United Colleges - Vox Yearbook (Winnipeg, Manitoba Canada)

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Dr. Hamilton l R k |f 1M Dr. Leathers Yutta Dr. Friesen Dr. Eagle —“You don’t know what I mean, but that doesn’t matter.” Rev. Forsyth — “A paradox? We think he is a con¬ servative.” Dr. Friesen— “Well! I didn’t expect to see anyone at all (sic) here today.” Prof. Halstead— “You can’t all be idiots! At least, that’s what I keep telling myself.” Dr. Hamilton —“Shall I imitate a paycock now or later? E-e-e-e-e-e-.” Rev. Hamilton— “Oh! I disagree with his interpreta¬ tion. I shall have to write a book.” Prof. Holloway— “I’m beginning to look with lon ging eyes toward the border.” Prof. Howie —“Real beatnik style . . .” Dr. Hung —“I’ll lecture for a little while, and then show some films.” Prof. Jaenen— “The hockey games in Newfoundland are always the Protestant schools against the Catholic schools with the Salvation Army as referees.” Dr. Leathers —“Discuss, expand, and explode, Duffle- head!” Mrs. Mabb —“Before we continue, we’ll put down a little note.” (Ten pages later she continues.) Dr. Morrison— “That’s all for today. I’ll put a table on the board next lecture.” Prof. Muldrew— “There seems to be a lot of talking going on in here.” Mrs. Mabb Dr. Morrison Rev. Hamilton Prof. Hallstead Prof. Jaenen Prof. Muldrew 7

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Dean Tillman Dr. Bedford Mrs. Burrows Prof. Dale Dean Blake —“Would anyone mind if we didn’t have a class tomorrow?” Dean Tillman —“A short, stout, ruddy young fellow, very pugnacious concerning whales, who seems to think that the great Leviathans have personally and hereditarily affronted him; and therefore it is a sort of point of honour with him, to destroy them whenever encountered.” Dr. Bedford— “I’d like to, if I may? . . Prof. Browne —“Meanwhile, B.A.T.R. . . Mrs. Burrows —“It’s iust like the first formula, only it’s different.” Prof. Campbell —“In other words, you don ' t remember we took this last year . . .?” Prof. Clake—“I guess if all you had were a pair of beautiful legs, you would be concerned about them too.” Dr. Connell —“And so on and so on . . .” Prof. Dale —“Good afternoon.” Prof. Dixon —“That’s Air Force slang for ‘easy’.” Prof. Doherty —“If my use of ostentatious words doesn’t elucidate you by this time . . .” Prof. Duff —-“Two balls should come away from this home-made apparatus. You’ll p robably just have to take my word for it.” Prof. Browne 6

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Prof. Mulvaney Prof. Robson Prof. Shimizu Rev. Taylor Rev. Newcombe Rev. Owen Prof. Mulvaney —“I’d be in the market for a Cadillac or Jag if the price of eucalyptus oil went up and the price of marbles went down.” Rev. Newcombe —“No matter what the experts have said or writ or think, as far as I’m concerned, this is a lot of bunk.” Rev. Owen —“There was a verbal fallacy in the last issue, so I cancelled by subscription.” Prof. Riddell — “Does anyone have that question written down? The kids seem to have been playing with my notes again.” Prof. Robson —-“Now, would anyone care to comment on that?” Dr. Ruiherford —“Ho, ho, ho! Have you all been good little girls and boys? 1 Prof. Shimizu —“Does that answer your question?” Prof. Slewart —“By the end of the year, I hope Yutta will still be the only one under the table.” Dr. Swayze — “I’m sorry I’m not prepared for this lecture, but I just couldn’t find my notes, and my books are still packed in the cellar.” Prof. Swyers —“I seem to be having a little trouble with these bifocals.” Rev. Taylor —“Poor George, left standing in a phone booth, his bias showing, waiting for Lenore.” Rev. Timothy—“I don’t mind you regarding the subject as odd, as long as you don’t regard me as odd too!” Prof. Wardle —“You can’t expect me to remember your name—it would drive out the name of a fish.” Miss Wilkinson — “I know pearls of wisdom don’t always fall from my lips, but it pays to listen.” Rev. Timothy Prof. Wardle Dr. Rutherford Prof. Stewart Prof. Swyers Miss Wilkinson 8