Union High School - Aurora Yearbook (Grand Rapids, MI)

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. s x.. Af ,'r-priii V f V. . , V, 'A . T . ' A 4 ' ' , -:rs .a-riff, Y H QE -if,- 1' s! if!wli f -,5g', , 1-f-5 'A' 'f jf 'f' 5' 'T' TT f-1 1 Y- :iff E f :,i4Tisff1f,. A CLOSE RACE Les Davidson Qin bed, to alarm clock as it goes off? I fooled you that time. I wasn't asleep at all. ,L-1 IN 191-I Glen Ede: I can do something that you can't do. Teacher: XYhat's that? Glen Ede: i'Grow. ...Lvl A boy of twelve years old with an air of melancholy resignation handed the following note to the teacher before taking his seat: Dear Aladamz .. Please excuse James for not being present in school yesterday. He played truant, but you need not whip him for it, as the boy he played truant with and him fell out, and he licked james: and a man they threw stones at caught him and licked him: then the owner of a cat they chased licked himg the owner of a cart they hung onto licked him. Then I licked him when I got home. after which his father licked himg and I had to give him another for being im- pudent to me for telling his father. So you need not lick him until next time. He thinks he will attend regularly in the future. ,Ll PRETTY FAST, EH? Mr. Hockstad lin history classjz Who is the president of Mexico now? LaVerne Heald: I haven't read this morn- ing's paper. ..L-l FAVORITE PASTIKIES S-miling ..... DENNIS Bftastts O-rdering . . ESTHER BOLITHO RI-esmorizing . T1-IEA DIAMOND E-vading . VERA ROBATHAN S-tudyirig . . THELAIA Lowirsxx' E-ating . . . , . EVERYBODY X-apping . , . SIDNEY LAIIIIERS I-dolizing . . CAROLINE HERRELIA O-beying . . EDMUND Dickraasox R-aving . , . . , PHYLLIS AICRAE S-ociety . .... HELEN Hrxxsox TL-.. SAFETY FIRST Rlr. Hoekstad: 'fRalph if you don't behave I'll have to send a note to your father. Snitz : You'd better not, ma's jealous. it? IX ROOM 12-I Barstis: Whats the use of washing my hands. mama: I lain't' one of those that are always raising them in school. CURE FOR BLUES Whenever you are lonesome Or just a little blue, just take a little tip from me, I'll tell you what to do. just grab your hat and place it, just so upon your bean, Then find that one stray nickel And buy a Union Nlagazine. And as you turn its pages, Surprises greet your eye. lVith such a little book as this, You'd be amazed how time will fly. Jdapied from an Exchange He never gets to the top who waits for someone to push him up. -UT AURORA ADVERTISEMENTS Say it with Flowers . . . VERLA PARK Uneeda Biscuit . . LUCILE BOGARDUS A Skin You Love to Touch, ISABEL ADAMS A Little Fairy in your House, ROBERT TooT Wear Ever . . The 1nu.rcIe.f in BfIART,S jawf Keep that School Girl Complexion . . . . . . . JIMMY DARLING Heinz 57 . . Pirlalef' QGRACE WEBB and ALTHEA NIEADE. Should'z'e .teen 'em ar IS-I2 Sl1c'f77ld1l.J They Satisfy . ED BENSON and M. Sci-ILEY Dutch Twins, ESTI-IER BOLITIIO and JACK WINCHESTER Arrow Collars . . . HAROLD TI-IEBAUD -U- Reuben Liberman to his father: Why is a pancake like the sun? Answer: Dot,s easy, it rises out of der yeast and sets behind der vest. ...U- Boss: Didn't you get the letter I sent you? NVillard Fales: Yes. I read it on both sides. On the inside it read, 'You're fired and on the envelope was printed 'Return in five days.' -U- The teacher was discussing forest conserva- tion. I don't suppose any of you ever did any- thing to conserve our forests, he said. Please sir , said Everett Cramption, I shot a woodpecker once. -U- Chuck Huwer: I am going to the hospital to be operated upon tomorrow. Ed Benson: 'WVell here's hoping every- thing will come out all right. -U- A CRUSHING TRAGEDY Bob Toot, at the second floor landing, the third hour: We are in a pickle. Sonny lfde, same place: A regular jam. Girl's voice, still same place: Heaven pre- serve us.

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. M -f 'llxl w S . ff sf 5' 2 it ,224i ' -1FjTfL2f? i-- 1-fi! f 'T fi! Les Davidson: I hear you had a quarrel with your neighbor. Yiy Halliday: Yes, she sneered at my apartments. so I knocked her Hat. -lei WITH APOLOGIES TO H. W. L. Silently. one by one In the little books of the teachers, Down go the zeros The little round zeros, For-get-me-nc-ts of the seniors. ,Ll CLOSE FIGURING Postal Clerk: Your letter just balances, Miss. if it weighed any more you'd have to put another stamp on it. Edith May jones: XIy. I'm glad I didn't sign my middle name that timef, .. U, E. Eness: Say, Miss Perrin, what kind of stoves did primitive people use? Miss Perrin: NYhy mountain ranges, of coursef, LU.. Father: Sc-n. why are you always behind in your studies? Son: So that I may pursue them, father. .. Lv, Mr. Demmon: Talk on your feet, Frankf, Dickerson: 'Z-X big subject, sir. iv, Mrs. M: 'Ll hear that your daughter is taking Domestic Science. How is she getting along? Mrs. Darling: Fine. I take it. She just said that she has made the scrub team. -L-L I stepped upon the tomcat's tail The lights were dim and lowg The cat responded with a wail, It was his tail of woe. -5, The time that you save. like the money you save, is useful only if you know how to spend it. ,U- R. De Young: 'LWhen I get to heaven I'm going to ask Shakespeare if he really wrote those plays. M. Oakes: Maybe he won't be there. R. De Young: Then you ask him. -L-,. Pupil frcadingjz She threw herself in the river. Her husband, horror stricken, rushed to the bank. Teacher: VVhat did he run to the bank for? Pupil: To get the insurance money. Once our Benny had a fit, But he soon got over it. Said it didn't hurt a bit, Because it was a Bennyfit. -U- Sid Lammers. selling books: I got two good orders from that store today. Fred Cole: IVhat were they? Sid: The proprietor told me to get out, and stay out. MUL E. Read fin search of complimentl: I was told last night that I was an awful flirt. Jaclkie fsympatheticallyjz Possibly all you need is more practice. ..U- Boss: Haven't you swept out the office yet Karl lfVest, orlice boy: No sir. Boss: Then what have you been doing the last hour? Karl: Sweeping out the dirtf' pw MU... TEN YEARS AGO hlotherz How are your marks in your studies? Elrner Lammers: I am the third smartest boy in the classf, Mother: How many boys are in your class? Elmer: Three. -U-. Truesdale: LWVhere have I seen your face before? Jimmie Mol: Where you see it now. -U- Vera: He may not be very good looking, but he has money to burn. Thea: VVell when I was out with him, I never suffered from the heat.', -U- The school board was visiting the district school. Desiring to make a good impression, the schoolmaster was asking some simple questions. Who signed the Magna Charta? he asked. Please sir, it wasn't me. said the boy. The teacher told the boy to take his seat. Call that boy back, said an old member of the board, I don't like his manner. I believe he did do it. -U.. Say, dad, remember that story you told me about how you were expelled from college? Yes Well, I was just thinking how true it is that history repeats itself.