Union High School - Memory Lane Yearbook (Rimersburg, PA)

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UNDERCLASSMEN

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CLASS PROPHECY After twenty frve years of farthful servrce at Unron Jornt Hrgh School Ralph H Baker rs now retrrrng Wrth hrm at thrs trme rs his favonte class the Class of 1956 The occasron rs takrng place at Saylor s Palm Room The orchestra for the even rngrs the famous Conneratron All Brassette led by the well known conductor Max Conner Chuck Hawk and Mrlo Summervrlle who are the rnstructors at the Frne Art of Square Dancxng School are dorng the callrng tonrght Shrrley Murray wrll be the featured yodeler One group at the party rs certarnly rn a tumrorl wrth therr ch-rldren mnnrng all over the place There rs Betty Crarg tryrng to keep all her lrttle sprouts together whrle Judy and Cecrl are sendrng therr lrttle football team around the room sellrng eggs Joanne and Jrm s football team refuses to practrce because they are too busy chasrng Shrrley Fagley s lrttle cheerleaders The former Evelyn Crowley now Mrs Ray Hosey and the former Kay McCall now Mrs Brll Smrth are gettrng a lot of enjoyment out of the whole affarr Barb Hetnck now Mrs Ted Anthony rs strll havrng trouble keeprng her knee rn place as she dashes all over the place after her lrttle Teds Meda Belle McKrnney rs keeprng pace wrth her gathenng her krds as she goes Pat Heller has Just arrrved rn Carl Shook s bus wrth all her lrttle Overs Wanda Taylor and Vrvran Buzzard are srttrng rn the comer comparrng notes on therr krds as they are now srsters rn law Hey! I ll What sthat rumpus overrnthe corner? Looks lrke Nrta and Sara Rankrn are frglrtrng for the next dance wrth Chuck srnce Dan Hawk couldn t make rt be cause of rllegal excuses Anrta Crccrarellr and Barb Srmpson are out on the dance floortryrng toteach Dennrs and Tom how to dance Won't they ever leam'?'7 Domra Seybert and Gale Krng are lookrng rnto each others eyes as they dance There s Dorethia looking down at Bob as they dance srnce she got her new elevated shoes Don t they make a cute couple '7 There s Bert demonstratrng hrs Chnsty Home Pemranent for Men on Jrm Crrss man fDoesn t Jrm look cute rn prn curls'PJ Larry McLaughlrn and Don Mrller are Two members of the class have been very successful rn the entertarmrrent freld Bob Clark and Betty Kerr have therr own hour long T V show whrch rs nrrmrng competrtron wrth Uncle Mrltre We hear that they have hrred Larry Ireland and Bob Croyle as therr chref wnters due to the great success Larry and Bob have had wrth therr very popular Joke book Just recently publrshed Kathleen Prrester Mary Ann Sterner and Rose Mane Ramsey recently vrewed the show rn person rn New York Crty It seems the grrls have gone back every year srnce the frrst trme proved to be so successful Therr chauffeur on the last tnp was Brll Lerch who showed them the srghts rn hrs new rocket motor scooter In New York Crty they also vrsrted wrth Norman McCoy who has been Staylllg rn New York Crty dorng guest shots on T V srnce he was named one of the ten best dressed men of 1976 Judy Runyan rs also dorng very well rn show busrness She Just srgned a contract to play Senator Flag hom on the radro Well look who s comrng nowl Janet McKrnney and Drane Marhras Janet rs strll tryrng to get her shonhand speed up to 80 words a mrnute so she can be a bettersecretary and Drane has Just perfected a new method of typrng and shorthand that rs more modem than the out dated R. H Baker style Keep rn practrce grrls Srnce Vemon Bargerrs now the manager of the new department store that rs nrnnmg Penny s out of busrness he wrll need an effrcrent secretary And say when Butch Callen rnherrts hrs frrst mrllron he ll need a bookkeeper Maybe one of Betty Lanrarers busrness puprls could frll the brll We hear she rs an expert busrness teac er What is that awful bangrng clangrng norse'7 '7 OH! lsee lt s only Raybum Lerch strll tryrng to get hrs yellow Studebaker up those hrlls And say who s that behrnd the car pushrng sooo hard? Well I ll bel ll lt s Gamer Reed helprng poor Raybum to get up those mountarns What they need rs one of those new space shrps desrgned by Don McCall We hear they are the last work rn style and speed You should see the one that Marsha Hosey and Edre Anthony are hostesses on lt rs th new Flrer between Rlmersburg and Huey and Just set a new worlds record H comes Don Yates Just back from Hollywood where he Just completed latest motron prcture On hrs way here he stopped off at Florrda at the Salvo Fnrrt Markets and brought Lucrlle back wrth hrm He found her sun bathrng on the beach Oh here s another local boy who went far away to make hrs fortune Lee Summer vrlle He rsnow the owner of a 2 000 acre ranch deep rn the heart of Texas Marlyn Gray rshrs foreman He loves the wrde open spaces where he can be alone untrl hrs harr becomes the color of his name We hear that Pat Sherman rs gorng to be jorn rng them soon He hasn t found hrs mrllron dollar baby around here and so he thrnks maybe he wrll frnd one rn Texas Shrrley Strtt certarnly proved herself as an artrst She rs now the Professor of Art at Belah Unrversrty It seems Just yesterday that she was dorng the covers for the Rambler And speakrng of professors and such Drck Stewart rs the new successor to B G Corlrss and hrs lrttle brother Tom a brrllrant scientrst has Just drscovered that there rs a mrstake rn Elnsterns theory And have you heard about Mary Lou Mathras'7 She rs now the chref Fashron Ed rtor of McCall s Magazrne and Betty Lou Forester rs her head desrgner Just as the fashron team of Mathras and Forester rs now known rn fashron crrcles everywhere the names of Culbertson and Womeldorf are knovm where ever people enJoy good food Janet Culbertson and Myrtre Womeldorf are rn the restaurant busrness and have con cocted many new recrpes They buy therr goods at the A 8a P where Ray Clark rs strll a clerk Hrs posrtron has rmproved however srnce he got a push cart to haul the packages around Janet Elder who has made a career of takrng care of the old folks at the Clanon County Home has frnally taken a well deserved vacatron She rs accompanyrng Jean Heller to England where she wrll make another attempt to try and swrm the Englrsh Channel IfAl Hoover gets the parnt scraped off hrs car he wrll dnve them out to the coast But rf he rsn't frnrshed rn trme Amold Potter wrll dnve them rn his '75 ThunderJet Convertible Srnce Ed Stevens became Edrtor rn Chref of the Huey Herold the Records com petrtor Brll Ramsey has been buyrng up most of the advertrsrng space He rs very proud to have been named the successor of Shaffer s Pymarrd Statron rn Wrld Cat The advertrsrng space that wasn t used up by Bill has certarrrly been put to good use by Alva Chamey and Ellen Bowser The grrls are begrnnmg early to advertrse for therr new dungaree factory the formdatron for whrch was lard lately The sports sectron of the Huey Herold constantly contarns thnllmg accounts of the games that Mrs Crccrarellr s grrls basketball team plays They have had a wrrrnrng team ever srnce Sandy Rerghard took over the job of coachrng them Jack Best Bud Garver and John Crarg are busy rn the comer strll tryrng to per fect therr push ups so they can go to the Olymprcs Wrnan Montgomery who rs now the chref Chrropractor rn Sandy Hollow rs busy along wrth hrs assrstam Kay Centorcellr keeprng them rn shape Ron Conner rs busy puffrng away at hrs famous bakrng powder crgarettes Ken Taylor and Tom Mong are qurte rnterested they thrnk that perhaps thrs mrght be the answer to therr lrfe long quest for a sleeprng prll wrth longer lastrng results What sthrs we hear'7'P'7 Oh rt sJust Mary Kaye Steltzer still determrned to frnd mrddle C on the prano Somebody thought rt was Shrrley Rettrg srngrng her new song I Won t Blush Anymore Betty Rhodes appears to be rn sort of a daze She s strll dreamrng of what rt would be lrke to have a srster Connre Rhodes and Mary Kay Stewart weren t able to be present Connre thought that the answer to her matnmony problem mrght come up and she drdn t want to mrss rt and Mary Kay rs nursrng rn the Mannes somewhere rn Puerto Rrco She s lookrng for one named Gary The feature event of the evenrng was the fomral debate between Ellen and Shrr ley Brsh They were debating the age old questron Whrch rs better'P'P'P Rrchard s Ford or Barry s Chevy? It wasa memorable occasron and Mr Baker was thnlled beyond all expectatrons when he was presented wrth the keys to hrs 1976 Ford Statron Wagon fThe old blue one frnally wore outlllllj Bert's chief models, - I ' - ' l ' ', I . y , l ez: . , ' ' ' u . 28

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-I ROW 1: Mrs, Cicciarel1i,Seybert, Shearer, Nellis, Hawk, Conner, Clark, E, Guntrum, B, Guntrum, Anthony, Craig, ROW 2: Smith, Slaugenhaupt, Wise, Summerville, Sedok, Mazzoni, Smith, Mortimer, Bailey, ROW 3: Stuart, McCul- lough, Coon, Manson, Hosey, Buz- zard, McLaughlin, Sponsored by Gnemo Distributor and Rimersburg Hotel. Rimersburg, CC QCA ' JUNIOR CLASS ROW 1: Mr, Beckner, Millern Slaugenhaupt, Womeldorf, Hutchi - son, Culbertson, Hartman, Mohney Holben, Lerch, ROW 2: Conner Fischer,Summervi11e, Dai1y,Spring- er, Rankin, Yates, Anthony, ROW 3: Courson, Summerville, Greena- walt, Hankey, Best, Montgomery,