Union High School - Aurora Yearbook (Grand Rapids, MI)

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. M -f 'llxl w S . ff sf 5' 2 it ,224i ' -1FjTfL2f? i-- 1-fi! f 'T fi! Les Davidson: I hear you had a quarrel with your neighbor. Yiy Halliday: Yes, she sneered at my apartments. so I knocked her Hat. -lei WITH APOLOGIES TO H. W. L. Silently. one by one In the little books of the teachers, Down go the zeros The little round zeros, For-get-me-nc-ts of the seniors. ,Ll CLOSE FIGURING Postal Clerk: Your letter just balances, Miss. if it weighed any more you'd have to put another stamp on it. Edith May jones: XIy. I'm glad I didn't sign my middle name that timef, .. U, E. Eness: Say, Miss Perrin, what kind of stoves did primitive people use? Miss Perrin: NYhy mountain ranges, of coursef, LU.. Father: Sc-n. why are you always behind in your studies? Son: So that I may pursue them, father. .. Lv, Mr. Demmon: Talk on your feet, Frankf, Dickerson: 'Z-X big subject, sir. iv, Mrs. M: 'Ll hear that your daughter is taking Domestic Science. How is she getting along? Mrs. Darling: Fine. I take it. She just said that she has made the scrub team. -L-L I stepped upon the tomcat's tail The lights were dim and lowg The cat responded with a wail, It was his tail of woe. -5, The time that you save. like the money you save, is useful only if you know how to spend it. ,U- R. De Young: 'LWhen I get to heaven I'm going to ask Shakespeare if he really wrote those plays. M. Oakes: Maybe he won't be there. R. De Young: Then you ask him. -L-,. Pupil frcadingjz She threw herself in the river. Her husband, horror stricken, rushed to the bank. Teacher: VVhat did he run to the bank for? Pupil: To get the insurance money. Once our Benny had a fit, But he soon got over it. Said it didn't hurt a bit, Because it was a Bennyfit. -U- Sid Lammers. selling books: I got two good orders from that store today. Fred Cole: IVhat were they? Sid: The proprietor told me to get out, and stay out. MUL E. Read fin search of complimentl: I was told last night that I was an awful flirt. Jaclkie fsympatheticallyjz Possibly all you need is more practice. ..U- Boss: Haven't you swept out the office yet Karl lfVest, orlice boy: No sir. Boss: Then what have you been doing the last hour? Karl: Sweeping out the dirtf' pw MU... TEN YEARS AGO hlotherz How are your marks in your studies? Elrner Lammers: I am the third smartest boy in the classf, Mother: How many boys are in your class? Elmer: Three. -U-. Truesdale: LWVhere have I seen your face before? Jimmie Mol: Where you see it now. -U- Vera: He may not be very good looking, but he has money to burn. Thea: VVell when I was out with him, I never suffered from the heat.', -U- The school board was visiting the district school. Desiring to make a good impression, the schoolmaster was asking some simple questions. Who signed the Magna Charta? he asked. Please sir, it wasn't me. said the boy. The teacher told the boy to take his seat. Call that boy back, said an old member of the board, I don't like his manner. I believe he did do it. -U.. Say, dad, remember that story you told me about how you were expelled from college? Yes Well, I was just thinking how true it is that history repeats itself.

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lf., in x,. 4 .--eff' L'-ffl in V . JZ elif f V f , f- , - f W 12' Y4,:l .2- Sv- Y gf ,.,, ' 1- Y V -f 5 Y ,A 7 - 7 fm Y T 312 j ' ' ,,,:f '-' -, I ii f' ,.9, -- ffe-JI..-fn--1. IYife: Show me that letter. Husband: IYhat letter? Wiife: The one in your hand. It's from a woman. I can see by the writing, and you turned pale when you saw it. Husband: Yes. Here it is, it's your dress- maker's bill. -U- Nurse Girl: Oh ma'am, what shall I do? The twins have fallen down the well. Mother: Dear me, how annoying. just go into the library and get the last number of the 'XIodern KIother's lIaga'zine'g it con- tains an article 'How to Bring Up Children'.', ,U- 'Qiack and I have parted forever. And what does that mean? KIeans that I'll get a box of candy pretty soon. -U, i'Tremendous crowd at our church last night. New minister? No, just a life. -U, Teacher: VX7ell, did you go to the circus the other day? IYolven: Yes'm. Pa wanted to go, so I had to go with him. Lui IN SEPTEMBER, 1924 Police Commissioner Carrol: If you were ordered to disperse a mob, what would you don' ' .Graduate of 1924: K'Pass around my hat sir. Carrol: You're hired. -U- Carl Rudine: IVhat is the lonesomest thing on earth? Glen Ede: A safety razor in the House of David. -U- DANGEROES THINKING Hilda May: 'LWhat is that lump on your head? Frank Smith: Oh, that's where a thought struck me. iv, SEDINSKOOL If brevity is the soul of wit, some of our students are witty. ln front of the lunch- room the other day one said, Geat? The other replied, L'Xodieu? THIRTY YEARS AGO AT UNION Mrs. Rlilner was the favorite teacher. Mrs. Catlin read the Lady of the Laken in the session room. Girls wore aprons at school. Every girl carried a lunchbox instead of a compact. The dudes, alias sheiks, took their sweet- hearts buggy riding. -U- KIODERN VVEBSTER Compact: The shrine of womanhood. They may be seen worshipping compacts at any time, day or night. Comb: An instrument for massaging bobbed hair. Found in most vanity cases. Calling Cards: Small pieces of cardboard bearing the name and sometimes the address of the owner. They are very convenient to drop when a new usheiltish-lookingu man is near and an acquaintance is desired. Flapper: A specimen of the genus homo. The female of the species, only more deadly than the plain girl. Lip Stick: A pencil designed to make girls seem what they aren't. Rouge: A concoction used by girl artists to beautify their landscapes. Vanity Case: A storehouse of all things that deal with girls, and notes that deal with boys Cask Velmaj. EU- WHERE NVE FIND THEM Jack and Sidney-Together. Velma Gilmore-Studying before a mir- ror. Erwin Erick-In the line of least resistance. Russel Donker-Hunting for Helen. Helen Hernacki-With her curling iron. -U- WELL! Carl Anderson: I see you are reading the dictionary. Do you find it interesting? Helen Kalsbeck: No, more amusing than interesting. It spells words so differently from the way Ido. TU1 Phyllis McRae says that the way to make money go farthest is to buy postage stamps. -U- Mr. Zimmer: How do you know I bi- sected this angle? Ellen Groff: I saw you do it, Mr. Zimmer. -U- junior: What was the knocking Macbeth heard after he killed Duncan? Senior: That was King Duncan kicking the bucket.