Union High School - Bobcat Yearbook (Union, OR)

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Last Will and Testament —Continued I, Barbara Conley, do will and bequeath my love for Glen Miller’s arrangement of “In The Mood” to Marvin Tarter. I, Barbara Counsell, do will and bequeath all my work done in school to any worker who will do it. I, Betty Jo Crabtree, do will and bequeath my seat on the bus with Rusty Dawson to Pat Metcalf. I, Cherry Davis, do will and bequeath my skipping ability to Alice English. I, Ehrman Davis, do will and bequeath my Student Body troubles to seme poor Junior. I, James Dean, do will and bequeath my sack of beechnut to Lloyd Edvalson. I, Beth Dodds, do will and bequeath my “Hear no Evil, See no Evil, Speak no Evil” ability to Billy Schuck. I, Ada Edvalson, do will and bequeath the Thespian Club funds to any broker who wants to be broker than broke I, Donald Edvalson, do will and bequeath my wavy hair to Bobby Hudson. I, Dorothy English, do will and bequeath my big feet to Myrna Miller. I, Dennis Fuller, do will and bequeath my nickname “Porky” to Dick Wells. I, Shirley Ann Galle, do will and bequeath my dental bill tq Maurice Waltz. I, Charles Holcomb, do will and bequeath my tin horn, sqeaks and broken reeds to Lucille Hutchinson. I, Kenneth Hoyt, do will and bequeath my Social Economics knowledge to Marion Stitzel. I, Willma Hutchinson, do will and bequeath my strong back to next year’s bass drum player. I, Louis Ingram, do will and bequeath my ability to ride a motorcycle safely to Sherman Hawkins. -20-

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Last ill and lestament We, the Senior Class of 1940, Union High School, being of sound mind and body and with a perfect sense of balance and humor, hereby wishing to dispose of our dearest possessions, right and abilities, do ordain and bequeath herein our Last Will and Testament, the following articles to said persons. Article I COLLECTIVE WILLS To our beloved nation as a whole, we leave our value as future taxpayers. To the student body we give cur ability to cooperate and to earn money. To the teachers as a token of rememberance of their endless lessons, we leave our empty aspirin boxes. To the Juniors we leave the answers to the lessons we have learned by experience. To the Sophomores we leave everything in the building that is fastened against removal. To the Freshmen we leave the sad memories of the discipline committee. To anyone who can obtain it, we sadly leave our bank account. Article II INDIVIDUAL WILLS I, Marceile Alexander, do will and bequeath the nothing learned in English to Mr. Wall- 1, Audrey Anderson, do will and bequeath my student body account books to anyone aumb enough to accept them. I, Edward Bates, do will and bequeath my excess make-up slips to Laura Asdell. I, Elmer Bates, do will and bequeath my ability to gain Mary Lindsay to Guy Vaughn. I, Betty Jo Bell, do will and bequeath my ability to sew to Boe Childers. I, Juanita Cheney, do will and bequeath my fifty-two curlers to Phyllis Harris. I, Marjorie Cobb, do will and bequeath my ability to cooperate with the teachers so well to Catherine Trump. -19-

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Last W ill and Testament —Continued I, Aileen Irons, do will and bequeath my shorthand knowledge to Marie Wells. I, Marjorie Jackscn, do will and bequeath my ability to play a saxophone to Letha Mills. I, Don Kinsey, do will and bequeath my art of skipping English to Robert Terral. I, Beverly Lay, do will and bequeath my blond hair and sweet disposition to my friend Charleyne Roberts. I, LaVerne McCauley, do will and bequeath my Ag. pin to anyone who will take it. I, Thelma McMaster, do will and bequeath my giggle to Rosamae Greenwood- I, Kenneth Mills, do will and bequeath my ability to sleep in Social Economics to Marian Westenskow. I, Jean Ann Richards, do will and bequeath my barnsful of horse sense to Laura Morrison. I, Noel Robinson, do will and bequeath my baritone playing ability to Eleanor Richards. I, Carl Schlichtig, do will and bequeath my big feet and meanness to Glenn McCrea. I, Louis Shelton, do will and bequeath my football playing ability to Gene Edvalson. I, Melvin Smith, do will and bequeath my ability as a Romeo to Norman Wicks. I, Leona Stonedahl, do will and bequeath my height to Eunice Meldrum. I, Iris Taylor, do will and bequeath my corner in the Loges of the Rcxy to Muriel Cline and John Wortman. I, Bill Vaughn, do will and bequeath my good behavior to Bill Terry. I, Idonna Ward, do will and bequeath my ability to receive l’s and 2’s from Miss Trull to Richard Baum. I, Charles Wright, do will and bequeath my height to Don Chen- ault. I, Marie Wright, do will and bequeath my ability to chew gum to Betty Shaw. -21-