Union Endicott High School - Thesaurus Yearbook (Endicott, NY)

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Twenty Walter Windless Presents Good afternoon Master and Miss North and South Endicott! This is your raving reporter. Walter Windless, with the high lights about today's top celebrities. Flash! Harry James plans to turn over his band in the near future. Probable prospects are Arlene Hood, who wants to keep it an all-boy band, and Don Span- genburg. who hopes to employ only girls. Both are noted for their hot licks in Dixie- land swing. At Madison Square Garden Bob Hood is on the rough road to success as the fea- tured rider. Dick Tracy ages twenty years as he hears that Norman Bones replaces “Vitamin Flintheart.” Miss Shirley How- ard made her debut last night in “Dick’s Other Wife.’’ Yvonne “The Woman” Collins and Martha “The Shape” Scho- field appear on the cover of this week’s “Don’t Look Now.” Flash! Bill Irving has stolen Gene Krupa’s place at the drums. Bowling fans are agog over the coming battle of Jim Fargo versus John “Kelly” Kelemecz. Broadway finds a new star in Marjorie King. From Endicott comes word that a well- known red-head named Fern has decided to settle down and wait for you know whom. Informed sources report that Julia Seversky has bought out Harris’ lunch. Antonette Lippolis confirms the statement. Evelyn Johns hits high m-m-m at the Met. Lois Watson’s rapid delivery has landed her a spot on the Hit Parade where she will replace a well-known auctioneer. Flash! Pilot Dick Standish and co- pilot Howard Stever of Flystraight Air- lines brought their plane through a ter- rific storm to land at La Guardia Field to- day. They were forced to jettison their The Union-Endicott Tiger stewardess. Ann Sulich. over the Pennsy- vania mountains. Don’t miss the playing of Norma Ter- willegar and Ernest Thompson at Stolfi’s Rendezvous under the direction of Stasty- shyn. It has the box office returning the money. The Templeton Club struck pay dirt when it signed up “Rocky” Stone, who horns in with the best, and the new boogie sensation. Alida Tait. Clayton ‘ Billy Pierce” Titus nomin- ates for baseball’s immortals the fan out kings. Everett Swagler and Bruce Bowen. New faces on Broadway department. “Pep” Stulir and Fred Zweig looking over the crowds. Esther Mae Swartz, highly reputed beautician, will give any one a new face. Carmen Gradala reported quite content with her own And no wonder! MEMORIALS - - - (Continued from Page 4) it cannot be just an American peace, or a British peace, or a Russian, or a French, or a Chinese peace. It cannot be a peace of large nations—or of small nations. It must be a peace which rests on the coopera- tive effort of the whole world. “It cannot be what some people think— a structure of complete perfection at first. But it can be a peace and it will be a peace, based on the sound and just principles of the Atlantic Charter—on the concept of the dignity of the human being—and on the guarantee of tolerance and freedom of religious worship.” People of the World! If you can build such a monument of peace, its greatness will lift it above mere human effort and make it a memorial touched and sanctified by Divine Wisdom. Vincent Vetrano '45

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The Union-Endicott Tiger Nineteen At the end of a long, hard winter, the staff finds the produce of its victory garden reaching an end. fully as hard to bear. But with the coming of a new planting season, the Tiger sows its crop and the fall will bring a new harvest. Corn, it's true, but home grown. Needless to say. at this time of year, most of this is canned. As Don Pedro said after his ninth pro- posal had been refused by a young senor- ita “Long time no si!’' As the magician sawed the woman in half, he said casually. “Now. ladies and gentlemen, after the young lady has been severed, her brains will be given to a med- ical school and the rest will be thrown to the dogs.” Just then a deep voice from the balcony interrupted: “Woof, woof!” And then the little boy yelled at the umpire. “Your head can have that ivory look in just twelve days!” Mr. Gillespie (to the basses) : “Come, now. A rich, beefy tone.” The basses: “Mm-mm-oo-oo-o-o-o!” Teacher: “Have you done your outside reading?” B. Pezzolla: “No, it’s raining.” U.E. Hit Parade “Headed for the Last Roundup”—The Seniors. “Somewhere A Voice Is Calling”— Seven A. M. “How Dry I Am”—Latin. “Let Yourself Go”—Three thirty-five. “It Must Be Jelly”—The Homemaking Boys. “Hot Time in the Town of Berlin”— Time Was. “I'll Get By”—Unprepared Student (Name your own favorite). “Time Waits for No One”—Study Hall. “Sentimental Journey”—Wilma Hill. “I'm Beginning to See the Light”— Marg Argust in trig class. Salute to U.-E. Hail all hail, to dear U.-E. We get books and learning all for free. Yes. I love you. alma mater. I love you like a loving daughter. (Isn’t this fierce?) It was here I took three years of history And to me it’s still a mystery. Oh. I love you. alma mattah. In fact I love you quite a lotta. (This gets no better.) You taught me all I know of English. I got a basis but not the finish. It may be that I’ll be a debater, To prove my love for alma mater. (We warned you.) I’ll take a job and go to work. And from my duty never shirk. But if my salary gets much fatter. It’s thanks to you. dear alma mater. (Thanks, friends.)

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T wenty-one The Union-Endieott Tiger OPPORTUNITY - ■ - ( Continued from Page 3) before enrolling while others depend on summer employment to give them a back- log. The way is there. What is needed is the will. Many young men and women today are receiving an excellent education at govern- ment expense. A majority of them have expressed the intention to continue their training after their release from the serv- ice. To this end the G. I. Bill of Rights was formulated and passed. Already a large number of former U.-E. students have signified that they expect to return to school to complete their interrupted education. Plans have been made for an addition to the present building so that greate facilities may be made available to them. Opportunity lies in education. Make the most of it! GORDON’S Photograph Studios 2 3 Washington Ave. Phone 414 HONESTLY. YOU SHOULD BE IN OUR SHOES! Endicott Shoe Co. 31 WASHINGTON AVE. First in Fashion — First in Value LANES WOMENS WEARING APPAREL 16 Washington Ave. Endicott. N. Y. Phone 356 QUALITY DRUGS — ECONOMY PRICES HAMLIN’S Red Cross Drug Store 59 Washington Ave. Endicott, N. Y For Good Hot Dogs. Hamburgs and Barbecue Stop at Fred's Sandwich Shop TARRICONE BEAUTY SHOP ALL KINDS OF BEAUTY WORK Permanent Waves a Specialty 4 Madison Ave. Phone 1 5 26 Endicott. N. Y.