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-.ff--H i - jg U --T -, W m -rf.,-,:. . Pi , ,ff -- - -f A ef ..:-'+- - 11. ' s fag: 'ff '-fe -2 TT-Ti Z Ili TTT 'T I -4,-T Y'-4-M A I believe that. being a freshman, I should study my lesson, :Xs an upper classman I can then go through on my own mOm6l'1U.lm. I believe Lnion High has the highest aver- age of beauty outside of my grammar school graduating class. l believe that I can easily be distinguished by my superior polish and my intellectual appearance. l believe I am the berries. LL-E ONE OF OUR DEBATERS SAID- Do you knoxv that Ireland is nine-tenths Catholic. one-tenth Protestant and the rest Episcopaliansfu XO. WE DIDN'T KNOW THAT. -5- Lou: XI'hat's the matter with that pie? Harold G.: Tain't fit for a pig and Iain't going to eat it. -L-.. Little Girl lin theatrelz Mother, when do the Indians come in? Mother: IYhy, there are no Indians in this show. Little Girl: Well, then, who scalped all the men down in the front row?,' ,ECT Little dabs of powder, Little specks of paint, Mal-Le my lady's freckles Look as though they ain't. -Er LU- Robert Toot: Don't make me laugh: I might grow fat. The Inseparables: lf you lika me and I lika you- QNO 'ifs' about itl. Myrtle Korten: Yes I swim Clike a rock, eh Myrt?J and dive flike a featherl. In fact, I'm an athletic girl. au- Young Doctor: iVhy do you always ask your patients what they have had for dinner? Old Doctor: It's a most important ques- tion, for according to their menus I make out my bills.'I -U- At the night school class, English for Foreigners ,a blank was recently handed in as follows: Name--Abraham Cherkowsky. Born-Yes. Business-Rotten. ..U- The proverb, Where there's a will there's a way is now reversed to When there's a bill we're away. Edward Johnson: Hot Dog! Five dollars for my latest book of poems. Ralph Schneider: VVho from? Ed johnson: American Express Company, they lost it. ,Ui NEWS ITEM Isaac Berovetsky, 692 Broadway, bought a horse for 31125. It was killed by a motor- car and the owner of the car paid him 35115 for the loss. Thereupon a new industry sprang up on the streets of Grand Rapids. EU.. FIFTY YEARS HENCE E. Hamilton: Were any of your boyish ambitions ever reached? lVIutt Heald: 'KYes, when my mother used to cut my hair I wished I might be bald- headed. -U- Mother asked the little one, on the oc- casion of a number of guests. Will the dessert hurt me or is there enough to go around? ,Ui Ruth Lindberg: My dog took the first prize in a cat show. Susie Tulos: I-Iow's that? R. L.: He took the cat. ,UT Willie: Pa Pa: Yes. Willie: Teacher says we're here to help othersf' Pa: Of course we are.',' Willie: Well, what are others here for? Lui HIGHER MATHEMATICS See how I can count, maman, said the four year old. There's my left foot, that's one. There's my right foot, that's two. Two and one makes three. Three feet makes a yard, and I want to go out and play in it. ..U.. Phil Wasserman stopped before a black- smith's shop on his way from school, and eyed the doings of the proprietor with interest. The smith dissatisfied with the boys curi- osity, held a piece of red hot iron suddenly under his nose, hoping to make the youngster beat a hasty retreat. If you will give me fifty cents, I'll lick it, said the boy. The smith took from his pocket fifty cents and held it out. The simple look- ing lad took the coin, licked it, dropped it in his pocket, and slowly walked away whistling. Ilia:-eva 9- :-
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