Union Hospital School of Nursing - Stethoscope Yearbook (Terre Haute, IN)

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7 T I-I E P l G S E Y E TIIIC I'Iti XYANTS TO KNQXV- Wfherc Miss Carroll learned how to put gloves on Dr. Cavins so well? Xlfbere Paige acquired all her knowledge of Chemistry? The Freshmen want to know so they can get Dr. Luckett off the subject in class too. XYbere Reynolds learned the fundamentals of That school girl com- plexion XYliere Iimma M. acquired that innocent expression some people rave about? llow it happens that Arnold has the low-down on a certain type of ad- ding machine? XYl1y Cbilie wears such long dresses? If the one who wrote She's a Cornfed Indiana Gal Wasn't thinking of Sarah T.? Wliy' Minnie Hunks out in all of her subjects? If Marzelle will ever grow up? Ilow Carse finds time to put her hair up on kid curlers every night? VVho appointed Opal Collins official time-keeper on all the Annex tele- phone calls? VVhere Helen B. acquired her love for old men, and why she doesn't pay any attention to the song Get away, old man, get away. VVhere the Dickerson twins learned, that musical giggle? fwhich one is which?l I H'if Harbrueger doesn't heave a hefty hand h'always? NVliat size Iolarrelson's ground-grippers are? If anybody is going to find out who wrote this, and if I will get my eye blacked? BUT l3eware! The I?ig's Eye Sees All ! l ! JUST IMAGINE- Miss Banks passing an examination. Dr. Mattox smoking a cigarette. Miss Graves' bed not falling down for a whole month. Miss Sheets frowning. Miss NVarn without her glasses. Miss Cook getting to report on time. Dr. VVeinstein six feet tall. Miss Clinard without her chewing gum. Miss McMullen getting cross. Dr. Haslem taking his patients to St. Anthony's. Dr. .Iett operating on time. Miss Channon being a brunette. Miss Wolluacli not enthusiastic about The Stethoscope. Irene Smith not enthused over a new man. -Iulia Davis with a haircut. Miss Hill without a smile. Dr. Knoefel doing obstetrics. Miss Young eating mashed potatoes. Miss Collins keeping awake in class. Dr. Quinn out of humor. Miss Graves getting excited. Miss Hutchens not at the head of something. Miss Elliot without a Tow Path. X Dr. Knoefel's class without a dumb back row. Miss Small with a mussed uniform. The following conversation: Dr. VVeinstein-Hello, Rosetta May, s'matter with the ankle? Miss Graves-I favv down-go boom. Page twenty-four

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berger insisted on opening a summer resort with swimming and boating and skating as the main diversions. XVe stopped and equipped the plane with three-quarter inch armour plate preparatory to landing in Mexico. july 28-Over Mexico. Landed in No lXlan's Land. Naomi Richey de- cided to run for President so we left her to do her own electioneering. Aug. 5-Hopped off for New York to leave Avis Johnson and Irene Smith to start Work in the Follies Chorus. Aug. 9-Took trip to Canada to get some light beverages for Nora Clinard. After arriving and partaking she refused to leave. Aug. 15-Ran into snow storm on way to Chicago but made a safe landing. Carrie Mcliain is going to fill Scarface Al Capone's place as he has gone into vaudeville and Chicago needs a change. Aug. 22-Indianapolis. Ruth Reid left airship to accept position as in- structress in a deaf and dumb institution, while Mae Shadows, who re- mained in Indianapolis, proceeded with her education of alley cats formerly collected by Miss Broom. Aug. 23-Miss Graves and Miss NVolbach brought the plane back to Terre Haute just in time to take in a new preliminary class. XN'hile HEARTS was consigned to the Qld Museum in XVashington, where she may be observed by the world resting beside The Spirit of St. Louis. THE BACTERIOLOGICAL BALL A gay Bacillus to gain her glory Unce gave a ball in the Laboratory. The fete took place on a cover glass VVhere the vulgar germs could not harass. None but the cultured were invited, For microbe chicks were well united. They closely barred the ball room doors, To all germs containing sporesg The Staphylococci first arrived To stand in groups they all contrived. The Diplococci came in vain, A trifle late and two by two. The Streptococci took great pains To seat themselves in graceful chains. The Pneuococci, stern and haughty, Declared the Gonococci naughty, And said they would not come at all If the Gonococci were at the ball. The fete began, the mirth ran high, VVith not a fear of a Phagocyte. T'was growing late and some were loaded YVhen BANG the formaldehyde exploded, And drenched that happy dancing mass That swarmed the fated cover-glass, Not one survived but perished all, At that Bacteriological Ball. Page twenty-three

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4f UB J a g. i JUNIGR CLASS The first division of the Junior Class entered Nurses' Training on April l, 1927. There were nine timid maidens enrolled. During the preliminary term one dissolved her career as a nurse for that of a housewife. Un Sep- tember 16. 1927, twenty-eight more young ladies joined them. During the year the Freshmen ahsorhed Chemistry at Garfield, were exposed to Bacteriology under Dr. Spurgeon, struggled through Anatomy and Physiology and waded bravely through Dr. linoefe1's lectures on Emer- gency Surgery. Then in the fall of 1928 it was discovered that they had every symptom of juniors. This year they have sat open-mouthed through Dr. Cavins' lec- tures, enraptured in Drs. Sayers' and Andersons' Essentials of Medicine, and if their professor is correct, slept through Materia Medica. After recovering successfully from those various diseases they consid- ered themselves in a fit condition to undergo that disease called Seniors, fenlarged head and allj. Page twenty-five