Union High School - Bobcat Yearbook (Union, OR)

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WILLS AND BEQUESTS ARTICLE I Section 1: The Senior class leaves the following wills and bequeaths in hope you will weigh each one very carefully upon your inheritance. ARTICLE II COLLECTIVE WILLS Section 1: To the faculty we leave our quietness (no remarks) in classes and halls. Section 2: To the office we leave our many engravings of our initials; upon close examination you will find them on the school walls and assessories. Section 3: To our closest and dearest (well, closest anyhow) relatives, the Juniors, we leave our ornery pranks, in hope that they will find some new ones. To the Sophomores we leave our ingenuity to keep our perfect attendance records (please don’t spoil it). To the Freshmen we leave our numerous tardy excuses, since you will probably need them for the future years. ARTICLE III INDIVIDUAL WILLS I, David Johansen, do will and bequeath my golden trumpet to Donna Van Housen so that she may throw that one-phutt two phutt french horn out the window. I, Thelma Mills, do will and bequeath my every-other-day attendance in sch xd to my sister, Margarete, who is already following in my footsteps. I, Shirley Wright, do will and bequeath my “cow milking ability” to Carolyn Davis with the immortal words, “carry on”. I, Gloria Lay, do will and bequeath my majorette uniform to Bolx Kol erts, with the hope that he can find somene to fill it. I, James Turner, do will and bequeath my affection for Gene Goff to Pharis Timpy. 1, Marie Milligan, do will and bequeath my Irish temper to anyone who has to play against the Junior girls’ basketball team. I, De Leva Robinson, do will and bequeath my height (4 ft. 11 2 in.) to Loyal Dale. I, Pearl Wright, do will and bequeath my bashfulness to Pat Kinsey. I, Eugene Shanks, do will and bequeath my will power not to get my hair cut shorter to Walter McBride. I, Dorothy McGrath, do will and bequeath my Little Cousin”, Stanley Robertson, to Ruby Parker. I, Maurice Irons, do will and bequeath my ability to stay in nights to Pharis Timpy. I, Venita Cross, do will and bequeath my control over my giggles to Eloise Halsey; she should. I, Larry Griggs, do will and bequeath my ability to drive a Ford V-8 to Stanley Robertson. I, Cordelia Mayotte, do will and bequeath my ability to talk to Jean Hornbeck. I. Josephine Southard, do will and bequeath my athletic ability to Virginia Waldron. I, Mescal Payne, do will and bequeath my long (curly) hair to Edsel Wulf. I, Gwendolyn Green, do will and bequeath my perfect figure to Gene Goff. I, Barbara Trump, do will and bequeath my parliamentary knowledge to Pharis Timpy. I, Don Herbig, do will and bequeath my orneriness to Arlen Chenault. I, Ila Tiffany, on this twenty-first day of March, in the year of our Lord, One Thousand Nine Hundred and Forty-five, do will and bequeath my height to Darrel Wood for his future convenience in his courtship with Nelda Vogel. NOTARIES—Ila Tiffany, Josephine Southard. CLASS PRESIDENT—Marie Milligan

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