Union High School - Aurora Yearbook (Grand Rapids, MI)

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' X QQU' os ' '- DQP Q 1 wa' ::1gl0J 0 s, ! f11ff' qs if sg. v sm Qs D: 's wag LSI- Q e 'Xb o Q u , 0. 0 -.9 Q 2 ,3 ,O 1l:1l'i:111: You seem rather familiar. II:1rrx': UFQIIIIIIIZIT? Wl1y I haveu't started vet 1 ' . ,114 Hoyt Richter: I didn't notice you in church this morning. Frank Jac-kowski: Well, yuh see, I took up the collection. -U- Fred D.: I hope I 1lidn't hurt your foot when I stepped on it? Irene D,: '0h. that's all right. The first few times were the hardest. After that I didn't mind it at all. ,Vi Clayton Looman: I've broken my glasses. Do I have to be examined all over again! Eye Specialist: 0l1. no. Just your eyes. .-. L-1. John Weidenfellcr tat hospitalj: 'AAren't you going to take my teniperaturein Doc.: Why so anxious? Johnny: Well, yon've taken everything else! il-- Cop: You are pinched for speeding. Oscar Rowe: Where do you get that way! Doesn't that sign say Fine for Speed- ing? -fs Liz: You ean't tell me anything. It just goes in one ear and out of the other. Marion: Well. there's nothing to stop it. ...V- Blarguerite Oakes: Hooray, I got five dollars for that last story I wrote. Evelyn V.: 'Wvlio from? BI. O.: The express company. They lo t it ' F . Editor: I can't take this poem. but you can leave your address. Ed Johnson, '2-I: If you don't take this poem I won't have any address! ...K-1 Judge: Aren't ylltl ashamed to be seen here so often? Bozo: Why, bless your heart, judge, this place is respectable compared to some places I've seen. -Vi HELP WANTED Miss Conlon: Idle hands can always be employed by tl1e devil. Erwin Clemens: If that's the case Joe Edison's got his job waiting for him. -V- Take your hat off in deference to old age, but this 0119 really happened: Mr. Hornbeck: John, what is the 11nit of power? J. Rasikas: tDeserting Morpheusj: The what? Mr. Hornbeck: Well, well, John, you must have studied today! KV- Abe Drasin: Julius Caesar must have been a strong man. Miss Jennings: YYl1y? A, D.: Dot-sn't it say here that Caesar pitched his tent across tl1e river? ,I-1 Ten dollars or ten days, choose quick,', growled the judge. Thank you, judge. I'll take the money, barkcd the modern bootlegger. - fpwe early A it ' HURRAYQ,-:MADE - 232340 IAELLQT mls vm TH 1 1 H 0 cocfeoe . X 'T 'N FOUQYEAQ5' BROADCAST ir! cot-use Too K 1- . 14,2 N . f f - 95 :sears QEELHS 7 K S 5 U.. PKADE iiriiv Goss'-1-rms very rms fp' T1-mee A ME FLVE T1-11: LOLI12:E M s I 412, SE wegnsy' 2 ,A we::.g.,. I M cl , K N'0R P1 VXELT, L , ,, I yi 9 X- X ililm W '0 s N K U wi 1 ? 'X R , - -: .4 5 , , , WM N pun- ' ' af. ,ko K7 Q 6 Xs 9 X . f , f k Ni ...:::a, ' A11 ' X if-3-'E 1-9 F ' ' rx, W M i ,X ' - i 'fl'f? , Wh 1 are -QR ,X H .11 'W 1 f ,, , - '::::::g5g-11 1.5.-.,-.34 1 1 N ,1 'Bm TuA1'ef2,Y SX 1 1' YV 5 I f- A f , ' !f..'T ' ze:2sn2:ss::,: . 1bJ- r faq Hgiiewifx ,Xxx '-., ,,, uw L C ggi. . , X - is r M J ff, s M .. ta.: --1,9 , ' ff Hgrlj Q' ftllvhffi--L o-JENXORW J l. X 'Z f ' 7 15' ' M ' QREEN r- '1- .,v-ei, 2 121742 363 ffl',F'1mf.+ 1lll1mllf-'H 'Mun'-gg l'WiWiM1Wf in if es, we or at 1 WW if 96

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