Unadilla High School - Cardinal Yearbook (Unadilla, NE)

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fl CLASS WILL ff- si ' T We the senior class of Nineteen Hundred and Fifty Three of the City of Unadilla, the County of Otoe and the State of Nebraska, being of sound mind, memory, and body do make, ordain, publish, and declare, this to be our lest will and testament. SHIRLEY S: Wills her height to wretha Isaacs, her looks to Colleen, her jeep to Mr. Munoz, her personality to Rosella, her abilitytn drive a car to Joey Chitwood, and her ability to play volleyball to Louisa. DAN S: wills his brains to Louisa, his ability to play basketball to Larry Goering, his looks to Ivan B., and his attentiveness in class to Roger K. SHIRLEY K: Wills her figure to Colleen B., her hair to Shirley I., and her voice to Mr. Epp. She also wills Billy Holshher to Patty K. HOLLY K: Wills his freckles to Larry Bartling, his big feet to Larry Halverson, his whiskers to Junior Schultz, and his weight to Jane L. ROSITA B: Wills her blue eyes to Shirley I., her ability to flirt to Jenny H., her voice to a Mickey Mouse Cartoon, and her laugh to Dale I. JACK C: Wills his curly hair to Lee H., his cuteness to Ivan B., his ability to play basketball to Larry G. He also wills Carolyn to QWDJQ JOHN I: Wills his shyness to Gerald M., his good looks to Orville, his quietness to Roger, and his brains to the whole Junior Class. LEE C: Wills his height and width to three people--Larry H., Larry B., and Junior S., his ability to get along with everybody to Rosella C., and his sense of humor to all the dead heads of U.H.S. MARLIN C: wills his hair to Ivan, his height to Sluggo so he will be tall, dark, and handsome, and his car to Roy Le ka. In conclusion for the betterment of U.H.S. and class policy, we leave our ability to get along with the teachers to the sophomores, our abil- ity in all sports to the four classes next year, our attentiveness and good behavior in class to the freshmen, our supremacy in the school to the juniors, and our way of getting out of trouble to anyone that needs it.

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-ij.-,, A-..llg X3 P12oPHt, i CI.-A5 , ine 'recustins class of l9j5 decided to hsve their class ores- iuent, Den Jtilwell, look un the class members in l0 years. So in this the year of l965, Dan it not married to the forxer Joyce His, and is the father of two lovely children, Emerson who is 5, end Yfmie 4, Cnated after Yrs. Eisenhowerl. He was teaching his distinjuishcd psy- cholosy class at U.H.3. '.'.' hen he decided it was setting about time he started looking up his former classmates. To he dismissed school for 0 few days and started on his way. He jumncd into his Cadilfordolds- huickmohile which has Pontiac wheels and Plymouth hubcans. Kthis vehicle was hnown es c bus ten years neo! and started out. We stonned off at the Holscher Transcontinental Truekline where the former Shirley Kremer is now living with her husband, Bill, in th ir smell fifty five roof nsnsion. Ten little red heircf brats storscd over the car, but Shirlev soon had thinis under control and introduced her flock to Den, they were--Hill Jr. l Hichnrd 2, Ellis 5, nllen 4, Hyrtle 5, Bessie 6, Carol 7, Nenneth 5, Patricia 9, and Ifrv Tou 10. After 2 little nersuedin? Shirley decided Bill would tfhe cere of the Kids, so she hosoed in and they were on their way. The next ston was the John lsnses Dsiry Worn, Cthe old Floyd lsrncs fernl. John is now married to the former Audrey Cloyd, and thev hsve six little milkini nrchines. They ere--Kohn Jr., Jackie Jr. fthe? ore twins 6 years oldl, Tlfine 5, Billie l, and Iiriun 7 months. They dccided the only wav John could leave wss if thev nll not busy nilrins the fifty three cows. gudrey ernlsined to then thrt Tohn wcs sentinentsl snd wanted to remember the Veer he jredunted in. John forced it would he elricht to lecve the lfst seven for his milkins nschines to finish, so hc nieked un the suitcese that Qndrey hed neck- ed while the rest were Wilkins and horned into the car. Ther then headed for Lincoln to find Vrs. Kent Kroner fformer Rositv sertlinsj, hositc is President of iestern Electric. They have no children of their own beceuse Rosite n-de c resolution in '55 that she would hnve no children, but es Kent seid P hone wnsn'ta home without children they adopted a set of little African twins, Glendora and Ronnie who are L. They live in a two room mansion because they both think it is foolish to have more room than you need. Rosita de- cided to let Kent take over while she was gone, and we were New York City bound. Lee Clark who is now married to the former Elaine Ander- son lives in this small suburb of Unadilla, our old home town. We were then told that Lee Clark was on stage with the Shrine Circus. He was employed as the thin man. As we rang the buzzer Elaine answered and we knew at once that we were at the right place. When we went in we were surprised to see Lee with four children on his lap, and to top it off we could hardly see Lee because he had lost so much weight. He weighed a mere eighty pounds. On the way to New York we saw a sign in the middle of the highway saying, 'The World's Heavyweight Champion, Marlin Callaway, was to wrestle the Mighty Atlas in Madison Square Garden at 6:00 P.M.' It was now 5:00 P.M. We then phoned the police and had a police escort to New York City to see this great exhibition. After Marlin had won the match we went to his dressing room and surprised him. He had an- other match scheduled for the next morning but he told Marilyn Monroe, his wife, she could take care of his opponent and went with us.