Union High School - Utopian Yearbook (New Castle, PA)

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Strange I-leritageu rots is a difficult way to attain pink cheeks. Ray Langford gives his sympathy to those handsome boys who are shy around girls. If anyone should find a squeaky voice wandering about school, they will know that it is Irene Wolfbrandt's gift to the school. Percy Mauney leaves his encyclopedia to Louis R. who really needs to know all the answers. Ida Black is the receiver of Marie Rubyys hair ribbons. Harold Straitwell leaves all those never seen girls to the up and coming Romeos at school. Vincent Patton couldn't find words to tell us that he isn't leaving anything. Lorene Brown leaves her title as the Bus- iest Person in the Senior Class to Bob Brown who never has anything to do. William Thomas is sending his hair back to the Fuzzy Wuzzies in Australia. Delores Broschart leaves her place in the Boys' Physics class to any girl who doesn't feel inferior to boys. Mary Lou Letzkus leaves her quietness to Gladys Grittie. Sam Badila leaves his walk to anyone who can copy that rhythmic bounce. Rosemary LaRosa wills her daily trips to the office to Bill Robinson. Clara Minetti wills Union a full sized mirror so that the girls can get a better view of themselves. Dick Wallace leaves his five o'clock shadow to Tommy Duncan who will prob- ably never grow a beard. Charles Shoaff and Leo Callahan will each other some of their size so they will be evened up. Walter Bistyga leaves his motto, Silence Is Golden, to Bill Zelina. Shirley Siddall is leaving Union only to step into matrimony. James Romeo leaves his Hair Slickum to Eddie Bryer. Stella Krupa and Helen Wratney leave their stories of the night before to Leona Heckart. Elizabeth Annarella leaves John Pilshaw the notion that school doesn't start till ten o'clock. Irene Dubrasky leaves her chatter, chat- ter, chatter, to Grace Cifra. Margery Rohrer wills the Art Room to anyone caught in the housing shortage. Mildred Golonka leaves her shyness to Paul Roberts. Wanda Hoover leaves her Walt Disney way of acting out and drawing cartoons to everybody who enjoys them. Ed Sniezek leaves his yellow sweater as a caution sign for all girls. This, being our last will and testament, we willingly go on our separate ways into the future, leaving the dear Alma Mater with all our fond memories of four wonderful years. Nancy Spellick Maxine Hollerman

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We the class of 46 leave Union High with the motto, We came-we saw-and we conquered-our lessons! To a few of the ones that are still with the dear Alma Mater, we wish to leave some things that might help out in the years to come. To the faculty we leave our undivided at- tention, which they never had in our classes, and also all the luck in the world. To the Juniors we leave our well-worn books. What would a school be without books? To the Sophomores we give our utmost en- couragement. You have attained the half- way mark. Keep on! This year, nothing is left to the Freshmen because they seem to get along all right by themselves-and they think so too! Donna Bartlett leaves her sophisticated charms to Martha Mackey who might use some. Though maybe a little unwilling, Mary Alice Boyd leaves two beautiful dimples to add to any girl's looks. Too bad Chuck Cook can't leave a book of his famous jokes, but since he uses them over and over again, he takes those with him! Aren't you glad? Ed Levensky leaves that one and only dimple to one of the boys. I Me, Myself, and I all goes with Tom Pagley. He doesn't mind leaving by himself. Adeline Petrella has a way of snickering that goes with her. Stella Plonka leaves her very sensible way of doing things to her brother Louie. Will he need it!! Who wants to be Mr. Hofmeister's secre- tary? Nancy Spellick is leaving. Since Sarajane McCreary has always been 'Strange l-lcritagcu so happy-go-lucky, she doesn't leave any- thing, but goes on her happy-go-lucky way into the future. John Pagach leaves his calmness to Lorraine Crespy, who is more like a Mexican Jumping Bean. Everybody knows how to get called into the office, so Shirley Wolfbrandt leaves her ability of how to get out of it to Joan Miller. Clara Zombek leaves her meekness to Elizabeth Cooper. Sis Hartzell leaves her well-worn dancing shoes to Nadine Bartlett. Maxine Hollerman wills her Smile to Beauty to anyone using Ipana Toothpaste. Frank Kuhn is leaving his wit, his smile, and an eye for a pretty girl to Eddie Cart- wright. To anyone with that man-about-town air, Herbie Shaffer leaves his wavy hair and suave manners. Ed Proudfoot leaves his ability to drive up railroad tracks to anyone who likes choo-choo trains. Shirley Hassig wills her latest fashions in red to the Vogue Magazine. Rhoda Ezzell is leaving the girls some pointers on neatness and hair dressing. Thelma Crable wills her wallet of pictures to anyone who can't even have one man. Barbara Korby is leaving a carton of gum to Pat Bartlett, so that the art of gum chew- ing doesn't fade from Union. To anyone who enjoys sleeping during classes, Don Bees gives his utmost sympathy. Richard Buchanan leaves his professor's degree to Bill Randall who merely exists at school. Audrey Hammers leaves her natural beauty to anyone who finds that eating car-

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Upeople Are Furmyn Oh wad some power the giftie gie us To see ourselves as others see us - as Bobby Burns remarked on seeing a louse on the lady's bonnet in front of him in church. So now, my erstwhile friends, you all have the privilege of seeing yourselves as others see you: And if you have tears, pre- pare to shed them now, because-at last I get my revenge! Now, after hearing people criticize my jokes for three long years, I fin- ally get my revenge. Gad! what morons they were to label my masterpieces of wit- ticism as corn , but now I have my chance to retaliate. When Dick Wallace walks down the hall, he has more of a swing than Betty Grable. The way Frank Kuhn drives a car is a crimeg he should be in a tank! Leo Callahan really can't drive a car either, he just aims it and hopes for the best. Jim Romeo's our star basketball player, if you don't believe me, just ask him. That Rosemary LaRosa puts on more airs than an electric fan. The only dif- ference is the air from the fan is fresh. If you ever wonder why they call Delores Broschart, Boots , why just take a look at her feet. If Mildred Golonka doesn't stop studying so hard, she'll lose all her hair and weight. Donna Bartlett claims to have all the boys on her line. Is that why she always comes stag to the dances? Huh! Bobbie Letzkus really has some hairg it's blonde with black roots. The only time you can see Stella Krupa's face is when she's asleep. The rest of the time, when she's awake, her mouth is going and you can't see her face for the cavity. Since Bud Mills went to the army, Barbara Korby's been able to get to bed early enough, so she can get up early enough to put on some make-up and doesn't look so beat-up after she gets-up . Looks are deceiving, sweet looking. Lorene Brown has more boys' scalps on her line than Sitting Bull. No wonder Don Bees and Vincent Patton see so many movies. They can still get in on children's prices and ride the busses for half-fare. Sis Hartzell never eats her lunch as she fears she may get fat ! Go ahead and eat it, Sis. It can't make you much fatter than you are now. Ed Sniezek claims he plays his sax by ear. We believe him, but he must be deaf. The way Wimp Annerella chews gum reminds me of my pet cow, Bossie . Only Bossie looks more intelligent while doing it Wanda Hoover is in a terrible shape, and I think it's time she knew it. Ever since Shirley Hassig heard the slogan of the Canadian Northwest Mounted Police, she's been trying to join them. They al- ways get their man. Sam Badilla will graduate in three years. Why? Because he sits up half the night polishing apples for his teachers. Irene and Shirley Wolf-brande sure were named right, they're always on the prowl. John Pagach says he is almost perfect. We all agree with him, he's almost a perfect moron. Nancy Spellick claims she doesn't have a temper but when she gets mad she just ties Mr. Hofmeister's preserved snakes into a couple more knots. Stella Plonka never found out that Friday was a school day, too, until May 25th. Of course, it was too late then to make up those 36 Fridays! Richard Buchanan should go far in life- no-not as a professor fhis highest ambi- tion! but as the most famous marathon run-