Uintah High School - Uintahn Yearbook (Vernal, UT)

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TO 1HJ ©w TO AT UINTAH® CCQT WAS NECESSARY WHEN BECOMING A STUD It didn't matter whether your idea of being cool was heater sitting or putting a permanent in your hair, there were still a few basic guidelines the studly student had to follow. This year, the sales of curling irons, perma- nents. and CB radios went up approx. 34%. Every girl had at least two or three curling irons, trips were made to Provo every three months where per- manents were redone, and every truck in the parking lot contained a CB radio. Heater sitting was definitely a part of being cool. Some Cool Kits consisted of curling irons and permanents Plenty of extracurricular activi If students weren t in class, they 28 STUDENT LIFE DINALAND AVIATION, INC.

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1. What do you usually do on a date? Go to a show Go to a game Eat out Make out I refuse to answer As much as possible Go to the airport and look at the lights 2. How would you rate your last date on a scale from 1-10 (1 being poor, 10 being great)? 6 -2 0 10 Staying home watching TV: $00.00 2 Ig drinks. $45 each. 2 turnovers. $45 each !!!$$TOTALS $$!!!! How many different girls have you dated this year? Only my wife Can’t keep track A few Enough to keep me happy If you could date anyone in this school— who would it be? Miss Ramsey I won’t tell None of your business My wife Anyone who would go with me FIRST SECURITY BANK OF UTAHTheexpertsinbanKmgserv.ee STUDENT LIFE 27

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ties went on in the halls during lunch and class breaks. could usually be found at the Skillet Permanents made it possible to tell one boy from another The following rules made it possible for anyone to be a stud: 1. If you arrive at school early, you sit. stand, or lay in the hall. You do not go to a class or study in the library. 2. Never leave early for class. Wait at least two minutes after the first bell. The longer you dare wait, the cooler you are. 3. While in the hall, you are very dis- crete about who you say hi to. 4 Standing in the hall is done in only one in method; the Steve E. method. Your feet are exactly 33.02 centimeters apart, the right foot extended 7.62 centi- meters in front of the left. All of your mass is put on the left leg. letting the right knee protrude out freely (this will come with practice). Your hands on hips or folded. Your pen is not in a pocket, but attached to your lapel. Your head is slightly tilted with a far off look in your eyes. 5. Now that you have mastered the above, find a location in the main flow of traffic and around your friends, but by yourself. 6. While in the lunchroom, you always wave to a friend and call his name out so at least seven other people can hear you. Then select the best line (pre- ferably the one by the wall so you can lean against it in a cool way). One doesn't crowd at least at the front of the line. To crowd you have to be at least eight back from the front, but never have more than fifty-two people in front of you. 7. Never say you like the food and even if you do. complain loudly but go back for seconds on such yummies as the Cowboy Delight or Christmas Special. 8. After lunch go directly to the hall, and stand, sit. or lay Do not go and study. 9. The closer you sit to the front of the auditorium, the cooler you are. 10. When returning home, you drive at least twice in front of the school to see if there are any non-coolies. If so. give them a ride and a few lessons. 24 hour charter service, ambulance flights. FAA approved flight school. 789-4612 STUDENT LIFE 29