Union Mills High School - Annual Yearbook (Union Mills, IN)

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tends to whitewash the Army team, coached by Jack Ploehn when the two squads clash 1n the Californla Rose Bowl next fourth of July I'll have to see that game After crosslng over 1nto Indiana, I gust have to look u uy Van Denbur h, who is a Doctor of SC16DC6 1n Depauw Un1 versity, teaciing older teachers new trlcks 1n the field of Sclence I declded to contlnue my tr1p through the South, and whlle travellng through Kentucky, I saw a huge sign on top of one of the hllls Upon closer observatlon the slgn read, 'Stand Up Collars, Guaranteed To Stand Up' and 'Price 2 for 25 I peeked into the shack and found that the sales tycoon and promoted was Jack Werner Going on 1nto Tennessee, I f1nd the new song h1t for the season is the work of that composer of tin Pan Alley, Marlene Wakemar The catchy, snatchy t1tle is 'When the Sun S nes, There's No Fog in My Eyes, But You' This h1t got 1ts start at Grand Ole Opry in Nashvllle, Tennessee Before crossing the MiSS1SSippi on a toll br1dge, I saw Mar Koh y collecting the fees, trying to raise some money, to guy soap to kill Koko's fleas When I entered St Louis, M1ssouri, and stopped at a ed l1ght, I happened to stop along the s1de of the famous Iauri Rose instructor, Janet He1ron1mus She has been teach 1ng all the contenders for the Indfanapolls Memorial Day race how to take the curves I pull 1nto Llttle Rock, Arkansas I see a store l1t up w1th a neon sign statlng 'Wallys Peroxlde Parlor' Wall Sellers can be found on the corner of Hair Street and Sca p Avenue He says he 1S profltlng greatly 1n th1s Buslness Dallas, Texas I ran across Ted Bolakowski, who tells me that he has Just f1n1shed writing one of the world's best sellers ln the novel world The name of the book is 'How to Chew More and Better Cans of Skoal' a scientific treatlse It requ1red four years 1n the writln The publlsher of th1s fascinatlng new novel 15 the Chewen Publlshlng Company I guess now I'll travel west Whlle w1nd1ng my way through Crlpple Creek, Colorado, I see the Black Beauty which belongs to Lorene Werner stalled gO1ng down h1ll A I stop to lnvestigate I see that she is proudly chauffer1ng the Pres1dent of the United States I must travel on to San Franc1sco where I'll find Joan Underwood She tells me she 1S booking passage on the Ma flower from San Franc1sco for Newfoundland where she will meet her husband He has flnally completed thelr mi1l1on dollar igloo m8HS1OH After seeing everyone, I've got to go back to the grind, and save some money from the Treasury Department, so I can go on a trip again Sh1r1ey Liggett -1.1 ll! . . . P G . . .- C - hi ' 'Q - ' le As ' ' - In 0 0 U 0 0 , o ' l . . . . . 5' . . 1 X . . . 0 S 0 ' . x Y'

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lass Wull We, the Seniors of the Union Mills H1gh School, in the year of 1953, be1ng of sound mlnd and physically fit, do de clare this to be our last w1ll and testament I, Ted Bolakowski, will my front seat in assembly to Paul Vance so he won't get lnto trouble I, Ellen Darllng, will my last name and blond streak to Barbara Escher I Don Fisher, will my speedy 'Black Nigger' to Denny Thomas I, Janet Heironimus, will my blond ha1r to Bryson Cummlngs so he won't have to peroxide h1s anymore I, Mary Kohley, w1ll my abillty to talk to my one and only in all classes and get away w1th it to Fred Ames I, Shirley Liggett, will my abllity of keeping rings and watches clean to Glen Rosenbaum I, Jack Ploehn, w1ll my abllity not to rob the cradle to Ron Cl1ndan1el I Bob Satkoski, will my I, Wallace Sellers, w1ll under control 1n typing class I, Sandra Trump, will my get along w1th boys to Carole mustache to Bill Shade my ab1lity to keep my temper to Ruth VanDenburgh ability to write letters and Werner I, Joan Underwood, will my lady l1ke manner to Barbara Escher I, Guy VanDenburgh, will my curly hair and basketball eye guard to Ron Clindaniel I, Marlene Wakeman, will my music ab1l1ty and natural curly hair to Laura Grage I, Jack Werner, will my V 8 engine to J1m Satkoski for his Model A I, Lorene Werner, will my car to Margaret Clingler so she can make use of her dr1ver's l1cense We, the Senior Class of 1953, will our wonderful popu- larity to the Junior Class so they might have an easier and more enjoyable Senior year. . . . I . e Q D . O 7 e . . . 0 . . . e Q e . . . . e 9 e f . . 0 . Q - . e e . 0 o . Q 0 . . 0