Union Endicott High School - Thesaurus Yearbook (Endicott, NY)

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THE UNIO N-E NDICOTT TIGER 17 Maximum of Mellowness: ‘ A Penny Ser- enade as rendered by Warski, Long, West- gate, Panero, Caiozzo, Tewkesberry, Water- man and Phipps in that May chapel program. Norma Brown, honor stude of the senior class, has shipped her heart south to a lad in Georgia, so ’tis said. Just a heartless female as far as U-E boys are concerned. 9 Too late to qualify. In spring a young man’s fancy, etc.” I wonder if the increased number of couples promenading our halls is due to Spring or just stuff? A challenge to woman. Where is your gumption? Since boys insist on wise-cracking about the outlandish hats the ladies are wear- ing, why has there not been some protest aga;nst those fancy-fringed hairchops U-E lads are featuring? . . . (Paid advertisement of the V. P. L. (Vimen's Protest League) local GGSl). Product of the mind (?) of Ed. Grant Johnson: Hi diddle diddle The cat and the fiddle The cow jumped over the moon . . . Beef must have been sky high that year. ♦ ♦ ♦ Bill Clune, advocate of that old-fashioned dance—the Shag,” comes through with the prize boner on an English paper. By some slip of the pen, human beings” came out human beans” when wee willie wrote it. Phyllis Martin, diminutive cutie, embar- rassed no end when a nice policeman, seeing that she was having trouble crossing the Avenue, took her by the hand and assisted her across in a most fatherly manner. Our nomination for the crack of the year: Spanky” Heichemer had been unusually active” in chemistry class and Mr. Forbes was reaching the boiling point. Suddenly he whirled on Spanky” and said, From now on I’m going to call you the Sanka Kid. ’Ya know why?” No, why ?” Because you’re like Sanka coffee; you have 90of the active part of the bean removed!” « ,{( The fellows of 114, resolving that some- thing should be done about the ‘‘grand larceny” in that room, held a trial in which Bad Boy” Berkbeiser was convicted of sivtching a candy- bar from defenseless Mitchell Olenski. It’s about time that the ‘‘little guy” in U-E got a break. There is a grave question to be considered according to some wag—“Will Anne Steele the Young’s heart?”—meaning of course William Young. (Pardon the pun; we know its a low form of huma.) . . . Gotta go back to the dog house. S’long. FOR YOUR SPRING PAINTING and PAPERING Phone 1406 or Visit Union Wall Paper Paint Store 104 E. Main Street GARDEN SEEDS and PLANTS H. B. Davis IS THE PLACE TO BUY WHITMAN’S CANDY KEMPS SALTED NUTS DEYO ICE CREAM ill Endicott New York Phone 2094 and 702 PEZZULLA’S PRESS on the North Side of Endicott Since 1922 EFFECTIVE, ECONOMICAL PRINTING 215 O’Dell Ave. Endicott We Make It So Easy to Have Your Children Proud of Their Own Home! FINE NEW HOMES FOR AS LITTLE AS $500 DOWN PAYMENTS AS RENT VALLEY REALTY CO. Phone 1575 106 E. Main St. Endicott

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16 THE UNIO N-E N D I C 0 T T TIGER U-E NOTES By Puppy Scenes for retakes: Jane Sutton, glamour gal of the Avenue set, dropping her dignity as well as her sox to go wading “in the idtly bitty pool” like the Three Little Fishes. . . . Mary Lou Sweet stopping a well-aimed stone with her head. It was thrown by “Chubby” Emmons, a F (R) IEND from Lingo. + Pete Tras, once writer of these scrihblings, going off the deep end over petite and pretty Theresa Iacovelli. Look for ’em at the Senior Prom! . . . And as someone put it, “It ain’t Alexander's Confectionery Walters Laundry 530 North St. Phone 573 Making Good------------- The margin between success and failure is a narrow one. It is measured by a single word — THRIFT . You are invited to bank that margin here and assure you success. Endicott Trust Company Endicott National Bank Union Trsut Company Members Federal Reserve System Federal Deposit Insurance Corp. for fiddle strings that Jean Bowen takes those daily trips to Mario George’s music store.” Ailsa Plain, with typical English wit, won- ders aloud if those daring red trousers which Lewis Luddy was seen wearing are a by-prod- uct of his days as a fireman. The answer: Yes, they are fashioned in that color in order to eliminate the use of the siren and bell on fire trucks. Nursery in a nutshell: Simple Simon Met a pieman Going to the fair . . . Gosh that Whalen guy will get everybody to New York. Quoth Frank Gyidik, narrowly missing a pedestrian who had darted in front of his car, “That's the way they make angels, honey chile’.” John Vincenee and Steve Hercek, athletes extraordinary, boastfully asserting their skill at marbles. . . . No column at this time would be complete without including the worthy president of the senior class, John Kvasny; they don’t come better. . . . “Dimples” Aquilio beefing loudly about the freckles which the summer sun brings out on her nose. Them an’t freckles, that’s just a mottled sun-tan. ♦ The 119 “toughies” challenge any girls’ homeroom softball team to a contest. (Apply to Vernal Lane, Manager) . . . Boy, there’s a bunch of daring young men. John (don’t touch my hair) Zimbaro pains- takingly pushing his wraves in place prior to venturing through the halls. . . . John Hama- rich, sw'asbuckling husky, making the walls move back as he strolls through the corridor. . More poetry: by Barbara (Glook) Johnson: Hi-yo silverware; Tonto lost his underwrear. “Ugh,” said Tonto, “me no care; Tonto buy another pair.” The Chic Shop SMART DRESS SHOP Phone 148 115 E. Main St. Carros Home Bakery LUNCHES and BAKED GOODS Grade ‘A’ Materials Used in All Baked Goods 111 Nanticoke Ave.

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18 THE UNIO N-E N D I C 0 T T TIGER Shirley's Style Shop HOSIERY, LINGERIE, WEDDING and EVENING GOWNS 6 Washington Ave. Endicott For the NEWEST in SPORT CLOTHES tor SPRING SHOP KLINE'S LEVINSON’S HEADQUARTERS FOR SPORT CLOTHING for MEN and BOYS 50 Washington Ave. 1500 North St. FROM A BUSINESS FRIEND GOOD LUCK to the U-E STUDENTS B R 0 T A N ' S U-E STUDENTS “It Shall Be Done!” BEN HANSEN CHEVROLET CO. 3 Grant Ave. Phone 1148 For COMPLETE GREATER ENDICOTT N - E - W - S Read The Endicott Daily Bulletin Transradio Press Service Provides World wide News Coverage COMPLIMENTS OF BURT'S DEP'T. STORE U-E DISPLAYS STRENGTH ON LINKS, DIAMOND ANI) TRACK Although baseball at U-E has always been outrivaled by the more rugged sport of fool- bali, the grand old American game still holds its own as witnessed by the number of candi- dates who responded to Coach Ty Cobb’s first call this season. In the opening games it appeared evident that the Orange and Black was a slugging outfit, blasting three Johnson City High School hurlers off the mound to the tune of 16-5. From a large group of prospects, Stan Lucas, “Fats” Budney and Gontesky looked most promising as pitchers, with Ketchuck and Zakari catching. Other members of the team include: first base. Tony Bilck; second, Kolodzej: shortstop, Durish; third, Macek or Colburn; fielders, Atkinson, Gugger, Springer, Walter. At the time of this writing games are scheduled with Ithaca, Oxford, Newark Valley, and both Binghamton Central and North High schools. Track: U-E cinder-scuffers popped the lid off the 1939 season by an encouraging 81V6- 22 Vs victory over Binghamton North at En-Joie oval. Although Coach Parkhurst has lost several of last year’s stars, a number of new hopefuls have sprung up to replace them. Frances (Frisco) Wright, veteran half- miler, is expected to better his last year’s performance. Curtis (Annie) Oakley is back again running the 200-yard hurdles, as is Zaluski in the pole-vault and high jump. Lanky Bob Atwood, a senior, stars in the high and broad jumps. Comparatively inexperienced boys who have displayed hopeful tendencies in track include: Harry Gransky, 200-yard hurdles; Allen Love joy in the 100-yard dash; Dick Downes and Val Chepleff in the 220; Pete Hover and Max Constable, two little-gants in the grueling quarter-mile; half-mile, Allie Zanni and Joe Scelsi; Stew McDonald, Howard Doolittle and Bob Bradley in the mile grind; Gransky, Mazur, Downes, and Oakley in the 800-yard relay. The field events are hung up with the following gaining points for U-E: discus— Herceg, Fiorelli, Greene; shot put—Popelka, Fiorclli and Kuracina; pole vault—Zaluski and Greene; high jump—Atwood, Ciganek, Zaluski and Sturtevant; broad jump—Atwood and Lovejoy. Meets are slated for Binghamton North, Elmira, the Invitation meet at Utica Free Academy (where U-E will defend the title which they copped last year), the Tri-Cities meet at En Joie, and the Southern Tier meet at Ithaca. Golf: The U-E golfers appear to be an unbeatable bunch, judging from their opening exhibitions against Binghamton Central and (ConUnued on Next Page)