Union High School - Amican Yearbook (Union, MO)

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coach at the school, 1S perfecung a new sport rn whlch one drlbbles the ball on the ce1l1ng rnstead of on the floor The cluef problem 1S the lugh cerlrng, but Roma Mlller and Rose Mary Sreges are busy desrgning a new surtable gym for the school The school authonues are especlally proud that Bob Monzyk speech and Englrsh authorrty has consented to accept a posrtron there They also POIHI w1th prrde to Don Voss and Arnold Pope who have finally succeeded 1n crossrng prgs wrth chlckens, to get ham and eggs As we sp1n through space, we pass the new Slrmervrlle Studlo, owned and operated by Patty Klnkead and Larry Dearrng Chref patromzers are Kay Kanzler, Joan Belt, and Kenneth Krause, who model for Dana Gola and Denny Heeger Fashlons, Inc Also dedrcated to rmprovrng the appearance of humanrty are Prerre Parmentrer and Monsreur Walter Jensen who are now rn Par1s showrng therr creatron of unlque harr styles In Amerlca, the foremost ladres harr salon IS owned and operated by Marcella Boehm, rn affllratlon wrth L1ll1an Owens cosmeuc company Mrss Boehm spec1al1zes 1n stnped harr dyes lyn Berghorn We read 1n the sports column of Deanna Borgmeyer s v1ctory over LaVern Mmce meyer rn the welter welght boxrng d1v1s1on It seems that Charles Auer and Leroy Hults have been horsmg around at Churchlll Downs wrth very good results Helen Van Leer, who majored 1n Constrtutron at college, has handed down an rmportant decrsron she has sentenced Gordon Jarvrs to 24 years 1n solrtary coninement for whrstlrng at grrls Davelene Straatmann, the news photo grapher, rs completrng a book of photographs submrtted by Bob Klepper, renowned traveler, who has just returned from an Afrrcan Safarr H18 secretary, Rlta Hanneken, has complled the 4th volume of MYSTERIES of the UNIVERSE Bonnre Wecker, coffin salesman, IS sull advertlsrng U for tall trees Ronme Jones has to keep surprrsmgly young s1nce Bonnle can t frnd a tree tall enough to burld hrs coffin Next week we are expecung to hear from Dave Sorokwasz and Harvey Bell, who have been away for three years on the Plutoman expedmon They are to return w1th at least 2000 new specrmen to be sold to hunters by Bob Truel s cham of dog stores, 'I'ruel s Tra1l Trackers Suddenly everythlng becomes hazy and reluctantly our memorable look rnto the future comes to a close The farthful 8 ball 1S returned to the shelf, and the ,Tumor class resumes 1ts usual po s1uon behrnd It 30 At Louis I-Iighfill's Sudsy Soda Shop, we buy the Trans-universal newspaper edited by Caro-

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Marty Sewald Presxdent Roy Wllllams Treasurer Nelson' Federated Store - 32 - Hugh Van Seaton Vlce Presldent Alex Oscody Secretary