Union High School - Amican Yearbook (Union, MO)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY Sen1or Prophets Margaret Boland Janet Barnard Joan Doemelt, Charles Auer, and Don Voss met 1D secret seance sesslons wrth the relrable 8 ball The followlng report 15 taken from the1r notes We see G1lbert Stevens roar past 1n hrs atom1c powered rocket, called the BANKENETTE for 1ts 1ngen1ous mventor Floyd Banken W11116 Hall stlll prefers h1s Model A He cla1ms that the spaceway traffic 15 fouled up SIDCG Lt Marcella Bandermann has been d1rector Denms Casey, de s1gner of the traffic way, 1ns1sts that Mrss B could manage qu1te well 1f Dav1d Houseman would stop callrng her Red In real1ty, Dav1d rs check1ng the color of the traffic lrght Someone should refer h1m to Dr Judy Gullet, the foremost optometnst As we travel through space, we pass Janet Barnard and Margaret Boland, who have found the1r Uue purpose 1n l1fe keep1ng the skyways clean On our new expressway we come to one of the town s brlghtest n1ght spots, HOLLAND named for ILS creator, Donna Holland As our able chauffeur, Henry Hubenthal hurnes us onward, we find ourselves gaz1ng at the bnght l1ghts of Broadway wh1ch announce the umversally famous troupe of ballet dancers, 1nclud1ng such per sonalrtres as Alfred Hug, and B111 Overschm1dt In nearby Mad1son Square Garden we Fnd Lanny Walker and Ken Kampen competrng for the world werght l1ft1ng champ1onsh1p Across the conunent, Hollywood IS agog that M1ke Conley 15 takmg over for the ret1red Mr Magoo and Stag Brew Also mak1ng names 1n the enterta1nment world are debonalr Noel Shoe ardson Larry Rhoads IS ta.k1ng over Sh1rley Temple s storybook hour Ray Berger has broken E1V1S Presley s record1ng sales Number 156 on top tunes IS a duet by the Yodlers, L1nda Schaefferkoetter and Larry Bartel Thelr accompamst, Judy Iarvts, 15 adept at readlng muslc upsrde down When we go through the outsk1rts of town, many fam1l1ar names are recalled Carol Holt and Jerry Klenke have establlshed a Lonely Heart's club The1r chlef pauomzers are Mack Slsson, who has fa1led to create chemrcally Instant beaut1ful women, under 5 3 and Mary Ham, who IS look1ng for her tenth spouse At Holt's and Klenke s sat1sfact1on IS guaranteed Just ask Joan Doemelt and Erna Westermann Hendr1x who cla1m the old adage, Cheaper by the Dozen IS true The large bu1ld1ng comrng 1nto slght lS espec1ally 1mportant It IS the lnternanonallnsti tuuon of Elementary Education Through the Oh1o Psycholog1cal test, Curt Hayes has found a surtable career He 15 happ1ly teach1ng fifth grade Hrs only problem IS Larry Wuellner, Jr who g1VES fum more Uouble than any other student The pr1nc1pal, Eldo Henderson, blames It on Larry s age but Lucy Wunderhch, superxntendent of schools, thmks II stems from the head rnjurles he rece1ved 1n a rough marble game Wllh Tommy Metcalf Saundra Roberts, g1rl's 29 I 1 I Y , . . . maker, known as the second Clark Gable. A hot lip from the famous columnist Rose M. Rich- . . . , . , . . . ' ' ' 'I . ' U ll 17 I . . , . . . . , . . . .