Underwood High School - Log Yearbook (Underwood, IA)

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5 6 I C. LASS WILL - CONLI Article XXIV I, Bobb Dean Sweedler, bestow upon Gary Hansen, my musical talent. Keep blowing Gabby. Article XXV We, Dale Herrick and Ella Marie Thomas, will our noted differences in size to Irene Brummer. PROPHEC Y As we turn the dial on our 'Vicha Voocha Abracadabran television set, which records sound and vision 20 years into the future,-we touch the magic dial to see the old class of 'MQ once more. nCome one come all, see the greatest muscle man in the world,'comes from the sound projector and as we look down the list of the class of 'LQ we cannot imagine who it could be, but as we look closer, we re- cognize Melvin Dunblazier the number one muscle man -in the world be- cause of his own invention of nMagnetic, Melt-in-your-mouth Muscle Pills ' By his side we see his robust wife wno has taken a modified version of his muscle pills and to our amazement is none other than th Mary McDonald My' Who is this gorgeous peach who is continually flashing on the screen? Why, it is Miss Taylor and we must say that the bathing suit she made from the cotton out of an aspirin bottle is very becoming Slowly we turn the dial and who should come into View but Harold Shar and Donna Jensen sitting before a bathtub fishing for goldfish t seems a Fuller brush man was trying to sell them some brushes Evi dently he made a sale because he left two baby bottle brushes behind Once more we touch the magic d1al and the sound of thousands of people comes to us It's a football game and Bob Johnson, all Ameri can quarterback of the undefeated nUnderwood Baby Buggy Bumper Manu facturing Company's professional football team, has just come onto the field wearing diapers before 200,000 rapid raving Underwood fans The reason for this teams undefeated record is that their coach is Hrs Mulvihill and because of her fine coaching has put so much vigor E-H vim into the team that they have walked away with all the trophies As the band wriggles onto the field playing the Sabre Dance, we are utterly astounded to see Mr Bush directing his all girl orchestra and playing a licorice stick at the same time As we turn off the television set we pick up the newspaper and notice a particularly interesting advertisement which reads nwhich twin has the Toni?n and posed under this lettering sit Leland and oyd Christiansen Turning the next page the headlines read 'GYPSY ROSE LEE sueing ss Joyce E Grubb for infringing upon her business Looking down the page we see the latest picture shows announced One that especially interests us is the one reading nThe Biggest Hit On Broadway starring Betty Pendgraft Io increase ln admlssion As we read on, e see that the great American scientist, Dick Miller has just received the Nobel Prize for scientlfically rescuing his wife Pat Myers from the svirling vaters of the bathtub No de 's f m,,,l M-,-L 4 .ly Liv 4 fii 1 is 'r A l W I 1. M 'mi 1 31 ql it WrW.kVKMl 1 P.. ln Vik!! MINJLIU k!l.AllMMJ A AIJAQM I 1 1 , u . '. Ru ' ' . Q . . ..... :L I bl Q il..2 ............. ' 1 . - L 4 , O .. .. 1 nf 9 ' 5 I . fl ....-.-- , A O 5 9 . , 0 4 - eg Ll . - n Mi . - . . ' 1 ,, , . . . L . - w .- 3 .-...-. . .' I o ' ,Tv -2' H v I fy- 'I-J , . .-1 , Y V.:-:Q 1- . , ,, , . , ,,, .,, , , ,WY ,ww YW v v V J ' A'-F-' ' K 1 ----' AJ- --- -1-'-'-L +A -L-LH V - - Y '14 . , '. ,..- '. ,. 1 ,1.'..': ,f.-LK. L zvtad- fzgsxtznu ' .. X.:.l,'.' J: 2.4 V ,a-.,'. ,,y-gag-,Q-j ' , I I 4 , 2 - 5