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President 0 cc t President Vice President Secretary Treasurer tt Lyman Baker Scott Morrison Eleanor Beck Ross Paxton Jack Bradbury Beverly Powell Merle Burnson Roy Rinehart Artie Clack Barbara Roberts Norvin Coles Virginia Savage Norma Lee Curteman Donarae Smith Billy Davis Pauline Smith Wythel Delaney Carol Timpy Berdine Dodds Cleo Underwood Carla Eddy Donna Warren Phyllis Godsey Jo Wilde Virginia Hall Fred Winter Doris Hixson John Wulf Sidney Huffman Waldo Zaugg Oriel Lay MOTTO: “After Commencement Commence”. CLASS FLOWER Carnation CLASS ADVISORS CLASS COLOR Rose and White Mr. V. D. McCauley Mrs. Montana Rickards
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$6 44 'P'tofiAectt Time: THE FUTURE Place: Planet, Xylotyposimplicitarian, where people believe in the simplicity of life. Nrxpzytt, in the form of John Wulf, is cruising along, at a snail’s pace of 400 miles an hour, in an atom propelled caroplane, which was invented by Oriel Lay. Oriel now resides on the planet Saturn where the mass production of caroplanes is now in progress. John turns on his radar set only to discover the sparsely populated Earth in the vision plate. As thoughts of Union, Oregon, loom from the past, he notices that Union totally eclipses the whole of Oregon. The first scene that comes into sight is Ross Paxton, one of John’s schoolmates, who is gathering his flock of sheep into the folds. Ross has become an ardent painter of his flock. People “flock” from miles around to see these extraordinary masterpieces. The Factory For The Manufacture of Milk of Bovine From The Green Grass of Oregon, near the world wide television center of Union, is now operated by co-owners, Carol Timpy and Beverly Powell. This milk is so “fully packed” with the newly discovered vitamin “x” which aids in the growth of shapely babies, so widely known over the entire Earth, that the discoverer, Carol Timpy, will be commemorated among the greatest vitamin discoverers in history. Paul Bunyan’s logging camp now comes into vision. Ah, yes, there is Sidney Huffman who has just been added to the crew. Since he has been employed, the output of lumber has doubled. The radar set now flashes to a carnival scene. Oh, No--oh, but it is--Lyman Baker. He is the greatest barker” of all times, and is gathering the crowd in front of the tent which is occupied by his wife, the Sensational Bubble Dancer, Jo Wilde. Nrxpzytt can’t resist the temptation, so he turns the scene to the interior of the tent. Wrapped in a turban, Hindu style, sits Doris Hixson, practicing her oboe for the next performance of “Bubbles Jo Wilde. The scene now shifts to an air of subdued grace. The Mortician, Jack Bradbury, is now slowly going out of business, and worries about where his next body is coming from. Clatter! Wa-a-a! Ah.Shut up! Mrs. Cleo Underwood Prbjlmktz is trying desperately to keep her small family of fourteen under control. Of course it is a very simple task, since Mrs. Prbjlmktz was such an angelic cherub when she was small. Wythel Delaney is now courting Merle Burnson in great style. In this day and age, the girls present the boys with small tokens of affection. To show her affection, Wythel is seen entering an exclusive Florist’s Shop, owned by the great plant wizard, Pauline Smith. She places a small order (one “measly” truck load) of Stinkdandeweedlions, to send to her loved one. The world reknown Pauline Smith, floriculturist, is best-known for her creation of a plant which expresses its affections by peculiar motions! A great discovery! Mr. Scott Morrison, the distinguished representative of the Eleuthera Island, is now residing in his Washington D. C. hotel suite. He has recently returned from his island home with a boatload of Bahama Island handmaids. As John sees him now, Scott is in the height of luxury. Several of his South Sea maids are feeding him, and the remainder are entertaining him. Ah! Sweet Life! Hmmm! what is in the focus of the radar set now? Why, it looks like a traveling saleswoman. “Well,” Mr. Wulf thinks, “I’ll be a televised horn-toad. It can’t be shy little Artie Clack.” But it is. Artie is the traveling scissor sharpener for the Abigail Triample Scissor Syndicate. She is well known for her sharpening ability.
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