Union High School - Reflector Yearbook (Union, ME)

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JOKES Buster K.-- ML Payson, I'm looking for a job. Mr. Payson-- Well, We really don't need much help but - Buster-- Oh, I assure you, I won't be much help. Mr. Kenoyer-- Ed, tell me all you know about the heart. Ed. M.--- All I know is that it is shaped like a valentine. A railroad agent in Africa had just received a ubawling out' for doing things without orders from headquarters. A week later his boss received this telegram: IO Mr. Kenoyer-- What way can we stop floods. Sam Watts-- By putting big dames in the rivers. Dotty-- How did you make out in the exams ? Buster--'just like Napoleon, I went down in history. Sandra M.-- Do you think I can trust joe ? sllldll R.'- A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer No wonder I flunked the test. Mr. Gibson-- Herbert H.-- Miss Lewis Ed. Mt.land-- Miss Lewis No, Miss Lewis. -- Then don't talk like an idiot. Ann to Phyllis-- Oh for the days when a wolf had four legs, -- Young man are you the teacher of this class ? Lion on platform eating conductor, wire instructions. No, even the wool he pulls over your eyes is half cotton a line was a pencil mark, and a pickup was a truck Ralph Harford -- l'm convinced you're the nearest thing to an idiot Ken Bartlett-- All right, then I'1l move away from you! Royce Butler-- Would you like an old ten dollar bill or a brand new one? Richard Norwood-- Let me have a brand new one. Royce-- Hex-e. Richard-- Why this is a one dollar bill! Royce-- 'I'hat's what you said, you wanted a brand new one! Leroy-- Where do all the bugs go in the winter ? Dick Goff-- Search me. Leroy-- No thanks, I just wanted to know! 39

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CHARACTERISTIC Best Athlete Most Popular Best Looking Best Personality Cutest Most Studious Best Actor, Actress Best Singer Prettiest Hair Shortest Tallest Flirtiest Day Dreamers Best Dancer Most Bashful Most Likely To Succeed Done Most For School Most Talkative Wittiest Most Courteous Least Often On Time Most Versatile Most Ambitious Hater of Opposite Sex Best Natured Best Leader Best Dressed Most Mischievous Best Smile Best Sport Sunniest Quietest. Most Dependable Prettiest Eyes SCHOOL STAT IST ICS BOY Buster Knight Buster Knight Buster Knight Buster Knight Buster Knight Buster Knight Buster Knight Bliss Fuller Buster Knight Alden Taylor Buster Knight joe Luce Leroy Boynton Paul Leonard Harold Carver Buster Knight Paul Leonard Ed Cramer Paul Leonard Duane Rowell Lloyd Esancy Buster Knight Paul Leonard Leroy Boynton Paul Leonard Paul Leonard Duane Rowell Ed Cramer Buster Knight Gordon Grinnell Buster Knight Harold Carver Paul Leonard Buster Knight 33 GIRL Phyllis Wentworth Ann Calderwood Ann Calderwood Faye Robins Phyllis Wentworth Phyllis Wentworth Doris Hannan, Dorothy Ripley Doris Hannan Ann Calderwood Alice Luce Sylvia Farris Sylvia Farris Barbara Soule Faye Robbins Lillian Spear Phyllis Wentworth Dorothy Ripley Dorothy Ripley Dorothy Ripley Faye Robbins Annie Neimi Ann Calderwood Dorothy Ripley Barbara Soule Faye Robbins Dorothy Ripley Ann Calderwood Ann Claderwood Phyllis wentworrh Faye Robbins Ann Calderwood Lillian Spear Dorothy Ripley Jeanette Upham

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Gordon G.-- Your mind is working like a dynamo. Marshall-- No wonder my father is an electrician. 9 Gordon-- I bet you were his first shock! Mr. Kenoyer-- Russia has one thing we can't beat. Over there it took one man to put over the five year plan. Paul-- That's nothing. Over here a man put over the five year plan in one year Mr. Kenoyer-- Who was that? Paul-- The quintuplets father . Donnie-- I know a girl who can sing Dear Hearts and Gentle People for two hours. Esten-- That's nothing, I can sing The Stars and Stripes Forever! Neil-- Well, Lloyd, how are you doing in your first year of high school. Lloyd-- Not so bad. l'm trying to get ahead! Niel-- That's good. You need one. Elmer Goff-- Would you like some black coffee? Paul-- What other colors have you? Miss Lewis-- Joe, put those matches away. Ed Cramer-- But those matches won't hurt you, they're safety matches. Sandra Richards-- lt must be difficult for a man with a. mustache to eat soup. Joan-- Yes, quite a strain. Marshall-- Thi party is awful dull, I think l'll go home. Allan-- Fine, old boy, that will sure help. Faye Robbins-- Are you disappointed with the contraption you bought before seeing it? Dick Goff-- Well, it was guaranteed to keep my bills down, and they sent me a paper weight. Ann-- You would be a good dancer if it wasn't for two things. Marshall-- What are they ? Ann-- Your feet. THE PERFECT GIRL Eyes like Jeanette Upham. Hair like Jeanette Upham. Disposition like Jeanette Upham. Figure like Jeanette Upham. Basketball ability like Jeanette Upham. Smile like Jeanette Upham. So Says Gordon Grinnell 40