Union High School - Gold U Yearbook (Dugger, IN)

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0, ' A 7 I A, 1 fl p ,J l ff i qi ' it a x THE 1-100511511 ,Q A Twenty-six SENIOR SUPERLATIVES Biggest ..,.......A.,..,.............,....,............................. Ruth Shortest ,.... ........ M ildred Fattest ....... ..,...,,, D oris Thinnest ..,.,,t .,...,,,,. N aomi Busiest .....,. ....... B eatrice Boldest ....... ............ R oy Giggliest ....... .....,... G ertrude Quietest ......... ........ V era Mae Tallest .,..........,.. ........ D orothy Most Innocent ...,, .,.,....... G uy Most ln love ...... ..,t.. S herrill Most popular ....... ,......, R alph Most talkative .l..,,.. ..,.,, M axine Most athletic ...........,.. ....,.,..,. F rank Most independent ,...,. ..... E lizabeth Prettiest ....,..,,........ ....,, M arj orie AUTHORS Most Domestic Author ................................ Holmes Most Restless Author .......,.. ......,. W igglesworth Most Witty ....,..,........,...... ......,..,.... W hittier Strongest Author ......... .,............. S mith A busy Author . .....................,......................... Porter Most Wordy Author ............,,.........,.... Wordsworth The Boldest Author..Shakespeare QShake a speareb Author With a Trade ......,.,............,................ Cooper Sharpest Author ........., ,.,.... ......... H a wthorne Shortest Author ........ ,...,...,.. L owell Longest Author .......,.... ...,.. L ongfellow Most Fiery Author .......... ........... B urns Most Immoral Author ..,..... .......,.. W ild Noisiest Author .............,......... ,...... H owell Most Bothersome Author ..,... ,.,,, G uest

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vo, sg ,xx 'YL we 2 AN .f ty? ,ll T Q' '.nf-lik , - l l QTHE HGOSIEIL il ll 'Ffh' r DOROTHY-You are of an artistic temperament, drawing being one of the gifts bestowed upon you Cdrawing your breathb. MAXINE-You have a very pleasing manner with you, and can brighten things up wonderfully for your friendsg especially silverware, provid- ing you have a good kind of polish. FRANK-YOU will soon witness a turning point in your life, which will likely cause you a little inconvenience and perhaps pain: the pin in your collar will probably be the cause. RUTH-Good luck will follow you all the rest of your lifeg but will never overtake you. VERA MAE-YOU will come before the public frequently, and will be a leaderg most likely in leaving street cars or crowded buildings. MARJORIE-You are of an irritable disposition, and will do considerable stewingg over tough meat. SPENCER-As sure as the moon is made of cheese, you'll live to hang on the gallows trees. CLYDE-You like to teach arithmetic, and say it is great fung but there is one who'll teach you quickly that o-ne and one make one. GERTRUDE-You are inclined to be a dressmakerg you will probably use a tape measure all your life, as a rule. RALPH-YOU are inclined to a wandering natureg you will probably wonder all your life. RUSSELL-You are of a studious natureg you will probably go through Rose Polly, in the front door and out the back. ' ROY--You are very brilliantg you will spend most of your life shining windows. GOOD LUCK To ALL. Twentv-five

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FIR ' If Ai, 1925. ' ' ,, . ua' 9 ll THE 1-100511212 it W X L ' 'ill k SENIOR CLASS WILL We, the Seniors of the Union High School in the year of 1923, having niet in secret conclave, do hereby announce that we have learned all there is to be learned, and therefore Mr. Hudson, our dear superintendent, and other members of the faculty can learn us no more. In view of this fact, and all being of sound mind, we do hereby bequeath the following: To the Senior class of 1924 we bequeath our assembly our ability for getting into trouble, and our pep, for we know that this class is in need of the same. Raymond Wyatt wills his ability to fall into a gentle and peaceful slumber any time between 8:45 and 9:25 A. M. anywhere. CLash's as- semblyj to Doc, Balford Arthur leaves his curiosity and bluffing to any Junior who needs the same. Ruth Jones leaves her ability to collect gossip to Mary Magdline Schaad. To any meek, long-suffering Junior who can be persuaded to take it, Ralph leaves his job as general fiunky. Since no Junior is willing to as- sume the responsibility, he gives it to an under class mate. To any Junior whom the class elects Frank Reynolds leaves his seat on the back row. Guy Pirtle bequeaths his success in adventure with Cupid to Doc Ringo. Leola Jones leaves her chewing gum, which can be found on many of the chairs in the class rooms, to any future chewers who desire to partake. Naomi Hembree leaves her ancestors to Madge Hurst. She feels that she will not need them in the future, as she can hide behind her own coat of paint. - Sherrill Deputy wills his Winning ways with the teachers to Noel Pigg. Mildred McLin, wills her prized ear rings to Ruth Ringer. Twentv-seven