Mable Schultz, will my seat in the assembly and my ability to get Ms to June Schultz. I, Orville Van Sleet, will my basketball ability and my love of early hours--in the morning--to Billy Creed. I, Dorralne Williams, will my features and letter writing ability to Adella Hebert. H U M O R CLERK: Here-s a greeting card with a beautiful sentiment: 'To the only girl I ever Loved'. ORVIE: Wonderful, I'll take a dozen of those. -25455561-I? 69696562-iii?-255552-'29-li'-2546 DOROTHY: Wayne, now that we're engaged, you'll give Me a ring, lon't you? WAYNE: Of course I will, darling--what's your phone number? G!--IH? 5Hi-'ZI-'2H!'61-lf'N'Ni1-'?i-ii-K- VERNA: What's a boycott? DELORES: Dunno, unless it's a davenports' little brother!

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