Union Free High School - Viking Yearbook (Scandinavia, WI)

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yrs. Christiansen: All our old short-hand and typing papers - about 500 at the latest count- to be framed and put in her private museum. Mr. Dean: Pleasant dreams and plenty of sleep in contrast to the insomnia he has suffered due to our blue notes these last four years. Mrs. Rule: Two cartons of super-duper bubble qumswauthouqht maybe she'd like to Join us seeing she gets tired of seeing .gs chew gum. Chris Johnson: All the cardboard cut-outs and paper flowers from activitees of our last four years. To the Juniors: Our man-power t they need it i and our comservative ideas. To the SOphomores: Our ability to behave and to get to bed before the rooster crows. x To the Freshmen: All our devices for keeping up our pitching arm i we know they need them i and respect for the upper classmen. Sally Anderson wills her natural curly red hair to Wil- liam Berqen, so you won't be able to tell William from Wal- ter; she also wills her long skirts to Audrey Jacobson. Beverly Bergman wills her ability to get to school ear- ly to Lois Larson, hoping she makes the most of it. She also wills her ability to get A's in typing and shorthand to Mar- vin Jacobson. Eileen Erickson wills her front seat in the assembly to Leonard Moravek so Mr. Lee can keep track of him, she 2 also wills her quiet disposition to Marie Thomander. Bill Gjertson wills his good behavior in the ; assembly to Rueben Thorn and his chemistry book to David Nelson. Gene Gudmandsen wills his ablity to keep his car run- ning to Henry Jensen, and his love for the Chevrolet to Sven Carlson. Julian Mork wills his ability to net the car to Donald Peterson and his heiwht to LeeWayne, so he can play center next year on the basketball team. Barbara Nottleson wills her shoea i size 9 AAAAA l to

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In the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and fifty------ We, the rude ruminants of sailors of the Union Free Ship. after completing one voyage and apt to be going up the riter on our next voyage, having rid ourselves of excess baggage, declared by our doctors to have full control of our six senses- smell, touch, taste, sight, sound, and common sense- we, the half-century sailors, hereby make our last will and testimony and bequeath.to the following: Mr. Lee: A periscope, in case he happens to be wearing sqeaky shoes, and if he happens to have a bad case of squeaky shoes, we will him 100 gallons of lubricating oil tto keep them well soaked.l Miss Peterson: A carload of kleenex and a bottle of vicks vapor rub in case she shouldn't take that trip to Florida in the next ten years and a floor-mat for outside her English room door. Mr Christiansen: A record to be played before every class, Pack up your Troubles in your old Kit-baa, and Smile, Smile Smile , and about 50 worn-out baseballs t they take 200 darninz yarn.l

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A. anyone who can wear them and her ability in mathematics to Keith Caldwell. Violet Olson wills her front seat in the assembly to Eugene Nyqaard and her love for dancing to Rodger Eckhardt. Vivian Olson wills her room on second to anyone ; who wants it and her ability to sit still in the assembly to Donna Snyder. Kermit Taylor wills his love for Chemistry H to Arlio Bartel and his amicable disposition to Marjorie Gjertson. Doris Thompson wills her diamond to Judy Jorqeson and her coed housekeeping to the boys on third floor. Lulu Thompson wills her pencils to David Nelson and her job of helping the freshmen boys with mathematics to Donna Snyder. Royal Wasrud wills his ability as a drummer to Louise Thompson and his love for the girls to Rollo Taylor. Sally and Barbara will their ability to set out. of locked buildings to Donna and Anna. Bill and Kermit will their noon hour teteia tete's to William and Walter. Eileen and Beverly will their ability to get their work done to the junior boys. The Senior Class as a whole wills its varied -ab111ties to whomever is worthy of them and as a conclusion ' here's hoping the underclassmen make the seniors of '50 their shin- ing example. We hereby appoint our lawyer, I. M. Crooked, as sole executor of this, our last will and testament. Sianed, Class of '50