Union High School - Aurora Yearbook (Grand Rapids, MI)

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lf., in x,. 4 .--eff' L'-ffl in V . JZ elif f V f , f- , - f W 12' Y4,:l .2- Sv- Y gf ,.,, ' 1- Y V -f 5 Y ,A 7 - 7 fm Y T 312 j ' ' ,,,:f '-' -, I ii f' ,.9, -- ffe-JI..-fn--1. IYife: Show me that letter. Husband: IYhat letter? Wiife: The one in your hand. It's from a woman. I can see by the writing, and you turned pale when you saw it. Husband: Yes. Here it is, it's your dress- maker's bill. -U- Nurse Girl: Oh ma'am, what shall I do? The twins have fallen down the well. Mother: Dear me, how annoying. just go into the library and get the last number of the 'XIodern KIother's lIaga'zine'g it con- tains an article 'How to Bring Up Children'.', ,U- 'Qiack and I have parted forever. And what does that mean? KIeans that I'll get a box of candy pretty soon. -U, i'Tremendous crowd at our church last night. New minister? No, just a life. -U, Teacher: VX7ell, did you go to the circus the other day? IYolven: Yes'm. Pa wanted to go, so I had to go with him. Lui IN SEPTEMBER, 1924 Police Commissioner Carrol: If you were ordered to disperse a mob, what would you don' ' .Graduate of 1924: K'Pass around my hat sir. Carrol: You're hired. -U- Carl Rudine: IVhat is the lonesomest thing on earth? Glen Ede: A safety razor in the House of David. -U- DANGEROES THINKING Hilda May: 'LWhat is that lump on your head? Frank Smith: Oh, that's where a thought struck me. iv, SEDINSKOOL If brevity is the soul of wit, some of our students are witty. ln front of the lunch- room the other day one said, Geat? The other replied, L'Xodieu? THIRTY YEARS AGO AT UNION Mrs. Rlilner was the favorite teacher. Mrs. Catlin read the Lady of the Laken in the session room. Girls wore aprons at school. Every girl carried a lunchbox instead of a compact. The dudes, alias sheiks, took their sweet- hearts buggy riding. -U- KIODERN VVEBSTER Compact: The shrine of womanhood. They may be seen worshipping compacts at any time, day or night. Comb: An instrument for massaging bobbed hair. Found in most vanity cases. Calling Cards: Small pieces of cardboard bearing the name and sometimes the address of the owner. They are very convenient to drop when a new usheiltish-lookingu man is near and an acquaintance is desired. Flapper: A specimen of the genus homo. The female of the species, only more deadly than the plain girl. Lip Stick: A pencil designed to make girls seem what they aren't. Rouge: A concoction used by girl artists to beautify their landscapes. Vanity Case: A storehouse of all things that deal with girls, and notes that deal with boys Cask Velmaj. EU- WHERE NVE FIND THEM Jack and Sidney-Together. Velma Gilmore-Studying before a mir- ror. Erwin Erick-In the line of least resistance. Russel Donker-Hunting for Helen. Helen Hernacki-With her curling iron. -U- WELL! Carl Anderson: I see you are reading the dictionary. Do you find it interesting? Helen Kalsbeck: No, more amusing than interesting. It spells words so differently from the way Ido. TU1 Phyllis McRae says that the way to make money go farthest is to buy postage stamps. -U- Mr. Zimmer: How do you know I bi- sected this angle? Ellen Groff: I saw you do it, Mr. Zimmer. -U- junior: What was the knocking Macbeth heard after he killed Duncan? Senior: That was King Duncan kicking the bucket.

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