Union High School - Aurora Yearbook (Grand Rapids, MI)

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l ,.-'T 'NI' . . .1-1 .. -.-, x.. . ,' f' .,f. 7, . , ,. 4 'X .., is X -. ' , 1 Y' 1-11.5 -1 e Q ,, ' ' 7 l Y 'T ii? ' Miss Conlon: XVl1ere was Charlamagne crowned? From the rear: On his head. -U- A Frosh wandered into 129, I Thought he was having a splendid time, A Frosh was dragged out of 129, He has another think coming this time. -U- Teacher: XYhat tense do I use when I say, 'I am beautiful? Student: Past. -U- Farmers may talk of the bluebirdsg Of zephyrs the poets may sing: But a tack upright On a Hoor at night Is the sign of an early spring. -U- BY-XVORDS Rose Boersma: 'fGee, I wish we'd have an assembly. Fred Cole: f'Girls, don't bother me. Athene Barkenbiusz 'ilf he'd only- Jessie Brown: I didn't get that far. Dorothy Colver: I don't know. Edna Darling: I should think. Leona Yan Dyke: I forgot all about it. .lohn Champion: A head like a tack. Edward johnson: There's no place like home when you don't know your lesson. Miss Conlon: Oh, I'll pass out. -L--. 'lack talks, eats, plays, and dreams football. She especially likes the cheering. 'Tis said she ended her prayers the night before the Central game with: Bless pa. Bless ma, Bless Sidney Rah! Rah! Rah! -L-- 'While Charles Huwer's mother was visit- ing in Chicago, Glen Johngan called to see him. Glen johnson: XVell, how are you getting along since your mother has been gone? Charles: Finel I have reached the height of efficiency. I can put my stockings on from either end. -U- YOIQ TELL 'ERI LOU Louis Orth: Between me and my father we know everything in the world. Bill Metzger: 'fVVell then, what's a 'Pag- oda'? Lou: A Pagoda? A Pagoda? A Pagoda? -Ohl that's one that my father knows. LANGUAGE OF FLOWERS Fringed Gentian: I am going out to get a shave. Cowslip: I'll never dance with you again, you big cowl Poppy: Call me daddy, dear. Goldenrod: I hear that you have hay- fever. -U- hlr. Kennedy fafter explaining oxidation for a full periodj: Julius, what is burning? Julius, sniffing: I don't smell anything. -U- Nina hIisner: What are' you taking for your cold, Thelma? Thelma: Blake me an offer. -U- Fred De Young in barber shop: I wish I could get something for my head, but I've tried everything and nothing see ms to help. Barber: Ever try a vacuum cleaner? -U- Henry Dlugolensl-:i's father treading a letter from his son at college to motherlz Henry says hels got a beautiful lamp from boxing. hfotherz Oh, I just knew he'd win some- thing in his athletics. -U- XVife: 4'Our new maid has sharp ears. Hub: 'II notice that the doors are all scratched up around the keyhole. I -U- Judge: 'fHave you anything to offer the court before sentence is passed on you? Prisoner: No your honor, my lawyer took my last dollar. -U- POOR CLINTI It was a dark night and Clinton IfVortman was lost. Presently he saw a sign on a post. WVith great difficulty he climbed the post, struck a match and read, VVet Paint. -U- HUWER AT S0 Chuck Huwer: Fd like to work for your concern, sir. Manufacturer: Doing what? Chuck: Taking orders. Manufacturer: What experience have you had? Chuck: Been married thirty years, sir. CNuf sed.l

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