Union High School - Aurora Yearbook (Grand Rapids, MI)

Page 7 text:

. M -f 'llxl w S . ff sf 5' 2 it ,224i ' -1FjTfL2f? i-- 1-fi! f 'T fi! Les Davidson: I hear you had a quarrel with your neighbor. Yiy Halliday: Yes, she sneered at my apartments. so I knocked her Hat. -lei WITH APOLOGIES TO H. W. L. Silently. one by one In the little books of the teachers, Down go the zeros The little round zeros, For-get-me-nc-ts of the seniors. ,Ll CLOSE FIGURING Postal Clerk: Your letter just balances, Miss. if it weighed any more you'd have to put another stamp on it. Edith May jones: XIy. I'm glad I didn't sign my middle name that timef, .. U, E. Eness: Say, Miss Perrin, what kind of stoves did primitive people use? Miss Perrin: NYhy mountain ranges, of coursef, LU.. Father: Sc-n. why are you always behind in your studies? Son: So that I may pursue them, father. .. Lv, Mr. Demmon: Talk on your feet, Frankf, Dickerson: 'Z-X big subject, sir. iv, Mrs. M: 'Ll hear that your daughter is taking Domestic Science. How is she getting along? Mrs. Darling: Fine. I take it. She just said that she has made the scrub team. -L-L I stepped upon the tomcat's tail The lights were dim and lowg The cat responded with a wail, It was his tail of woe. -5, The time that you save. like the money you save, is useful only if you know how to spend it. ,U- R. De Young: 'LWhen I get to heaven I'm going to ask Shakespeare if he really wrote those plays. M. Oakes: Maybe he won't be there. R. De Young: Then you ask him. -L-,. Pupil frcadingjz She threw herself in the river. Her husband, horror stricken, rushed to the bank. Teacher: VVhat did he run to the bank for? Pupil: To get the insurance money. Once our Benny had a fit, But he soon got over it. Said it didn't hurt a bit, Because it was a Bennyfit. -U- Sid Lammers. selling books: I got two good orders from that store today. Fred Cole: IVhat were they? Sid: The proprietor told me to get out, and stay out. MUL E. Read fin search of complimentl: I was told last night that I was an awful flirt. Jaclkie fsympatheticallyjz Possibly all you need is more practice. ..U- Boss: Haven't you swept out the office yet Karl lfVest, orlice boy: No sir. Boss: Then what have you been doing the last hour? Karl: Sweeping out the dirtf' pw MU... TEN YEARS AGO hlotherz How are your marks in your studies? Elrner Lammers: I am the third smartest boy in the classf, Mother: How many boys are in your class? Elmer: Three. -U-. Truesdale: LWVhere have I seen your face before? Jimmie Mol: Where you see it now. -U- Vera: He may not be very good looking, but he has money to burn. Thea: VVell when I was out with him, I never suffered from the heat.', -U- The school board was visiting the district school. Desiring to make a good impression, the schoolmaster was asking some simple questions. Who signed the Magna Charta? he asked. Please sir, it wasn't me. said the boy. The teacher told the boy to take his seat. Call that boy back, said an old member of the board, I don't like his manner. I believe he did do it. -U.. Say, dad, remember that story you told me about how you were expelled from college? Yes Well, I was just thinking how true it is that history repeats itself.

Page 6 text:

WlSE TIPS IN A NINE, REEL COMEDY Gy QEQA 4 x KODAKS D05-ON Tl HEQE vr is Guess 111. TQY 4 ANOTHEQ SEMESTEQ PETEQSENQ5 THKS 'rxME. Z PEQSES A5',sE5N5:2TT WY SSRSSAGE - f 'x BOOSQSHSMTHQ oF 1 we I.. D -If H , -1-f' 1 Q Ht 1 U n U U 457 'PETLE ENS 457 Q V , if H 0 U U f f-Q , :Q 5 H Q 55:5 , fa -:L 'H-ll 55555. 1:5 - M 5535: 555. .:':::E5E5'5 l::Fl5::' 'III :::::::::5 f 555155: PV , - 5E55555?:S:. -A: -0 -1, Ein.. 5555. , 55555 15537 3 g 1. 9. ' ' fl. fwwf Gosn THAT WAS LUCKY! HELO! SID GOlN'TO GIT on fA 5 ALLRIGHT iN orw cosr ME :ooo aqzmee Youm Books Now? ONLY cdsv noon swims E AND SEQWCE - MAN- 'EY I AN' OH Bow --ru-:EY CNE G21 'EM 5555354555515 M was MK Sims! Wei? 3'l'fW:f5.P?3T 5 EX ,TO PETERSENS! N., ., - IN 'rouou . Y-,R - . 5 ii i, H ,::55,. W EI 5 55555 ::EEEEEE::5 3 , -5- YE ::f'1'f f' ------- - - 655555551 0 ' 5 55555 5 5555555 ,B 53, '555i.... :5. Eflie X' ' A '-5:-:5 Q Pifi L 55 ., -53. ,ig V.-I--..: I , if-Q 5-3-T.. Q. ' - 5 Q:1fE':'q:.L. 6 -.--E 4. I -- -. 5 - . 1 WQNDEQ IF THAT WAS 5- 1 PETE Ssrms Xe' A , A UE OR 535.5 5 5 H1 5 S ra -3 , P Y ' ,A f . A I'2XEJhi,0NA RISK QT! BY .love E155 E MEL WHIST JE ,JK f igiijiiih- f e, CX' B U Us 1 BOOKS fi, -f H vp-9,0-l Sf xr, X , BUTNO1 Afxfj 5523, , A ' V5 H F I EI 5555555 ,ai-rg, wurwoor ' X im I N - 'Q - 2'5f'f E 'THE Boonxs 5 r 1 D 4 f . I 5 5 B girl 5 Q 'V' M ' - 7. IS, 5 9. 1 9f24!24 Sporting Supplies Every Thing for the Student PET ERSEN'S Book Store on Bridge St. 457 Bridge St. Open Evenings

Page 8 text:

ni vi' iv: -1110101 -1 114-14.14,1u1c-11i21v3 141 --111111411 11 14-14:11 Save While You 're Young And you'll never want when you get old. Dollars put by today mean comfort and independence in days to come. Commercial Savings Bank Bridge St. Branch N.W. Corner of Bridge and Scribner, -11 2 111.11421 :sta-1-mica-:.4i :iz-1 1-:iz : :iz 1 1-'11 LARGE ENOUGH to have adequate facilities for printing anything from a visiting card to L1 sale bill 31 Ap, X 46 inches. SMALL ENOUGH to give concentrated person- al attention to all orders en- trusted to our cure. OLD ENOUGH to have the necessary knowl- edge, experience, and under- standing how best to serve our customers faithfully. YOUNG ENOUGH to handle each order with enthusiasm. energy, and a capacity for hard work. INTING plflw Call Cilz, 71-775 for samples of Di5tincti've Printing The Northwestern Publishing Co. Printers and Publishers 310 Leonard Street, N. W. nNear the Bridge' 1 .1 1 -11:1 .1 .1. 1- 1:1 1.1.13 34.1 1.1'g-.pigs-an-2-1-1-1