Unicoi County High School - Nolichucky Yearbook (Erwin, TN)

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45112 Jfinlitbutky f- fir- 'FW 5542 ' x I w 3-5, I 43 ti -1 pl Ae., 7 A-'IJ X M.R.B. Judge- Mr. Weaver, why did you strike the telegraph operator? Weaver- Well yer honor, it was just like this: I handed him a telegram for my girl, and he started in reading it. So I up and handed him one. Proud Mother- He's getting on so well at schoolg he learns French and Alge- bra. Now Bobbie says How d, ye do to the lady in Algebra. Haskett and Ralph were puzzling their brains to invent a new game. At last Ralph said, I know, Haskett, let's see who can make the ugliest face. Aw, go on,', was the reply. Look what a start you've got. Mr. Higgins- Who signed the Magna Carta? Basil- It wasn,t me. Higgins- Aw take your seat. Skeptical member of school board-Here, call him back. I don't like his man- ner. I believe he did do it. Inspector- Miss Wattenbarger, have you any abnormal children in your classes? Miss Wattenbarger- Yes sir, I believe I have-two of them have good man- ners. Mr. Vance- Wade, why are you taking this course? Wade- Er-well, because I am very fond of the subject, it gives one a new insight into the problems which-er-I'm called upon to meet in everyday life. It has been an inspiration to me. lNIr. Vance-- Very good. Now, Mr. Weaver, you tell one. Page Sixty-nine

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