Union High School - Aurora Yearbook (Grand Rapids, MI)

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'.'3Ql'F3 Dteedai e t , GQe?Czs f'2f9DQ2is3iQQzaQwTelt ' I YEQYQDDFQQ - . . llnest: Bring me a drink. Waiter: Yes, sir: here's a niee eold glass of W:ltt'l'.U Guest: Listen. I'm thirsty. not dirty. .47 Bell Hop: Did you ring. sir? Guest iafter ringing ten minntesl: No. I was tolling. I thought you were dead. -V- She ealls her cookies Asylum fakes he- -'ause they are fnll of nuts. il-1 Kate: Jim is awfully eareless. The last time he eame to my house he left his rnlmhers. Ill-'d leave his head if it were loose. Lou: Yes. I know, I heard him say heid have tu go to Denver for his lungs. ,Vi Sap: Do yon snore when yon're asleep? bump' When 1ll!f'llllSllIllJtlSt'?' -Ig tYaek: Don't you think Tosti's 'Good- liye' is thrilling? Luey: I don't know, hut I het it ean't heat Guys ,fi Bliss Conlon: What else du yon know zllullll Iinulllln lion Shepard: I7idn't he shoot some one through the barn? ,I+ Student lgetting all Vis on report eardl: tit-e. luut I'm getting K' sick. ..lf- I vant a niet- easy eliair for mine hus- IIIIIIII.-I Blorri-PM MNH. -Iaeolrfi .gl-Y Dad: How did last nightis aeeident liappf-ii? lluroldi Wa-ll. Dad. I really doult know, You see. I just dimmed my lights and was liupuing tlit-1-iirve- Ilufl: W--ll. Illllt-4 the way most :u-eirleuts happen. ,I , I knew there XY1lNIll'JIIf'lI init N0lll4'XYlll'I'l',H -qui:-:ulwl tllv' inouse as he wzilketl into the lrnp. B, 7 'lllllf ll.tltID lll'l.Xlt'l' Hunt-r 'to vontraf-tori: Wliy. l was so searefl wlien I saw that r-fwiflolfl fall that my ln-art l':1lllf' riullt up in mt' llllrllillfi 1 ontravtor: l hope you didn l whip any HI your ln-will full Il. 'illoirt 'toll start no fight wid ine, lmlaek man. nhl ln-en fl'-- oral:-rl in fle wall. Xie-lilw yuh was. lint in my opinion. iI's lime jolt un- r1-rlw-oml:-rl. o oeo 'B 0.1 J AND THAT SETTLED I'l' lf ye please. mum. said the aneient hero. in an appealing voice. as he stood at the hack door of the cottage on washday. I've lost my leg- We-ll. I ain't got it, snapped the woman fiercely. .Xnd the door elosed with a hang. ..L'- A fat woman entered a crowded street ear. and seizing a strap. stood directly in front of a man seated in the corner. As the car started she lunged against his newspaper and at the same time trod heavily on his toes. As soon as he Could extricate himself he rose and otlered her his seat. You are very kind. sir, she said. panting for breath. Not at all. madamf' he replied. It's not kindness. it's simply self-defense. ,Vi Marion: Don't you have to water your garden? Gert: No, I planted the seeds in the spring. -U- Ida: Is it true that father was a police- man? Mother: No. hut he was with them a lot. fini:11initwitxioiliioioitlioioiivi Ansco Cameras and Films Henry Riechel Drug Company 634-636 Bridge St. Catz. Phone 62576 Bell M. 3184 A. D. S. Drug Store We handle Ansco Cameras. They take good pictures. 326 Bridge Street Citz. Phone 65374 Bell M. 3295-R Ideal Pharmacy 646 Stocking Ave. Citz. Phone 65696 Bell Nl. 3310 11 11113121nz-11'iiiniozoioiozoioioi-

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J. F. Quigley, Jr. F. K. Quigley Compliments of uigley Brothers Lumber Co. NORTHERN AND SOUTHERN H A R D W O O D S Kiln-dried Lumber Yellow Pine and Always in Stock Hardwood Crating Office and Yard, 1580 Eastern Ave. Grand Rapids, Nliclz.

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1011141 1 1.-1 V1 X1 -1 ,1 -1. 1 1 1: 1 ,1 -1:11-14-10111 iz 11--1-'11-1:1 Always be fair and square and true In all your dealings large and small, Always be loving and kind and you Will always find your reward for all. You'll never get something for nothing, so You always must pay for what you getg Remember these things in all you do, And success is yours, you can easily bet. LOU hz:-14-11-1-X101 -11:1 111 1 10111105 ,i, '11-1 iz msn: fi -csvcw: V1 10:1-1 - - i l The T1SCh Tlfnef If you are looking FOR for good things to eat and drink--- F0I'dS, T1'UCkS fruits, candies, ice and Tractors cream, and soft I . Manufactured and drmks be Sure Guaranteed by a Q '50 CH11011 Grand Rapids house, a firm you know. Q Q l - ' i l Tisch Auto a s ! ! Pl 'l'pCamla10 Supply Co. Q g UZ Z I A 215 Division Ave. S. ' 736 Bridge sr. :-1:-Qu: :ez-,:.r1a:.,:.,:4q 101020 92.11.11:nl-1:.:.:.:.:.:4:.:1:-: