Union City Area High School - Anvil Yearbook (Union City, PA)

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Bruce Pieper has taken the place of the famous Al Jolson. The latest hit tune he put on sale is Muddy Mississippi . Good luck, Bruce. - Ronald Harris and Neil Stone, Gerald Laird, still playing the same old game of football are now playing in the large stadium in Naples, Italy. Their motto is We win or we lose for good old do-rae-me. It is said each has an estimated amount of S10, 000 after each game they win or lose. Recently returning from the most dense Africa, the little round church on the corner is very happy to have as their speakers, Loretta Kozy, Janet Vanderpool, and Lucile Hegnar, each of these girls have been in Africa for the past five years teaching the natives new ways. Eric Gay and his secretary Dora Geer are now trying to flee from the U. S. after a series of bank hold-ups. With them is his handy boy Pete Roger Bisbee. They are flying with two hundred million dollars counterfeit money. Julia Zazac and Mary Ann Howland can nowbe seen in their latest movie, The House With No Door. Leading man and director is Edwin Courtright who is trying to find a door for the girls. Barbara Michel for president, Michel for president. These famous words have been echoed over the years by her newsboy husband Jack Venard. This year 1972, under the supervision of her agent Majory Sedmina, Barbara won. President of the Street Cleaners Society under the direction of Annabel Rockwood of Streets and Highways, Inc. Nancy Long recently bought Alice gl .Toe's Lunch. Her chef is Frank Haskins. Stop in and see Nan's Hash House. Has all over hours of the day or night. Recently divorced is Charles Mosher, ex-heavy weight boxer, from his famous dancing wife, Margaret Chapin, who has been married five times before. Margaret will soon marry Wilmer Laird, the millionaire lingera. Donald Edwards just returned from France. His business was to distribute hair oils to all the lands. This was given to him by Majory Sedmina and Annabel Rockwood. Mary Ann Maguire is the headpopping waitress at Long's Pop-Pop Beanery. So pop in sometime when you don't have anything else to do. Tom Layden can always be found at Julia Zajac's all time of the night. Tom, is it the job she has, the money, or her mother's cooking? Let us guess. Majorie Sedmina and her husband, Charles Thorne, can be found anytime at all in Alaska. They are trying to improve his business selling skis and ice skates.

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