Union High School - Memory Lane Yearbook (Rimersburg, PA)

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CLASS VVILL and TESTAMENT I, Roberta Baker, will my kitten Chloe, to jack's Other Wife. I, Dick Barger, will my ability to make mad passion- ate love to Carl Courson. I, Dolores Barr, will Dick Barger to Annabelle Mor- timer. I, Bob Bump, will my rabbit skins to Bubbles for a new costume. I, Gwen Centorcelli, will my ability to go with older boys to Peggy Atchison. I, Gale Cobbett, will my hydraulic brakes to joe Montana. I, janet Conner, will my ability to play : Post Office to the Freshmen girls. I, Ruthie Courson, will my autographed dish towel to Mike Crissman. I, Mary jane Crawford, will my quiet ways to Sue Hosey. I, Dave Filson, will my ability to drink unlimited quantities of Bromo Seltzer to Billy Hetrick. I, jim Galbraith, will my curly hair to Bob Sherrill. I, Dolores Goodman, will my ability to attract males to Maybelle Fair. I. Ray Hardy, will my ability to mn the movie pro- jector to anyone who wants to get out of classes. I, Donna Helm, will my skating rink romances to jean Traister. I. Mary jane Helm, will my ability to make myself heard to Anna Montana. l,Betty Henderson, will my ability to get along with Red to joe Summerville. I, Clarence Kongh, will my ability to make baskets to Mike Engro. I, Max Lewis, will my foml fitting basketball unifomi to Grier Ramsey. I, Cannen Salvo, will my half of the Chevy to some lucky girl. I, Eva Mae Seybert, will my East Brady school days to Katy Lou Glenn. I, Arveda Shaffer, will my southern accent to Emmy Lou. I, Eugene Simpson, will my ability to blush to Charlie Engro. I, james Stewart, will my manly laugh to Sam Conner. I, joan Stewart, will my many boy friends to Eileen Wensel. I, Shirley Stitt, will my guitar to Bill Karnes. I, Elizabeth Lorigan, will my love for baseball play- ers to Ruby Buzzard. I, john Macliinlay, will my ability to get up early to Malcolm Campbell. I, Sally Martin, will my feminine ways to Dot Traister. I, jim McCall, will my love poems to Doris Adams. I, joe McGuire, will my love for Sligo to Eugenia Glenn. I, Faye McKee, will my ability to drive a car to Dick Radaker. I, Mildred Miller, will my slimness to jean Nulph. I, Elva Mittiga, will my book bag to Nancy Smith. I, Dick Mohr, will my loving ways to Donna Lee Mortimer. I, jack Montgomery, will my excellent taste in bev- erages to Marion Adams. I, Barbie Mortimer, will my ability to play the pin ball machine to Mr. Matchett. l, Betty Murray, will my red dog road to anyone who parks there. I, Dolores Myers, will my nap in study hall to Bill Snyder. I, Irene Myers, will my ability to get along with Howard's to Shirley Shick. I, Clayton Rhodes, will my missing tooth to anyone who can find it. I, Ed Rhodes, will my popularity with the girls to johnny Stewart. I, Gladys Rider, will my big Buick to Donna Miller. I, Angelo Salvo, will my ability to sell refrigerators to an Eskimo to Copie Hagan. I, Donna Switzer, will my giggles to Dolores Taylor. I, Denny Taylor, will my puckererl lips to john Mortimer. I, Howard Terwilliger,'wgl.rrIy ace target shots to Dale Siar. I, Elmer Wensel, will my ability to make speeches to joyce Heeter. I, Bunky Weston, will my taste for bright colors to anyone who is color blind. I, Dot VVomeldorf, will my ability to get through school without studying to another mastennind. I, Earl VVright, will my safety patrol badge to my brother, Keith. XVe, the Class of Forty-Nine, Being of Unsouncl Mind, and Body Do solemnly swear that we will what's left of the building to the TERMITES Witness: Vemice Matijak.

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CLASS PROPHECY Scene: The Pittsburgh Studio of JAMES GAL- BRAITH who is interviewing contestants for his new radio show Don't Leave Till We Take Ya! His Assistant JOHN MACKINLAY, ushers in their next victim, who happens to be DOLORES GOODMAN. JOHN: Jim, this is Tootsie Lamore, a Powers Model. Get a load of that power. JIM: I don't know about the power but the model is about ten years out of datc. fl'uts on a pair of glasses! Well, if it 1sn'.t our old chum. Goodman. How are ya! Honey? DOLORES: Feeling like a million bucks and look- ing like ten. How are you feeling, fat boy? JIM: Lost a couple pounds, I've been sick. Say, I saw your old friend, DOT WOMELDORF, last week. She's private secretary for Attomey Margiotti. Get- ting up in the world. Fifty-third floor in the Grant Building. DOLORES: So I heard! And was I surprised! Speaking of surprises I tumed on my television set and guess who? JOHN: Amos GSK Andy. DOLORES: No, DAVID FILSON and what a hit. curls and all. Advertising for perma wavef, JOHN: Ah! well, what ever became of GALE COBBETT? JIM: He is president and chief test driver for the Cobbett Special. He has revolutioned the auto industry with his two speed transmission. JOHN: Two speeds? JIM: Yea! Wide open and dead stop! JOHN: Tell me, Honey, what ever became of FAYE and BUNKY? DOLORES: At last reports, they had boarded a tramp steamer and are heading for the South Sea Island of Bela Bela where they intend to create the master race. JIM: I suppose you've seen a lot of places since '49, Goodman? DOLORES: Yes, imagine who I ran into last week. None other than DORD BARR. She is working as a chambermaid in her father's hotel in Kittanning. DICK BARGER owes five years rent. JOHN: How about the rest of the '49ers, Honey? DOLORES: Well, ARVEDA SHAFFER is an in- structor in a South Carolina Cham: School I visited last week. BOB BUMP is studying animal culture and working as a part time janitor there. JIM: Ever hear from KOUGH? DOLORES: Yes, he is now Generalissme Chiang Ki Kough, and has made an attempt to overthrow hu- manity to become world leader. He failed and is now a foreman in the salt mines of Siberia. Back in the home tovm changes are taking place rapidly. RUTHIE COURSON and IRENE MYERS, now sisters-in-law, are busy buying little things from MARY JANE CRAWFORD and JANET CONNER who have taken over Cora and Bea's Thrift Shop. SALLY MARTIN is still engaged in a study of the Kinsey Report. MAX LEWIS is coach- ing the local high school football. Their largest gain so far has been a ten-yard loss. Also in the faculty of the high school I found BETTY HENDERSON, an English and Dramatic teacher. . JIM: Last month I seemed a job for DENNY TAYLOR with Spike Jones as a washboard musician. He is already famous for his Rhapsody in Rinsof' JOHN: Speaking of soap have you seen JIM Mc- CALL'S Cleaner on the market? It is guaranteed by JOE MCGUIRE to remove bicycle grease. Joe has taken over the bicycle de- partment of Salvo's Department Store. ANGELO and CARMEN handle everything from Automobiles to bananas. . JIM: HOWARD TERVVILLIGER is president of the Sportsman Club here in Pittsburgh. EARL WRIGHT is Vice President in charge of finances. DOLORES: RAY HARDY at last reports has almost completed an I. test taken as a freshman. JOHN: Have you seen the Pittsburgh Steeler's band lately? The Drum Major is none other than our sensation in high school, GWEN CENTOR- CELLI. DONNA HELM plays lirst trumpet for the same organization. JIM: And did you know SHIRLEY STITT and her plowgirls have forced Slim Bryant off the air. MILDRED MILLER and ELIZABETH LORIGAN are featured yodelers on her show. JOHN: Does anyone know what DICK MOHR is doing now? fContinucd on page fifty-three? THE RAM 1949 17