Union High School - Bobcat Yearbook (Union, OR)

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12 THE SAGE CARTOON OF HOW THE AUDIENCE LOOKS TO THE SENIORS, ETC. Whose names be listed with the sages? Whose praises writ on many pages? Whose fame will shine thru coming ages? THE SENIORS Little wads of combings. Little rolls of hair. Make the girls look like they have Just what isn’t there. Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle. The cow jumped over the moon; Rohrig laughed loud to see the rise. And the citizen dined on a prune.

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THE SAGE 11 ('hiss Motto.. Class Colors. Class Flower “IV. W. B. W.” Black anil Gold . Kril Carnation ( LASS OFFICERS— President, Mao Bntterlield. Vice President, Clarence Miller. Secretary, Ceilric Gale. Treasurer, Coretta Skiff. EDITORIAL STAFF— Editor, Henry Hess. Assistant Editors, Eilirar Lenin, Fern .McIntosh. Ilnsiness Manager, Herbert Hall. Assistant Managers, Ellis Hess, .Mae Butterfield.

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 THE SAGE 13 SENIOR “DO FI NNY . Name— Nickname— Description— Ambition— Mae But erfleld Rosie Cranky To be married Herb rt Hall Sw et Water Dud ified To be a sport Clarence Miller Hiram Curly Haired To be President of 1T. S. Hazeline Wilson Shorty Short and Sweet To be loved Ellis Hess Hessey All Feet To be a ladies’ man Edgar Lewin Winnie Always laughing To get a girl Coretta Skiff Corie Stout To become famous Henry Hess Heinz Red Headed Has none Cedric Gale Spitz Bashful To get a de r (de n Fern McIntosh F?ddle-Sticks Good Looking To be an artist George Goodbrod Goodie A Que r Genius To be a poet S is for Seniors so happy and gay. E is for easy, how they work DeLay; N is for nothing, ’tis all that they do. 1 is for ignorance, ’twill stay till they’re through; 1 0 is for obiedience, of which they’re ne’er accused, R is for rights, they demand when abused; i t S is for sorry—'tis strangf but is true— We’ll feel when they leave us and bid us “Adieu.” Student.—“What is electricity?” DeLay.—“A fool can ask questions that a wise man can’t answer.” Student.—“That’s why so many of us fail in examination.” Visitor—(Pointing to Edgar Lewin)—“That boy seems to be a hard worker.” . Prof. Olson.—“Yes. that’s his specialty.” Visitor—“What—working?” Prof. O.—“No. seeming to.” Ash s to ashes, dust to dust; If “Dutch” don’t kill us. Olson must. w--------------------------------------------------------------------