Union Township High School - Revue Yearbook (Bargersville, IN)

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I, Fred Bullman, being of sound mind and big feet will my wool socks to Marilyn Hyde. I hope she uses them to an advantagel I, James B. QE. Presleyl Roy, do hereby will and bequeath my wiggles, jiggles and shakes to Herman Wood, Jr. I, Jane Utterback, being of sound mind and body do hereby will and bequeath my quiet and non- flirtatious ways to Judy Vanderploeg. I, Claudia Hooks, do hereby will m ability to have a wreck at 2:35 E. M. fEarly Morningl with seven girls in the car to Danny Poe. I, Mike H nkle, will my ability to wear my pants thin by sitting on the bench during a ball game to Roger Rund. I, Bill Goodwin, will my ability to be the one ly boy in m class with long hair to B 11 Cummings I, Deloris Hacker, will my ability to go steady for two years to June Park. Good Luck Junel I, Martha Utterback, wishing to give where need is greatest do hereby will and bequeath my strong voice fthat carriesl to anyone who makes A's in Citizenship. I, Loren CBEDD Thompson, do hereby will and bequeath my coal black hair to anyone who can find enough dye to keep it that way. I, Richard Williams, will my ability to get along with GARVIN to Tim Baker. I, Kay Hankins, being of sound body and hollow head do hereby will and bequeath my undying loyalty to our basketball team to Laurie Burks. I, James R. Wyrick, Esq. IV, will my paper wad shooter, sling shot, and my supply of rubber bands to anyone who thinks they can use them without getting caught. I hope they have better luck than I did! I, Nancy Eads, being of sound mind and body do hereby will and bequeath my friends from Edinburg to Barbara Herring. I, Dave Richards, will my sneaky ability to trans- port edibles of all sizes and shapes to the class rooms and eat them without looking conspicious to Earl Porter. I, Janice Burns, in my final word and last testimony, do hereby bequeath my 'red-hotn temper and my Whappyego-luckyn ways to Emma Lafary.

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enior Class Will We, the Seniors, in the year of nineteen hundred and fiftyhseven, do hereby will and bequeath the following as our last will and testament, to be read and executed upon our departure. To Mr. Green, we will a larger office, since that is what he seems to need most. To Mr. Bridges, we will a senior class who will not ask him to put out an annual the year after next. To Mr. Church, we will a class who will not talk all of the time during Government. You will have to fight it out with the Juniors! To Mr. Sloop, we will an Advanced Math Class that is as smart as we were. To Mrs. Sturgeon, we will an automatic duplicator that will run by itself so that she won't have to ask the girls in her classes to do it for her. I To Mrs. Maguire, we will a music class who will co-operate with her and who will never miss a class. To Miss Shonkwiler, we will a garage mechanic to fix her tires when they go flat. To Mr. Massey, we will a senior Ag. class who will call him Er: Massey. To the Juniors, we will our Senior Lounge in Government Class and hope they get by with the things we did. To the Sophomores, we will our ability to have eight boys from our class play on the main ten in basketball. To the Freshmen, we will our position as having the loudest class in school. I, Mary K. Noblitt, being of sound mind and body make my will, and do bequeath my ability to indulge in shady exploits and not get caught or even suspecioned, to Jon Sieverston. CUse it sparingly.J I, James Burgett, being of sound mind and body do hereby will and bequeath my ability to enter the school drive on all four wheels to Gary Bryant. I, Glen Williams, will my dislike for girls to Alan Stout. I, Margaret Hehe, will m catty remarks to Jane Simpson and I hope she uses them wisely. Good Luck Jane! I, Joan Hommel, will my ability to talk, laugh, and tell jokes constantly to anyone who can get enough vitiman blab each day to do so.

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