Union Free High School - Viking Yearbook (Scandinavia, WI)

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Freshman: Please, mama, let me go out tonight. Soohomore: May I go out tonight? The show is over at ten. Junior: 13m going out tonight, Dad. Senior: Good night, folks; I'll bring in the milk. Traffic Officerz- Hey, what's the idea? Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Phyllis Petersonze Certain1y I did, and if you try it again I'll report you. Georgy Porgy, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them sigh. When the boys came out to play, The girls hung around. DEAR BILL: With so many dances coming up, I feverishly searched my weary mind to think of some small hints of etiquette that might in some unknown way help the students with their problems. First of all, for the boys. Kids, when you ask the girl of your dreams tor nightmares, as the case might bei, there are certain thin 8 you must remember. This, of course, is for the few ttoo few? boys who actually do ask for dates. You must be gentle, kind, and obviously anxious when you make your request. ?ce a soft, dramatic voice, a smooth technique and romantic uialog. Something like, Hey, you, let's go to the dance. I'm treatin'. After a sentimental offer like that,what girl could r fuse? And, my darlings, sometimes it is a mistake to be too, too gallant on the dance floor. For instance, when your date quite evidently steps on your toe donit beg her pardon. She'll probably say, VIt's my fault, which you will deny, and the situation soon turns into a battle royal. Now, girls, when accepting a date, I realize that itis hard to keep calm. But do make an attempt to remain with at least one foot on the ground, and not make a flying leap at the boy, espeCu ially if he's a football player, he might forget and think you're a Keppel lineman, and you'd have to dance with two broken legs. And it's perfectly silly to fill his pockets with your poses- Sions. After all, all he could be expected to carry would be your bare essentials, lipstick, rouge, powder, mascara, eyebrow pencil, eye shadow, powder puff, comb, bobby pins, mirror, change, safety pins, fountain pen, autograph 1Took, a few photographs, and your house key. I think anything else is Just a definite rudeness and lack of courtesy.

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Phyllis Peterson wills her ability to cut dents into new cars to Qoris Eveneon. Her quick temper she wills to Tubby II ' . Henry Wilkins wills his trigonometry course to anyone that thinks he can handle it. Preferably Curtis Peterson. His k rmonica he leaves to Beverly Bergmano T0 Julius we will all his tools that we have borrowed and our roility to throw axes in the furance. Also wn lnavn him all the dried out Daner towels. To the Physics donartment we will our nin hole cameras. To the ghost world of sccond and third, Jorgens, Bestul and Morn nromise peace and quiet in tha future evenings. To Art Lee Bestul wills his Campus Echo auron. To the students of future years we will our dreams of a new gym in hopes that they might not all be in vain. To all car drivers in and around this vicinity we will our high regards for our school camnus, esnecially in the snring. We hereby annoint our school clerk, J.M. Bestul , as sole executor of this. our last will and testament. In witness thereby we set our hanas aha seal this twenty-cighth day of May, nineteen hunared and forty-seven. , Signed vanj ., Mm 1y yaw g 4 AMA 4' f O ' jfghji ?M Zimh ?wzfX 1,3,1 Agv z'i i r? p jtflyo' xbf f' 6,wa f WW4 . 3f . wig. K W Q7144, WK avmzziflxjfgwi

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