Union Hospital School of Nursing - Stethoscope Yearbook (Terre Haute, IN)

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4f UB J a g. i JUNIGR CLASS The first division of the Junior Class entered Nurses' Training on April l, 1927. There were nine timid maidens enrolled. During the preliminary term one dissolved her career as a nurse for that of a housewife. Un Sep- tember 16. 1927, twenty-eight more young ladies joined them. During the year the Freshmen ahsorhed Chemistry at Garfield, were exposed to Bacteriology under Dr. Spurgeon, struggled through Anatomy and Physiology and waded bravely through Dr. linoefe1's lectures on Emer- gency Surgery. Then in the fall of 1928 it was discovered that they had every symptom of juniors. This year they have sat open-mouthed through Dr. Cavins' lec- tures, enraptured in Drs. Sayers' and Andersons' Essentials of Medicine, and if their professor is correct, slept through Materia Medica. After recovering successfully from those various diseases they consid- ered themselves in a fit condition to undergo that disease called Seniors, fenlarged head and allj. Page twenty-five

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7 T I-I E P l G S E Y E TIIIC I'Iti XYANTS TO KNQXV- Wfherc Miss Carroll learned how to put gloves on Dr. Cavins so well? Xlfbere Paige acquired all her knowledge of Chemistry? The Freshmen want to know so they can get Dr. Luckett off the subject in class too. XYbere Reynolds learned the fundamentals of That school girl com- plexion XYliere Iimma M. acquired that innocent expression some people rave about? llow it happens that Arnold has the low-down on a certain type of ad- ding machine? XYl1y Cbilie wears such long dresses? If the one who wrote She's a Cornfed Indiana Gal Wasn't thinking of Sarah T.? Wliy' Minnie Hunks out in all of her subjects? If Marzelle will ever grow up? Ilow Carse finds time to put her hair up on kid curlers every night? VVho appointed Opal Collins official time-keeper on all the Annex tele- phone calls? VVhere Helen B. acquired her love for old men, and why she doesn't pay any attention to the song Get away, old man, get away. VVhere the Dickerson twins learned, that musical giggle? fwhich one is which?l I H'if Harbrueger doesn't heave a hefty hand h'always? NVliat size Iolarrelson's ground-grippers are? If anybody is going to find out who wrote this, and if I will get my eye blacked? BUT l3eware! The I?ig's Eye Sees All ! l ! JUST IMAGINE- Miss Banks passing an examination. Dr. Mattox smoking a cigarette. Miss Graves' bed not falling down for a whole month. Miss Sheets frowning. Miss NVarn without her glasses. Miss Cook getting to report on time. Dr. VVeinstein six feet tall. Miss Clinard without her chewing gum. Miss McMullen getting cross. Dr. Haslem taking his patients to St. Anthony's. Dr. .Iett operating on time. Miss Channon being a brunette. Miss Wolluacli not enthusiastic about The Stethoscope. Irene Smith not enthused over a new man. -Iulia Davis with a haircut. Miss Hill without a smile. Dr. Knoefel doing obstetrics. Miss Young eating mashed potatoes. Miss Collins keeping awake in class. Dr. Quinn out of humor. Miss Graves getting excited. Miss Hutchens not at the head of something. Miss Elliot without a Tow Path. X Dr. Knoefel's class without a dumb back row. Miss Small with a mussed uniform. The following conversation: Dr. VVeinstein-Hello, Rosetta May, s'matter with the ankle? Miss Graves-I favv down-go boom. Page twenty-four

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TRANSLATION OF GETTYSBURG ADDRESS fWitl1 Apologies to Abe Lincolnj Two years ago there was brought i11to this school a new class, con- ceived 111 intelligence and destined to become the best nurses in the school. Now we are engaged in a great mental strife, testing whether this class or Zllly class so conceitcd and so detested can long endure. Wie are met in the great battleheld of Nursing, we have come to ded- icate a port1o11 of that field of nursi11g as a Final knowledge to those Fresh- men. who in vain used their gray matter that this class might live. lt is altogether htting and proper that we do this for in a larger sense we ca11 11ot afford to let those Fresh111en drop by the wayside. The School will little note or long remember what we say here, but it C311 11ever be forgotten what we did here. lt is for US, the Class of 30 to Finish the work which is now unfinished, for we have thus so far nobly ad- vanced. It is rather for us to be here destined to the great task remaining before us. That from these honored pupils to take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave their full measure of knowledge. Therefore, we highly resolve, that we have not worked in vain and that the deeds of the bluniors, by the 'luniors and for the .luniors shall not perish from the history of the school. -By a junior WANTED l. Gum that ca11 be masticated without moving lips and that has all mint Havor without developing odor-By a few who work so hard at the chew. 1 1 2. A new recipe for cooking potatoes.-Miss Young. J 3. A plain and well-written sheet of directions on how to prepare and feed Eagle Brand.-D. Allen. 4. A lO1lgC1' term i11 the kitchen.+Mae Shadows. .g. .jo .g. Dr. Bronson in class- Miss Mann give a list of vermin infecting manf' .g. .9 .g. Patient-Dr. Connelly, somebody just said there was something Wrong with llly head. l don't think there is anything in it, do you? Dr. Connelly-No, l don't think there is. .g. .g. .g. Sunday School Teacher--Children you must never do anything in pri- vate that you wouldn't do in public. l. Church-Hurrah, no more baths! .3. .9 .g. Dr. Knoefel-If you were called out to a patient, what is the first ques- tion you would ask? Dr. Topping-'VVhere does he live? .zo 0:0 0:0 Class discussing epilepsy: First nursehllpilepsy is due to injury dur- ing birth. Second nurse-VVhy, I thought men had epilepsy, too. Page twenty-six