Umatilla High School - Bulldog Yearbook (Umatilla, FL)

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SENIOR PROPHECY Sitting in my hotel suite in Lexington, Kentucky, after receiving the international award for the finest line of race horses in the world, I, Tobie Wiygul, started to think of my old senior class, better known as The Class of Champions. Naturally Leslie Kenyon comes to mind first because of the fine Morgan Stables he now owns. He is known worldwide as the man that sits tall in the saddle. Then there is Margaret Ann Sewell, winner of the National Award for dressing a steer in the shortest length of time over 500 other contestants. Herbert Babb, who has helped us all so much with our news bul- letins, has given big coverage on his worldwide newscasts. His interviews with professional basketball players Mickey Carter and J. L. Kicklighter and pro football players Melvin and Bang Collins were wonderful; just the right touch of sentimentality about the good old days. In my reminiscing, I go back to that wonderful night a few years ago when so many of us gathered in the House of Garris, owned by Mary Kay Garris, to hear Jimmy Daugherty and Jane Coates sing the lead in the famous opera, Claudia, written and directed by the famous concert pianist, Claudia Cal- laway. There was Glynda Lee Bertine and Linda Lou Graham dressed in their finest creations from the House of Lee-Lou, located in Altoona. Everyone arrived in cars, but John Ed Smith on one of his tractors - the world's finest model, air-conditioned with power drive. Lomax Sasser and Steve Rigdon were there wearing their crowns. They had just received them for being the oeauugest Beatniks. juliette Wingfield came surrounded by security guards from her atomic plant as no chance could be taken with the safety of the world's leading atomic scientist. It was then that Buddy Turner arrived carrying his shortwave radio set, saying he couldn’t leave it at home. (He was expecting a message from China ). That night we all ate at Doodles, New York's leading restaurant, owned by Doodles Seabrook. He has a worldwide line of restaurants and has just bought out all the Howard Johnsons in the U. S. I heard for old time's sake that he used only Miller Trucks (owned by Lloyd Miller) to do his trucking. The floor show that night was directed by Myrle Bubbles Daniels, and featured Kathie Cutie Keel and Susie-woosie Phelps, who had just returned from a command performance in England. Well, I have reminisced long enough. Now back to reality. I am surrounded by some of my classmates. Take Mickey Holsworth, for instance. He keeps my stables in good repair with mate- rials from his hardware store. It covers 10 blocks and is 6 stories high. Most of his deliveries are made with Carol Ann Holt at the wheel of the truck. Incidentally, she has just won the award of the world's safest truck driver. Then there's Doctor Walter Heim. I have him working for me at a fab- ulous salary as he is the world's most famous vet. He, with the help of his laboratory technician, Patty Lee, has written several books on diseases of horses. Ronnie Clark, President of Georgia Tech, and two of his associ— professors, David Coleman and Ernest Leggett, have been drawing plans for a tip-proof horse trailer. I expect them to arrive any day now. Here comes Louise Roundtree, Mr. Clark's private secretary, bringing me the plans now. I really must get down to work once again and check them to make sure they are what I really want.

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CLASS OF 1960’s LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT I, Herbert Babb, will the whole cotton-pickin'' school to anyone who is crazy enough to come here I, Glynda Lee Bertine, will my air ride seat on the bus to Vickie Davis. I, Claudia Calloway, will my place in the senior class to Susan Wingfield. I, Mickey Carter, will my contact lenses to Mrs. Carroll. I, Ronnie Clark, will all my extra freckles to Jackie Williams. Stay in the sun, Jackie. I, Jane Coates, will my little sister to the poor unfortunate teachers. I, David Coleman, will all my extra weight to Charles Tibbals; break 200! I, Bang Collins, will my hot rod jeep to Mrs. Edwards. Wear a bathing cap, Maggie. 1, Melvin Collins, will my broken nose to anyone who wants the pain. I, Myrle Daniels, will my ability to fuss with my boy friend, and not break up, to Jane Ramsey. I, Jimmy Daugherty, will my ability to talk Mr. Hardin into raising my grade to anyone who can get up early enough to watch Continental Classroom! I, Mary Kay Garris, will my peaches and cream” complexion to Miss Zellman. I, Walter Heim, will my misspelled words to Susan Wingfield. I, Mickey Holsworth, will my seat at Kiwanis to FISH Traywick. I, Carol Ann Holt, will my football figure to Ray Guenther. I, Kathy Jo Keel, will my tall, slender figure to Jane Ramsey. I. Leslie Kenyon, will my Ford to anyone who has plenty of bailing wire. I, J. L. Kicklighter, will nothing to nobody. I, Linda Lou Lambert, will my naturally curly hair to Mary Gerding. I, Patty Lee, will my ability to get by with anything in class to Barbara Sue Johnston. I, Ernest Leggett, will my old football socks to Ray Bryant. I, Lloyd Miller, will my chewing gum to Roy Warren. Chew, chew, chew. I, Sue Phelps, will my yak-yaking on the bus to Martin Traywick. I, Steve Rigdon, will my chin beard to anyone who is stupid enough to want one. I, Louise Roundtree, will my Southern drawl to Darlene Twigg. I, Lomax Sasser, will my muscles and athletic ability to Buddy McTureous. I, Doodles Seabrook, will my long legs to Ray Bryant. Use them on those wind sprints next year. I, Margaret Ann Sewell, will one of my nine lives to Mr. Craig, because he will need it before the year is over. I, John Ed Smith, will my senior seat to anyone who can carry it away. I, Bunny Tietgens, will my desire to be on the A Honor Roll to Ann Wood. I, Buddy Turner, will my nothing to the only man I ever met that needed it, Mr. Johnson. I, Juliette Wingfield, will my ability to play jacks at 3 a. m. during a slumber party to Jane Big Wheel Collins. I, Tobie Wlygul, will my ability to have a date every night during the summer, to Barbara Sue Johnston. Just flash those eyes around, Barbara.

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BEST ML MICKEY HOLSWORTH and CAROL HOLT WHO’S WHO DOODLES SEABROOK and TOBIE WIYGUL