Union High School - Bobcat Yearbook (Union, OR)

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Last W ill and Testament —Continued I, Aileen Irons, do will and bequeath my shorthand knowledge to Marie Wells. I, Marjorie Jackscn, do will and bequeath my ability to play a saxophone to Letha Mills. I, Don Kinsey, do will and bequeath my art of skipping English to Robert Terral. I, Beverly Lay, do will and bequeath my blond hair and sweet disposition to my friend Charleyne Roberts. I, LaVerne McCauley, do will and bequeath my Ag. pin to anyone who will take it. I, Thelma McMaster, do will and bequeath my giggle to Rosamae Greenwood- I, Kenneth Mills, do will and bequeath my ability to sleep in Social Economics to Marian Westenskow. I, Jean Ann Richards, do will and bequeath my barnsful of horse sense to Laura Morrison. I, Noel Robinson, do will and bequeath my baritone playing ability to Eleanor Richards. I, Carl Schlichtig, do will and bequeath my big feet and meanness to Glenn McCrea. I, Louis Shelton, do will and bequeath my football playing ability to Gene Edvalson. I, Melvin Smith, do will and bequeath my ability as a Romeo to Norman Wicks. I, Leona Stonedahl, do will and bequeath my height to Eunice Meldrum. I, Iris Taylor, do will and bequeath my corner in the Loges of the Rcxy to Muriel Cline and John Wortman. I, Bill Vaughn, do will and bequeath my good behavior to Bill Terry. I, Idonna Ward, do will and bequeath my ability to receive l’s and 2’s from Miss Trull to Richard Baum. I, Charles Wright, do will and bequeath my height to Don Chen- ault. I, Marie Wright, do will and bequeath my ability to chew gum to Betty Shaw. -21-

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Last Will and Testament —Continued I, Barbara Conley, do will and bequeath my love for Glen Miller’s arrangement of “In The Mood” to Marvin Tarter. I, Barbara Counsell, do will and bequeath all my work done in school to any worker who will do it. I, Betty Jo Crabtree, do will and bequeath my seat on the bus with Rusty Dawson to Pat Metcalf. I, Cherry Davis, do will and bequeath my skipping ability to Alice English. I, Ehrman Davis, do will and bequeath my Student Body troubles to seme poor Junior. I, James Dean, do will and bequeath my sack of beechnut to Lloyd Edvalson. I, Beth Dodds, do will and bequeath my “Hear no Evil, See no Evil, Speak no Evil” ability to Billy Schuck. I, Ada Edvalson, do will and bequeath the Thespian Club funds to any broker who wants to be broker than broke I, Donald Edvalson, do will and bequeath my wavy hair to Bobby Hudson. I, Dorothy English, do will and bequeath my big feet to Myrna Miller. I, Dennis Fuller, do will and bequeath my nickname “Porky” to Dick Wells. I, Shirley Ann Galle, do will and bequeath my dental bill tq Maurice Waltz. I, Charles Holcomb, do will and bequeath my tin horn, sqeaks and broken reeds to Lucille Hutchinson. I, Kenneth Hoyt, do will and bequeath my Social Economics knowledge to Marion Stitzel. I, Willma Hutchinson, do will and bequeath my strong back to next year’s bass drum player. I, Louis Ingram, do will and bequeath my ability to ride a motorcycle safely to Sherman Hawkins. -20-

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Hie ( lass of 40 s R cunion This is a sunny day, In the month of May, That I do say, Hear Ye, Hear Ye! The Class of ’40 is holding its annual reunion in the shadows of the Union High School’s large fir trees. The date is May 13, 1950 Nine such reunions have happened before. As the first bus load from the west stops, we note that the driver is Charles Holcomb, the old basketball star. The first person to traverse the steps down to the beautiful lawn, which ye clde janitor, Dennis Fuller had just mowed, is Miss Willma Hutchinson, the famous violin player, in Mr. Kenneth Mills’ symphony (sympony). The second person who is honored to step down the bus steps is Carl Schlichtig, who is on leave from the U. S. S. Racket. He brings with him a couple of so called gobs, Misters Melvin Smith and Charles Wright. As the bus drives on with a new driver so Charlie can attend the reunion, we glance up the street to see the farmer from High Valley, namely, Donald Edvalson. What’s this beside him, well if it isn’t his cute little wife, Marceille Alexander. Right behind Donald, who is driving 26 miles an hour by the electric eye at the end of the block, is the famous state policeman, Kenneth Hoyt. Oh, Oh, here ccmes the bunch from the hospital. This gang consists of those famous nurses, Betty Jo Bell, Barbara Counsell and Thelma McMaster and the famous doctor, Noel Robinson seems to be along with them- We glance up from where we are gathered around the lemonade stand to notice that the brilliant motorcycle stunt man and his associates are coming into town by the South highway. These two people are Lewis Ingram and Barbara Conley. We also notice Audrey Anderson and Ehrman Davis coming from the opposite direction riding thoroughbred horses, which are supposed to able to run. The reunion seems to be coming along fine but it should be better as soon as the magician, Bill Vaughn appears on the scene. Ah, there he is now. Also those three coaches known wide and near arrive. They are as follows: “Choc” Shelton, the football coach at “Screwball” college where he has turned out many winning teams; La Verne -22-