Union High School - Bobcat Yearbook (Union, OR)

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1. Donarae 2. Pauline 3. Donna W. 4. Jack 5. Virginia S. 6. Roy 7. Norma L,ee 8. Waldo 9. Billy 10. Ross 11. Merle 12. Cleo 13. Berdine 14. Oriel 15. Eleanor 16. Phyllis 17. Norvin 18. Carla 19. Fred 20. Barbara 21. Virginia 22. Beverly 23. Artie 24. Carol 25. Sidney 26. Doris 27. Scotty 28. Wytliel

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A beautiful, night club scene now comes into sight. The Stork Club has a famous crooner, Billy Davis. It has been packed to overflowing since this celebrated singer has warbled his love songs to the nation. Supporting this great swoom-crooner, is that great name band, “Phyllis Godsey and All Her Little Godseys.” Phil is known for her fine execution on her original xylosoucastaclarinet. The scene shifts to the Morocco Hotel, where eating is a pleasure. Ah-h yes! The chef, Donarae Smith, is preparing one of her famous delicacies, boa-con-stricter souffle, for her long-ago friends. There are Barbara Roberts and Norvin Coles, the famous dancing team known to millions as “The Twinkle Twins”. We now see Miss Donna Warren entering the Winter-Lavoisier Corseteer Shop. Mr. Fred Winters is the proprietor of this exclusive shop. Due to the shape of things Miss Warren has decided she needs a fitting. Mr. Winter’s Assistant, Norma Lee Curteman, is sizing up dimensions for Miss Warren. Norma Lee has a very accurate eye for Jirop-erly fitting one, and tells Donna all the latest gossip during the fitting. “Carla Eddy, a mathematical genius, is trying to perfect a formula for a snapless garter.” “Waldo Zaugg, the once so brilliant man, who lost his mind over a broken heart, is now a complete failure. He spends his time visiting his charming psychiatrist, Eleanor Beck, who hopes to relieve his mind of his troubles.” “Two great Construction Supervisors, Virginia Savage and Berdine Dodds, have pooled their talents and have undertaken an enormous task. They are contracted to construct a huge dam on the Amazon River.” John turns his radar set back to his hometown. He sees Roy Rinehart opening his exclusive Hat Shop. Roy inherited the ability to design hats from his great-great aunt, Louella Parsons. Women “Swarm” to his shop--just to get his ideas on hats! To give this great television center more fame, Union has among its citizens the daring, most sensational, most tantalizing flag pole climber in the world! Virginia Flagpole Hall has broken record upon record with her courageous climbs. We predict she will break still more records. As Nrxpzutt arrives at his castle on the planet, Xylotyposimlicitarian, an explosion of the radar set occurs. John’s mind has been set at ease concerning his boyhood days of Earth and once again he resumes his normal life on Xylotyposimplicitarian as chief advisor for the creation of headless, soulless creatures to work as robots for Oriel Lay.

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eicutWia I, Donarae Smith, do will and bequeath my black two-piece swimming suit to Mr .McKenzie so he will be much cooler when he directs the band. I, John Wulf, do will and bequeath the entire junior class to the warden of the Oregon State Pen. I, Barbara Roberts, do will and bequeath my ability to come to school on time to Frank Baum. I, Merle Burnson, do will and bequeath my ability to stay out of school to Tad Thomas. I, Doris Hixson, do will and bequeath my ability to stick to one boy for two years to Marla Watts. I» Pauline Smith, do will and bequeath my ability to make 4’s and 5's to Phyllis Mitchel. I, Sidney Huffman, do will and bequeath my ability to embezzle money from school funds, and to get along with most women, to my big- brother, Donald. I, Jack Bradbury, do will and bequeath my ability to get along with Kay Dawn Edvalson to Eddy McBride. I, Cleo Rae Underwood, do will and bequeath my height to Kay Dawn E. so that she will come to Jack B.’s shoulder. I, Carol Timpy, do will and bequeath my poor old worn out ( 4 years old) tennis shoes to Nellie Mae Robertson. I, Jo Wilde, do will and bequeath my quietness to Evelyn Stitzel. I, Artie Clack, do will and bequeath my clarinet and second chair to Norma Hooker. Is Virginia Hall, do will and bequeath my quick temper to Diana Bronson. I, Norma Lee Curteman, do will and bequeath my ability to get out of P. E. to anyone that doesn’t like it. I, Scott Morrison, do will and bequeath locker No. 13 to Carol Smith, it is in the boy’s locker room. I, Roy Rinehart, do will and bequeath my 320 pounds, and ability to play football, to Ferrin Orton. I, Carla Eddy, do will and bequeath my ability to get into trouble to Willis George. I, Virginia Savage, do will and bequeath my ability to change diamonds frequently, and my even temper, to my little sister Frances. I, Ross Paxton, do will and bequeath my ability to get my “hands in everything” to Ronald Ellis. I, Billy Davis, do will and bequeath my curly hair to Don Huffman. I, Oriel Lay, do will and bequeath my dirty gym shorts, with the two buttons missing, to Donna Hannan. I, Lyman Baker, do will and bequeath my ability to drive a good Ford carefully to Kieth Goin. I, Fred Winters, do will and bequeath all the girls in the Union High School except Peggy to Ronald McCormick. I, Berdine Dodds, do will and bequeath my “Colgate” smile to Jeanette Baker. I, Beverly Powell, do will and bequeath my “expert” ability to ride horses to Lois Wagner. I, Eleanor Beck, do will and bequeath my expert ability to maneuver my car into the back end of another car to my sister, Joyce. I, Donna Warren, do will and bequeath my large anklet chain to Stanley Morrison. I, Norvin Coles, do will and bequeath my ability to get out of school to chase my steer, to Sam Johnson and his gal; as two can chase better than one. I, Phyllis Godsey, do will and bequeath my ability to pitch “fast” balls to Edna Stitzel. I, Wythel Delaney, do will and bequeath my ability to hold my own in a triangle to Glyadys Wallis and Marla Watts. I, Waldo Zaugg, do will my loyalness to girls, to Frank Baum.