Underwood High School - Log Yearbook (Underwood, IA)

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fJidJ1'J'If.c..f Goff, It seems Nr Doller has taken up the fine occupation of a Banker e is now learning to make some s all change for future necessities They say it's quite an art e fox 'now how! Well what an interestin picture before us! We see Leo Paul Brewer the old 'Hiomies 'ittle man of Underwood Pigh He has just been advan ced to President of the Bonehead Brewers Bug A Boo Britches Co and is also the new owner of the Ford anufacturlng Company We find Hans Christensen running an old maid's hone The only re quirement is that they have one foot in the grave and one on the battlefield And la t but not least, we find oar old Bt Knowlton busily en gaged in traveling from door to door as a Fuller Brushman We're wondering what ever becare of the S25 a day he was supposed to have been able to acquire through a high school education and the 3100 day by going to college? By the way, he has invented a new type ofhard rubber trolsers very annoying to hungry neighborhood dogs' And now on our television set the Class of 'SO are sending out all the luck and Best Wishes for the future to the Glass of 9 r r- n r I r' W ..... A U U A- 0 H . m . -v-f-1 1 Q Y Ulv. t xx . E 5 . . - ll ' . . m s . . . . . s v Su . - A r 1 a V . ILL .