Union High School - Reflector Yearbook (Union, ME)

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Gordon G.-- Your mind is working like a dynamo. Marshall-- No wonder my father is an electrician. 9 Gordon-- I bet you were his first shock! Mr. Kenoyer-- Russia has one thing we can't beat. Over there it took one man to put over the five year plan. Paul-- That's nothing. Over here a man put over the five year plan in one year Mr. Kenoyer-- Who was that? Paul-- The quintuplets father . Donnie-- I know a girl who can sing Dear Hearts and Gentle People for two hours. Esten-- That's nothing, I can sing The Stars and Stripes Forever! Neil-- Well, Lloyd, how are you doing in your first year of high school. Lloyd-- Not so bad. l'm trying to get ahead! Niel-- That's good. You need one. Elmer Goff-- Would you like some black coffee? Paul-- What other colors have you? Miss Lewis-- Joe, put those matches away. Ed Cramer-- But those matches won't hurt you, they're safety matches. Sandra Richards-- lt must be difficult for a man with a. mustache to eat soup. Joan-- Yes, quite a strain. Marshall-- Thi party is awful dull, I think l'll go home. Allan-- Fine, old boy, that will sure help. Faye Robbins-- Are you disappointed with the contraption you bought before seeing it? Dick Goff-- Well, it was guaranteed to keep my bills down, and they sent me a paper weight. Ann-- You would be a good dancer if it wasn't for two things. Marshall-- What are they ? Ann-- Your feet. THE PERFECT GIRL Eyes like Jeanette Upham. Hair like Jeanette Upham. Disposition like Jeanette Upham. Figure like Jeanette Upham. Basketball ability like Jeanette Upham. Smile like Jeanette Upham. So Says Gordon Grinnell 40

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JOKES Buster K.-- ML Payson, I'm looking for a job. Mr. Payson-- Well, We really don't need much help but - Buster-- Oh, I assure you, I won't be much help. Mr. Kenoyer-- Ed, tell me all you know about the heart. Ed. M.--- All I know is that it is shaped like a valentine. A railroad agent in Africa had just received a ubawling out' for doing things without orders from headquarters. A week later his boss received this telegram: IO Mr. Kenoyer-- What way can we stop floods. Sam Watts-- By putting big dames in the rivers. Dotty-- How did you make out in the exams ? Buster--'just like Napoleon, I went down in history. Sandra M.-- Do you think I can trust joe ? sllldll R.'- A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer No wonder I flunked the test. Mr. Gibson-- Herbert H.-- Miss Lewis Ed. Mt.land-- Miss Lewis No, Miss Lewis. -- Then don't talk like an idiot. Ann to Phyllis-- Oh for the days when a wolf had four legs, -- Young man are you the teacher of this class ? Lion on platform eating conductor, wire instructions. No, even the wool he pulls over your eyes is half cotton a line was a pencil mark, and a pickup was a truck Ralph Harford -- l'm convinced you're the nearest thing to an idiot Ken Bartlett-- All right, then I'1l move away from you! Royce Butler-- Would you like an old ten dollar bill or a brand new one? Richard Norwood-- Let me have a brand new one. Royce-- Hex-e. Richard-- Why this is a one dollar bill! Royce-- 'I'hat's what you said, you wanted a brand new one! Leroy-- Where do all the bugs go in the winter ? Dick Goff-- Search me. Leroy-- No thanks, I just wanted to know! 39

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ALUMNI N OTES CLASS OF l942 Thurston Gleason is now attending U. Of M. where he is majoring in Physical Education. He married Roselie Mank, Appleton. Agnes Day graduated from Gates Business College and is now a Secretary at Station WRDO Augusta, Maine. Nathalie Fossett, a graduate of the Nurses' Training School, Baltimore, Maryland, in 1948, was given a prize for excellent nursing art. She is now Mrs. Arthur Anderson. Miles Leach has completed a two-year course in Agriculture at the U. of M. He married Eila Ruitta, Warren. Hazel Young, a graduate of Farmington State Teachers' College, taught in Augusta for a while. She is now teaching in Camden, Maine. Now, Mrs. Neal Peabody. Barbara Creighton graduated from Oak Grove School for Girls in 1943. A graduate of the Wellesley Convalescent Home for Children in 1946. She is now employed at South Lincoln, Massachusetts as a children's nurse. CLASS OF 1943 Hazel Day graduated from the Bangor School of Commerce. She taught at Husson College and received her B. S. Degree at the U. of M. She was Commercial Teacher at Union High in 1949 and is now teaching at Bay Path, in Massachusetts. Now Mrs. Herbert Ellingwood. Harriet Farris attended Northfield School for Girls, Boston University, and George Washington University, Washington D. C. Now Mrs. David Carroll. Elizabeth McKinley attended Northfield School for Girls for two years, and is a graduate of Mt. Holyoke College, Hadley, Massachusetts. She is now Assistant Buyer at Filene's in Boston. Gerald Ames is now attending U. of M. where he is studying engineering. Dorothy Salo graduated from the U. of M. and is now teaching English and Dramatics at Rockland High School. CLASS OF 1944 june Watts attended Farmington State Teachers' College, the U. of M., and got her Teacher's Degree at the Eastern Nazarene College. Barbara Hutchins, a graduate of the University of Vermont in 194-8, is now employed in the Window Display Department of L. S. Ayers and Company, Indianapolis, Indiana. Geraldine Lincoln graduated from Bates College, Lewiston. Now Mrs. Thomas Creamer. Madalyn Hawes, a graduate of U. of M. class of 1948, is now Assistant Supervisior in the Clerical Office of R. H. Whites, Boston. 41