United States Naval Academy - Lucky Bag Yearbook (Annapolis, MD)

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Ferguson, VVilliam Burder, Jr., Fagan, Two-striper, Waynesville, N. C May never lady press his lips, I-Iis p1'o19'er'd love returning, Who nzakes a furnace of his mouth, And keeps his chimney burning. -ANON. Biffs everything, especially efliciencyg has been known to hold a fair hand in a losing game of-hearts, made a fortune on his paradox, Class Secretary and Treas- urerg Star C4, 3, 25. ' SFS Foley, Paul, P-foliof, Buzzard, Brooklyn, N. Oh, what nlcn may do! What nzen daily do, not knowing 4 - what they do! -SHAKSPERE. fl . ' ' Q A man with a very taking way,-whisk brooms a ' H. ' ' S A specialty, the practical joker, rumor-mongerg Editor- eorrespondent for New hlvitf. in-Chief of LUCKY BAG, war York Journal during the Civil Freeman, Charles Seymour, HVV1'3tl'1.,, Buzzard, Erie, His was the thunder-his the avenging rod, The WRATH,-the delegated voice of God! -BYRON. Pa. Red-headed President of the Salvation Army, ran an abattoir on board the Maria Teresa , A face like a benedietion, -Cervantes. Essence of efncieney. Gannon, Sinclair, Choo Three-striper. He is truly great that is little in himself and that nzaketh no account of any height of ll01l07'S.n-TI'IOS.A KEMPIS. Abilene, T Lo, the wild Indian! Ex-member Married Men's Club, bunco-steererg By their legs ye shall know them, Captain Crew C2151 Foot-ball Team. Gardiner, Carlos Alfonso, Don, Cyrano de Rubbernosef' Chicago. If I had such a nose, I'd ainpntate it,' when yon sup, Indeed it must annoy yon, dipping in the cup. -ROSTRAND. Executive officer U. S. S. Santee, 17 1 Y. CX

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Defrees, Joseph Rollie, Chimmy Fadden, Buzzard, Greenville, Ill. A soldier, full of strange oaths and bearded like the pardf' Bearded ladyf' winning and affectionate ways, seeks position as President Woman's College, Star C31 Comfort, James Hall, Cy. Buzzard, St. Louis, Mo. A shallow brain behind a serious mask, Au oracle within an empty 605133,--COWPER. Thought to have come out of the Ark, proposer of the toast to The U. S. Naval Academy, spent more money on sporting than any other live men on clothes, lander of armies and Brigadier-Generals in Cuba, bosom friend of General Miles, uses Officer-in-Cl1arge's tobacco. --SHAKSPERE. Dodd, Edwin Horace, Eddy. Buzzard, Chicago A loose and strong defler of all order. l lcrsf' Base-ball Team. Doyle, Stafford Henry Rahall, Stiffy. Buzzard, Orangeburg, S. C A poor exile of Erin. Stunted by the weight of his name, extreme Tillman- Objects to wearing trousers to setting-up drillsg skips all other drills, plays foot-ball with Regulation books, breaker of gas-fixturcsg one of the survivors of the Chesapeake - Shannon tight, Captain of Hust ite, heart dislocated in Bath, His bark is worse than his bite. Ellis, Hayne, Spuds. Buzzard, Macon, Ga Life is one long, infernal grind. Chief B-acherg Chairman Hop Committee and pitcher on the Base-ball team: He blushes like the waves of hell. --Byron. Half-back on the All-American Rhino Team, confirmed dyspeptic. 16

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Hellweg. Julius Frederick, Fritz, Anecdotef' With volllcs of eternal babble. ' Formerly auctioneer, now bum photographer, dealer in stale jokes of all kinds, What a spendthrift he is of his tongue! -Slzakspcre. 1-le loves to wind his mouth up and then let it go again. l-Ioward, Abram Claude, Tommy, Buzzard. Annapolis, Md. You cannot rob me of frcc' Naturals grace. Oh, give me some jam, dear mamma, dear mamma, For you know I love it so: And surely you will oblige me lfVith another jar or so. , 1 Huff, Charles Peabody, Vinegar, NVrinkles, Q Handsome, Butler, Mo. fa 1 I have .tml boiler faces in my tin1c. -SIIAKSI-Elan. W Exterior painter and decorator, Sherlock Holmes of X- the Naval Academy, our dimplecl darling,-peaceful and amiable, but his face is against himg admirer of beautiful women, sonmambulist and wall-sealer. Hyland. -lohn Joseph, Patsy, Holyoke, Mass. Ireland shall be frcc. ' His gl'2l.l1ilfZl.iCllC1' and father were seamen, but Patsy- oh. chestnuts! a fallen starg Star 1.0. Jackson, Edward Sharpless, Jr., Keen, Hatchet- facef' One-striper, Scranton, Pa A man who would make so vile a pun would not .scrnplc to pick a pocket. Naval Reserveg favorite position on the cruise,- hanging his feet over the gangwayg NVhat is the Great Stone Face? -Hawllzorna. Star MD. 18 Buzzard, Baltimore, Md.