Union High School - Bobcat Yearbook (Union, OR)

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18 THE SAGE CARTOON OK JUNIOR SEARCHING FOR SUBJECT MATTER FOB A THEME. There was a laddie named Paul. And tho surprisingly small He was so exce dingly bright He ne'er needed a light. Not even a candle at all. There was a big lubber named Art. Who was so exc edingly smart. He digested geometry Then cried for trigonometry. Cried till Mae gave him a tart. A sporty young fellow named Gussie Made all the t achers quite fussy; He slept during school. Twas against the rule And to all the girls he talked mushy.

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Top Row, from Left to K«u;ht-—John Weaver, Parley Harris, Letitia Thompson, (larence Miller, Lussie Lenin. Bottom Row —Lu in Spray. Arthur Turner, Myra Wiggles worth, Max Mullen, and Victoria ('a I Ilia n. FATE OF THE JI NIOKS. The day is dawning in the east. The Juniors study onward. But listen now a sigh is heard. Mias Laufman’s coming forward. “Now Arthur the Nautilus you may say,” “I cannot do it. come what may.” “Remember what this means to you To take this English work anew.” “Your name L titia next I find. You are a pair, two of a kind.” “Jus give me ten more minutes, please. And I can say it through with ease.” Alas, the Juniors' doom was spoken, Miss Laufinan’s word could n ’er be broken; Her angry look the tale unveiled For all the Juniors now had failed. —L. S.

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THE SAGE 19 Top How—Agnes Johnson, Wanda Haller, Adrian Goodhrod, Mabel Joues, Ulirystal Raster. Middle How Ora Davis, Etta Overton, Elsie Caspar, Lillian Katz, Bottom Row David Kennedy, Fannie Mekennon, Elwyn Davis. “SOPHOMORES. ? Why are the Sophomores proud? Firstly, because we are the interclass Champions of girls' Bask t Ball. We have never known defeat. Secondly, because we are Sophomores.” for that is the one class in High School that amounts to anything, or at least that is our opinion, but oth r classes have a very different idea of us. so if we do not praise ourselves, think what a predicament we should be in. What does U- H. S. stand for? Union’s Honorable Sophomor s. of course. 1913 may be an unlucky year, but not for this intelligent bunch. That does not phase us. for SUPERSTITION SHOWS IGNORANCE” and none of the 1913 class have anything so vile as that. At present out-average excels any. even that of the Seniors Conceited! That would not half express it. We love—no. simply adore our teachers, and they more than idolize us thev worship us. Why? Because no one could be around us long without so doing. (We ars not to blame.) The Freshman says, 1 know 1C The Sophomore says. “Just so, The Junior says, “1 think so. And the Senior says, “I don't know.