Uintah High School - Uintahn Yearbook (Vernal, UT)

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Sympton Cause and Remedy Body unit fails to operate in mornings • Too much homework. Don't do it or copy. Hot date lasted and lasted. Become an old maid or bachelor Excessive tardiness • You thought the bell was a fire alarm. Wear cotton in your ears. • Locker was uncooperative. Carry all contents with you. • Transportation trouble. Ride a bus. You don't care • Infectious case of apathy. 4 lbs. of school spirit taken with lunch. • No one else cares. Be yourself! Lots of free time • Bombed Drill Team tryouts. Go to Charm School. • Boyfriend lives elsewhere Find a new one or write love letters. • Didn't make the Wrestling Squad. Try out for Basketball. REGISTRATION CARD Name Address City--- State. Zip. I hereby demand that you repair □ replace □ my issue of the Uintahn because of defects caused by □ Slipshod Binding □ Sloppy Writing □ Crummy Printing □ Rotten Humor Mail to: Dr. Bert Gividen 822 w. 300 N. Vernal, Utah Card must be sent in within 15 secs, to validate. UTE MIND AND BODY OWNER'S MANUEL 16 Theme

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